Chicago: Totally hands-free!!!

Yeah right.

I can bring Black Sunday.

No?

Maybe.

I thought it meant weed sometimes too. But then they would probably just say "dude, do you smoke?".

Well, if you don't really want to, I can just have it at my place AND just show one movie.

("no, I mean smoooooke...")

Don't worry, Amanda, no one ever asks me either, and four days later I'm like "wahh? there was coke?"

I do not party.

weed = "are you cool, man?"

I'm not upset about it, I sure wouldn't "party" even if they invited me, so they're probably picking up on some pungent square odor I put out. That's fine.

Actually, I think a square is someone who would be appalled by such an invitation. I'm not appalled, I'm just not interested.

I'm not appalled, I'm just not interested
pls to add to quasi-Morrissey song

Yeah, I have the same connotations as Amanda re: "do you party?" But it sounds like a dumb thing to say, anyway.

Aaaaaaaand my work is basically done for the day. If only I could leave instead of fucking around for over two hours.

("no, I mean smoooooke...")

This is why that's dumb, too. I have on at least one occasion found myself answering that question with, "Yeah, sometimes at bars, when I'm drinking."

If only I could leave instead of fucking around for over two hours.

otm.

Me too, except I don't smoke cigarettes but do smoke weed every now and then, so I have to backpedal.

I think it's a safe assumption that the kind of guys who would ask me if I wanted to party would probably not be the kind of guys I would want to party with anyway.

i want to party but i'd settle for a cigarette.

For some reason, I only imagine guys saying that.

fuck the rest of my resume sending, i'm going to play with a couple of wiener dogs.

truth be told, the only kinds of dudes who say "do you party" are the kinds of people i would never want to be around, ESPECIALLY if they're on blow.

http://www.betteroffdead80s.com/images/spicoli.jpg

Hey bud, let's party!

i mean, free cocaine is great but damn, even i have standards.

Apparently, this pic explains it all.
http://static.last.fm/coverart/300x300/145604.jpg

I'm with Sarah. Anyone who would ask me this is not party-date material. If being used by a woman I picture Myrtle Beach waitress who always sings 'Black Velvet' at karaoke.

xpost Should we ask Drew Daniel what he meant by that?

Unless you're being ironic or making reference to Andrew WK, using "party" as a verb is lame in any sentence.

the arbiter has spoken

Do it, Jamzeee.

the abattoir is smoking, the market is flush with ham.

My zit hurts.

is that slang for you having a smack habit? like a "monkey on your back"?

exactly. And satisfying your craving is known as "poppage."

Kevin, what is that from? Or did you make it up? If so, what does it mean? I like it.

(the abattoir thing)

kevin, good 2 have u back

happy early bday to Jeff, since I prolly won't be on line tomorrow to say it in a timely manner.

A dude replied to my offer to trade my guitar for a semihollowbody! I'm going to go check it out this weekend sometime, but it would look almost exactly like the red guitar I posted near the top of the thread.

In not-as-fun news, I took the practice GRE computer test and ... I am fucked. I am way too slow at the math.

Here is me specifically not wishing happy birthday to Jeff because I think he would prefer it this way.

Where is an emergency place with PCs that I can go this afternoon/evening to do the rest of the practice tests? Besides my office in Evanston?

Ditto to Jordan.

Nick, the practice tests are probably harder than the real thing. Don't sweat it!

Nick, I was wandering around near your neighborhood once and found an internet cafe, on, I don't know Damen maybe.

No, the practice test is easier because some of the questions were the same as the practice questions in the book. Plus there is basically no way to practice the writing part of the GRE so I'm stressing out about that part too.

The library in downtown Evanston.

nick, maybe you need to 'party' before the math section?

xpost

Bytes & Coffee at Barry and Broadway is a nice place, and you can buy something like 10 hours for $25 or 5 for $15.

Nick, you could go to our local library (he's at home now), but I wonder if they'd let you put a disc in...

OR MoJoe's on Belmont has a free laptop.

I don't think any library would want me putting software on their computer or using it for 1hr 15minutes. I'm wary of internet cafes but that might work I guess. I think there's one near Chicago and Damen.