2008 Primaries Thread 2: THE QUICKENING

ho ho!

yeah i'm really sick of debates, at least until the GE.

i usually hate them but im pretty psyched for tonite cause of whats hillary gonna try to pull?

I hope Obama wears his new hat.

yeah, true, this is a big deal kinda debate. And of course it's always good times to watch Obama orate. I guess I'll give it a shot. But I'm warning you two, you had better amuse me! *wags finger*

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What if he showed up like the guy on the right?

That would rule. But I fear that Hillary would counter by wearing a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader outfit. *shudder*

ever seen "blazing saddles"?

It's the first debate where Obama is in the lead, so it'll be interesting to observe how it'll affect the dynamic between them.

yea definitely. in any case, i imagine that status will make it a lot easier for obama to rise above the mudslinging, assuming he doesn't throw much back.

she: (cries a single fake tear)
(female half audience applauds, some put a fist in the air, others cry too)
he: (blows nose)
(both genders applaud)

he wins!

preview:

clinton: "I've been working hard to make sure our children have health-care while my opponent was busy drop-kicking a retarded babies into a swimming pool owned by tony rezko. as president, you have my word that i will submerge our children in various solutions. for america."

obama: "i've taken the liberty of bringing a stool sample with me tonight to prove once and for all the pleasant aroma of my excreta; some holistic practitioners claim it has healing properties."

ew.

otm, somebody would have to fuck up pretty bad to sway the numbers at this point. Maybe by, say, letting fly a stream of crude and shocking epithets. That might change people's minds.

More like:

Clinton: "Rezko, shallow, words, character, experience. Negative."

Obama: "Issues, ideas, platform. Positive."

where do the candidates stand on the issue of lord custos parodies?

Analysis: "Well, this night will certainly go down in the history of debate. Who would have guess that Barack Obama would stoop to using the phrase 'cum dumpster'?"

kenan your posts in this thread are terrible

if clinton goes very negative on him, i don't think obama's just gonna sit there and take it. he'll throw an elbow or two.

dude kenan reign it in a little sheesh

No basketball analogies allowed with Obama. Leave that to Rove.

Does anybody still (or did they ever) change their mind based on a televised debate? I can't recall one that didn't have two clear winners, depending on what channel you were watching.

Does anybody still (or did they ever) change their mind based on a televised debate?

There's this Nixon/Kennedy thing you might have heard about.

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=kica8hmSdAM

Does anybody still (or did they ever) change their mind based on a televised debate?

not since Lincoln and Douglas.

my guess is that clinton will attack based on minor inconsistencies found in his record, obama will counter that she has distorted his record for political gain.

also, i would bet obama mentions his approx. 1 million individual donors at some point

There's this Nixon/Kennedy thing you might have heard about.

Yes, I have heard it mentioned. Didn't Nixon, like, show up drunk and forget to shave or something? That doesn't happen anymore.

Is it time for desperate measures yet? Cleavage, leg?

The debates are never on my NPR station...

-- Eppy, Thursday, February 21, 2008 2:37 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

No, I mean NPR held a debate a couple months ago that wasn't televised and broadcast only on NPR.

where do the candidates stand on the issue of lord custos parodies?

That is one instance in which I am very pro-death penalty.

Is it time for desperate measures yet? Cleavage, leg?

I don't think Obama will have to resort to that.

lol

SO DID JOHN MCCAIN HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH A LOBBYIST? DETAILS PLZ, THX.

deej goes negative on keenan!

I really have to stop googling everything I think of - thank god it's fake (right?) :-(

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america is not ready to elect a buxom president

hillary is ok though cuz her rack is kinda small

you guys aren't really helping to disprove the "anti-Hillary people are sexist" meme

true - I'm not voting though (a foreigner is I)

kenan your posts in this thread are terrible

-- deej, Thursday, 21 February 2008 21:09 (37 minutes ago) Link

^this

That NYT "bombshell" on McCain is much ado about nothing. The affair is the story, and other than gossip/anxious fears by McCain's advisors, I see no evidence of it in the article. If the NYT has the goods, they should have disclosed them. If not, why publish the article?

You mean you don't love stuff like "Who would have guess that Barack Obama would stoop to using the phrase 'cum dumpster'?" and "I fear that Hillary would counter by wearing a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader outfit. *shudder*"? xp

they didn't want to get slapped with a libel charge? beats me.

and 'didnt nixon show up to the debate drunk and unshaven?'

where would be we without kenan's well-informed opinions on political history

ha, to think everyone thought the bombshell-in-waiting was about edwards.

on a side note, NYT DOWNLOADS ON MCCAIN is one of the more nonsensical drudge headlines

Article -> discussion/opinion/doubt = win
Correction -> too late, nevermind

(see that "Al Qaeda used female suicide bombers with Down syndrome!" -> worldwide headlines & shock. Anyone see the "they didn't have Down syndrome after all, says US army" article yesterday? Nope? Of course not, that's not headline news anymore.)

It's just like Drudge's story about John Kerry and his campaign staffer, except that it happened.