Innocuous things that make you irrationally angry (a list thread)

They have a massive backyard though. But still. Giant, walking poop machines.

http://www.theconcentrium.com/mike/simpsons/Silo/01.jpg

God, I'd completely forgotten about the movie, totally blanked from my mind.

hahah "Harry Plopper"

failure of a driver (of a car in which I am riding) to adjust the wiper rate to an appropriate frequency.

cosine. have a little self-respect.

thirded. truly maddening!

What pisses me off is fluctuating levels of participation that require me to constantly adjust the wiper rate.

xxpst my friend worked for a large investment company and they had a serial shitter who would randomly take dumps on peoples desk. I'd say he was disgruntled.

haha sometimes i even forget the wipers are on long after they are needed, drives my wife crazy.

^^^disgusting savage

i mean who the fuck does something like that?

that's seriously effed up.

i forget! self-respect isnt even an option

sometimes i'll have them off/going too slow while the water is piling up too, she wonders how i can see. i guess i can somehow, we're alive don't ask me

lol I meant the dude pooping on people's desks that Chris said about...though forgetting to turn off your wipers IS pretty effed up :)

just went outside to smoke and there is a giant fresh pile of DISGUSTING DOG SHIT. Im going to hang a sign out there. PLEASE PICK UP YOUR GIANT DOG TURDS! I can fucking smell it in my office.

fucking irresponsible owners.

i keep the wipers on intermittent even in terrible storms and i forget to ever turn it off

Sometimes you turn the wipers on and your visibility decreases, depending on how dirty your windshield is.

I can see through the drops so no problem.

rain x

It's raining too hard when I need it and when it's dry enough to put on, I don't need it anymore.

yall need to smoke weed

I got this one ^

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Those fucking 'Wishing Well' cards that come with wedding invitations, that say, in bad poetry, 'We've been shacked up for years so we have all the home stuff we need, but now we're getting married, give us lots of cash'. Fuck you!

I've never seen one of those cards. How dickish!

Here's some samples to induce rage: http://www.bridesofaustralia.com/Wishing_Well_Wording_Poem.html

just send one back saying YOU'RE GETTING THIS TEFAL FOOD BLENDER WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT YOU CUNT

it's not wordsworth but y'know

roses are red
wishing wells are blue
instead of some ca$h
here's a nice FUCK YOU

Some friends of mine did this, but thats because he's chinese and that's what they do in trad chinese marriages - money in the red envelope things for luck.

TBH I respect someone saying "dont buy house gifts cos we already have everything" - why waste a a bunch of whitegoods and etc? If I got married thats the last shit I'd want, frankly.

i want a bunch of whitegoods, but i'm not getting married just for a new fridge

I'd rather everyone pitch in and gimme a deposit on a house.

I like the suggested poem!

it's not the NOT wanting stuff I mind, it's the blatant grab for money in shitty verse

I don't want to sound like a greedy scumbag but I LOVED the presents. I didn't get a bunch of crap I didn't want though.

and yeah, I just hate the crassness of GIVE US MONEY

like, actually outright asking for it. it brings out a bit of my Emily Post-ness. It just seems sorta tacky.

Using the word "blog" when what you mean is "blog post". Fuck you.

People, after all these years, STILL saying "log on to our website at blablabla.com" when they mean go to, surf to, check out. Logging on is entering a username and a password. :-/

People introducing memes from like four years ago as if they're brand new: hey, check out these cat pictures with funny comments on them, hahaha!

i.e. http://i54.tinypic.com/11l4yvn.gif

pomplamoose

Zooming in on someone's face when they're about to cry. TV makers do this ALL the time and it always angers me.

pomplamoose

The Fresca flavor??????

people who stick their rucksacks on the overhead rack on buses and trains, and leave the straps hanging down and swinging around.

^^^ you tall bastard

ppl with rucksacks on trains. you such a rugged motherfucker get out and walk.

had to hoik my 168cm 20 kilo snowboard bag up onto a rack above head height this morning, after a restless night on a sleeper train with no heating. that's rugged.

People who put their rucksacks on the seat next to them on a packed train, then act all indignant when you ask if they mind moving it. You buy a ticket for both those seats or just one, fucker?

ah yeah but sure that's standard

also far from innocuous

leaning over and quietly saying 'i dont mind sitting on that' has always yielded the desired