Just when you thought it was safe - OK CUPID PART 3: The Return of the WOO!

In Melb OKC is big in the poly scene.

I never get any msgs from nutters, huh.

it's big in the poly scene here, too.

OH WAIT

remember my MASKED INTRUDER story from Mandee's Highest Matches on OkCupid thread?

Here is the amazing message C&Ped for your entertainment:

I'v had my eyes on you, for quite some time, young lady.

Don't mistaken my 'gentleman' type of letter writing, as me being soft on possible submissives, ok?

Right now, i'm sitting here, in full constume..

Because it puts me in the proper mood..

In my attempts to soooth the waves of my prey.

Can you hear that sound, that a breath makes, when muffled by a ski-mask?

I can.

While I stare intently..

At your lovely face..

While i try to.. 'controle' my every word..

So as to not frighten my little future..

Desert.

I want you to know, that I'v been obsessing over you, your pics and your soul, for quite a while.

I will do EVERYTHING in my powers, to 'get you'.

I want you to understand this, before we continue..

So that, when one day, in the not tooo distance future, when you are in my powerful grip..

You will look up to me, bound in the special chair I am preparing for you..

Biting, anxiously into the moistened 'hanky gag' tied almost 'too tight' around your gorious face..

And you'll think, furiously..

"How did I ever let him, get me into this situation!!"

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Well I would absolutely lerve for you to 'let me' have the chance, to seduce you..

I promise you, you will regret it..

If you don't.

For I am not only a harsh, sometimes mean, and over-the-top Dominant..

But I am verrry careing, loving, and fun tooo =:]

HOWEVER be advised: You have been warned..

This is not a threat..

But it is, a promise.

I will not read or answer any more notes or im's here on cupid from here on out, from you. Because I tooo cherish, above all from a woman, is true willingness-- to let me, do what I think is best, to her.

We will start, by having you address me as:

'My Masked Intruder'

when you write.

If you don't accept this, then I may not respond, unless you have a good reason to decline my request.

Do I make myself clear?

Either way, good luck and take care,
Masked Intruder

Some other master/dom/rape fetishist whatever also messaged me and asked me to be his slave. Whoops, forgot about him, he was a doozy!! He was also older than my dad and looked like the gay interior decorator from Beetlejuice.

i just can't imagine being tied up and spanked and bossed around by a dude who looks like Otho

http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/kron/default/glenn-shadix-otho--large-msg-125486156961.jpg

Holy rapist Batman :|

I dunno I'd prob report people like that to the site, I mean there's S&M, and theres HI I AM GOING TO STALK YOU HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES.

Yeah absolutely, that is a dude who has not figured out the boundary between play and fucked up behavior.

OMFGWTF!!11!!

but lol @ "if you don't write me i may not respond"

...but lol @ "if you don't write me i may not respond"

To me this means "Hope you're not skeeved by my message, if it offends you hit delete and no hard feelings, I won't pursue it. But if it's something you'd be interested in, please respond." So props to him, maybe he gets lucky some times.

protip: look beyond the profile pic, which is often intentionally unflattering to throw off the scent of douchey hottie-pursuers

blew it with 'lerve' imo

that is amazing

favorite part:

We will start, by having you address me as:

'My Masked Intruder'

when you write.

If you don't accept this, then I may not respond, unless you have a good reason to decline my request.

you will be the SLAVE!

and i will be the MASTER!!!

unless you don't want that, i mean, i'm open to alternatives

someone formerly of this bailiwick was showing me an OKC message she received recently that contained the phrase "womanly effulgence"

lj needs to fall back

Was seriously considering dn from some line of that letter but on the whole it creped me out too much to look at it 20 times a day.

so this girl and i traded digis and made plans for this weekend, and she deleted her okc profile but has been in touch on the reg and i was pretty amped about hanging.

then she linked me to the radio show she's guesting on.

she is so obnoxious on the radio.

how do i cancel

have never done this tbh

if she's not so obno in person give one date a chance

if you still dig her irl don't listen to her show again

Yeah maybe she just does a schtick?

everyone sounds obnoxious on the radio ime

will not pullout

that came out wrong

so to speak

lol

ha

Yeah dude speaking as a dude who has been on the radio, if potential dating partners judged me on those shows, I would not have had a date in the past six years. And would have had at least one woman stab me in the throat as a service to the ear-owning public.

Unless it's like, The Aryan Hour of Power or something.

looooooooool @ number of visitors when you redefine as bisexual

men, eh

taking advantage of your honorary ringtone bisexual status, i see?

i'm just curious yaknow

conveniently timed post-shirtless pic gay thread

ha

i'm gonna avoid verboseness and just say <3

please refrain from avoiding verbosity in your response to my email though!

http://i52.tinypic.com/nbxixi.gif

heeeeehee

am not lookin' for dates here no more, altho still bisexual

krakow changed his status from 'single' to 'seeing someone'!

well played, brahms this time?

Kylie Minoise

TamTam OTM.

went on a couple of dates with a really ace, pretty girl off OKC, only to be told that she "didn't feel ready to date yet" after spliting with her ex. yeah, alright... why'd you join a dating site then? why can these girls just say "you ugly and boring, fuck off." or just mace me, at least that's honest.

maybe she's being honest, it happens

or... maybe i'm shit?

also if she's a flake, better she reveal it now than further down the line! haha yeah ok point taken though, she should be up-front...I guess you know better than me but if there's been a recent break-up, she may be trying before buying

why am i always the fucking trial sample, though?

you get in too quickly, you're too instantly seductive, try being more oblique

good strategy

Divorced dad me has several times now had a few dates with a divorced or separated mom, only to be told after the 2nd or 3rd date, things are hectic with my kid now, I'm not really able to date right now. No amount of statements from me that I understand parent/child issues are enough to convince them to go out again. Best to just take them at their word I guess.

kinda resolved to not bother with these sites...an occasional log in yes but not really investing a lot now and checking myself if i find myself perusing for too long.

YOU SHOULD MESSAGE ME IF: you love kids, who aint yours biologically
you r grown-ass-man, who doesn't think that this site is the best place to find just easy sex
you r not arabic, indian or muslim

ooh la la!