Just when you thought it was safe - OK CUPID PART 3: The Return of the WOO!

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This is how okcupid thinks I compare to other males my age or whatever:

He's more energetic
He's more adventurous
He's less methodical
He's more artsy
He's less mathematical
He's more indie
He's more independent

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 8 August 2005 12:23 (twenty years ago)

when i set up my new (non joke) profile suddenly i'm less horny than the rest of the male population, rather than more horny. either i've grown less horny than when i first took the test or the rest of the population got more horny

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 8 August 2005 12:33 (twenty years ago)

my matches are a joke :( one guy wears platform boots and has hair down to his bum

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 8 August 2005 12:54 (twenty years ago)

He's more energetic

Aren't you a stoner hippy?

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 8 August 2005 12:57 (twenty years ago)

what's the new name ken?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 8 August 2005 13:24 (twenty years ago)

HE'S MORE ENERGETIC:
http://myspace-597.vo.llnwd.net/00005/79/53/5373597_m.JPG

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 8 August 2005 13:28 (twenty years ago)

I wish that was a gif.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 8 August 2005 13:28 (twenty years ago)

That sounds like the start to a theme song

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 8 August 2005 13:30 (twenty years ago)

He's more energetic
He's far more indie
He wears linen trousers
and he's coming for YOU!
IT'S NICKALICIOUS

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 8 August 2005 13:32 (twenty years ago)

this is my #1 match

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=3148287009413629834

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 8 August 2005 13:35 (twenty years ago)

My favourite match of recent times:

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=15844350803907121466

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 8 August 2005 13:44 (twenty years ago)

He's more energetic
Make's me look pathetic
Oh whiny, whiny, wine
Drunk and lethargic

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:39 (twenty years ago)

what's the new name ken?

haha i'm not telling! you'll have to do a matches search in london and find me :)

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

it's like a treasure hunt

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)

Mandee, how can you resist a man like this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/lixnixn/p1102165508.jpg

By the way, I sent you a friendship request ages ago, but you never answered... Was it something I said?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

it may have been that photo with the undies ..

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

No, that was before undies.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

The undie pics.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

aha - it must have been the lack of undies that did it.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:54 (twenty years ago)

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:55 (twenty years ago)

Dom, I just replied your friend request. But please, no filthy messages to my Finnish boos.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

finnish boobs?

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:59 (twenty years ago)

im kind of bored, maybe i'll actually give this a go...

― charltonlido (gareth), Monday, 8 August 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

ok ken i've looked at every asian bloke age 25 in london and none of them are you :(

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 8 August 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

I think I've found you .. OMG YOU ARE TEH SEXY MAN!

only joking, i've had 2 beers

― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 8 August 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=17995525723048981705

is my #1 match. I've never had a match above 89%. Does that make me lame?

― J (Jay), Monday, 8 August 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

wait you were joking about finding me, or the fact that i'm teh sexy??

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 8 August 2005 20:36 (twenty years ago)

ive never had a match above 80% !! i guess I am that UNIQUE

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 8 August 2005 20:52 (twenty years ago)

Everyone loves Tuomas!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 8 August 2005 21:05 (twenty years ago)

My matches get up to 87% at most around the world. Locally, it's never more than 74%, and no-one's really all that interesting. Maybe I should be kinkier and hornier, because everyone I get matched with is really tame, safe, and inoffensive and I'm not. I'm just typically polite.

Compared to other males my age I'm apparently:
less aggressive
less ambitious
more artsy
more compassionate
less geeky
less capitalistic
more progressive
less selfish
more indie
less kinky
more literary
more loving
more pure
less Republican
less sex-driven
less spiritual
more emotional
more political
less competitive

No surprises there.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Monday, 8 August 2005 23:18 (twenty years ago)

what is it?

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 August 2005 23:28 (twenty years ago)

I was just gonna point out that I have an above 80% match with Mandee, but Andrew already did that. Don't worry Mandee, you're still unique, it's just that I wasn't particularly picky when answering the questions. (Does she like anime, or know what becomes of hydrogen when it's burned... who cares?)

My number one match in the world used to be Martin Skidmore (95%), but I can't find his profile anymore.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 06:17 (twenty years ago)

I am still there - perhaps we are no longer so well suited, sadly. My best used to be RickyT, as I recall, and we do seem pretty compatible to me (which might disturb the fuck out of him, of course). Except perhaps for a lack of interest on his part in unattractive middle-aged men, I imagine.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 11:22 (twenty years ago)

Maybe I should sign up again. But then again, I only ever get bogged down in the "oh my god, there are no good photos of me, ever!" quandary. Sigh.

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 11:24 (twenty years ago)

i am having trouble choosing the best 5 for my profile (they're all so prettyy!)

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 11:29 (twenty years ago)

Last night, after signing up, the *best* match I could get within 100 miles was only 15%. I didn't try worldwide matching, though.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 12:17 (twenty years ago)

how many questions have you answered? (you get crap matches if you havne't answered enough questions)

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 12:18 (twenty years ago)

i wish tuomas and martin would date

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 12:24 (twenty years ago)

aw love through shared interest in photography.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 12:25 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I've never come across someone with just a 15% match with me.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 12:28 (twenty years ago)

(x-post)

Huh? I don't even own a camera.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 12:29 (twenty years ago)

how many questions have you answered?

About forty, I think.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 12:31 (twenty years ago)

funny thing is, ive seen my #1 match at a party before.. he kept brushing his hair... and swishing it around... and I was drinking a Zima XXX and he put his fingers up to me crossed (like I was a vampire) -- I knew then we could never find true love

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 12:32 (twenty years ago)

Because you don't want him to suffer the same curse and become a member of the nonliving?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 12:34 (twenty years ago)

I'm giving match.com a try. Have messaged 5 different guys today, does that make me a slut?

― leigh (leigh), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 13:06 (twenty years ago)

no but i did like in the okcupid test, it asks you "do you have STD? if so click here"

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 13:29 (twenty years ago)

nothing like a bit of good rivalry

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 13:30 (twenty years ago)

Haha, I never found that out, 'cos I NEVER CLICKED!

Care to share with us, Ken?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 13:32 (twenty years ago)

Having read exactly what I just posted there, I predict it'll take 10 seconds for a snappy comeback.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 13:33 (twenty years ago)

I didn't click either - but I hovered over the link to see where it led to :-)

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 13:34 (twenty years ago)

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