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I feel your pain, Sam. I just wrote a huge email to my family and my login timed out. Grrr...

I am doing well today, except that I didn't have time to grab any breakfast, so I'm starving.

I W A N T D O N U T S !!!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

mmmmmmm donuts!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 14:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Donuts and buttsex in the city? ;-)

― Spontaneous Existence Failure (kate), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 14:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I got some candy for my Secret Santa present this AM so I already ate a shitload of Jelly Bellys because I was hungry and frustrated with my printer.

I also I can't figure out why people are confused by these threads.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Nick - ppl are dumasses, that's why.

I'll just take the donuts pls Ms Failure!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 14:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh whoops, forgot that was still there. It was a complicated Karl Popper Philosophy of Science joke. Never mind!

― Kate 22 (kate), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I liked Citizen Kate!!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I prefered HRH Queen Kate, but hey, that's just me. ;-)

― Spontaneous Existence Failure (kate), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

like 16 hours later, they're begging (well, asking) me to take one. more. assignment.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Charge 'em double & take it!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Queen Kate was soooo you, btw! ;-)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Me to bosses: "I'll take this one last assignment, but only if you let me use my OWN gun."

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

*nods*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

One last assignment before you retire? You know you're going to end up riddled with bullet holes asking your younger, hunkier partner to tell your wife you love her, don't you?

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm looking around the office for anyone younger, hunkier, and who possibly might "get" hip hop. Shit! The intern!

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I skipped out of the office for a Caramel Machiatto! yum!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 15:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Ahhh always the intern!!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

ooy yum! You, me & Kate so need to meet up & go coffee drinking lady!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha, I read that as "I skipped out of the office for a Camel Machiatto"
and was like, damn, I quit smoking for six or seven weeks (lost count) and they go and introduce new flavours!

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

"Shit the Intern" is the name of my new album.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I just spoke with my boss. He's going to be at least 15 minutes late for his first interview! So, he says, "uh, when she gets there just ask her some questions."

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

so I just told my good boss that I would accept the assignment and he looked at me very seriously, more seriously than I've ever seen him look at me in the last two-and-a-half years and said, "Good. That's important to me, in light of the circumstances, for several reasons."

cryptic!

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmmm *rubs chin/scratches head*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

It's been really foggy outside all day today.

I mean normally, from the office window, I can see across a lake to a motorway and some posh flats. Today, nothing is visible beyond the lake and the lake itself looks like the Dead Marshes.

(Presumably filled with the bodies of former *** employees who fell during the '92 purge)

― robster (robster), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

He's sussed the bodies in the dead marshes, GO GO GO!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

this is starting to feel more and more like a hit all the time. "Nobody quits on us, NOOOOOObody!"

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Sarah, just chat to her about regualr chatty stuff. Apologise for your boss's unforeseen delay, then just be friendly and nice and you'll set her at ease.

Horace, that "camel macchiato" comment would have had me spitting it over the keyboard if I'd been drinking one, which I intend to be in the next 10 minutes.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe it will be your last assignment in more than 1 way!!

x-post

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)

If I'm not on ILX by noon CST next Monday, avenge me.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Now the lake's disappeared.

― robster (robster), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

It's all coming true! *hides*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

mY BOSS'S FLIGHT TO gLASGAE WAS CANCELLED THIS MORNING BECAUSE OF rOB'S HORROR FOG.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

*awaits arrival of seaweed-covered zombies*

― robster (robster), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

So, I was just a sitting pretty, doing some work, with my pen in my mouth, like it usually is, so I won't forget where I put it, when I realized...THIS ISN'T MY PEN!

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

It's staring horace, put the pen down & just run, godamnit man!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

If Horace's pen started staring, I'd run, too. ;-)

― HRH Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Staring/starting it's all the same!!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll see you all next week. I just feel a major crankstorm coming on, and besides, I have a ton of work that I have to get done by THIS FRIDAY instead of next Friday. Grrrr.

― HRH Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

If I'm not on ILX by noon CST next Monday, avenge me.

How about noon PST? I have lots to do Monday morning.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, now *I* need a caramel machiatto.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

It's a deal, Luna. I want you to take the killshot.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Why on earth doesn't Starbuck's (or any of its competitors) deliver?

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

OMG I have this raging headache and I've felt all woobly and disoriented since the drive home from Calgary. This is completely annoying. I have a lot of work to do today but I really want to call in sick. Blehhhhh.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe you could use a courier? Many offices have accounts with bike messengers and stuff (one local mag I used to write for once sent a bike courier to my house to pick up a cover for a CD review, and this was the same mag that for some reason took between six months to a year to mail out free-L cheques).

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

For you, Horace, I'll do it.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

You have no idea how it warms my heart to know that out there in the world, there's a woman I've never actually met, who will kill my enemies after I'm dead. This is the most beautiful day of my life. Thank you, Luna. I kiss you.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

If anyone catches me on ILX between now and this Friday, then shout at me to make sure I've finished my recconciliations and my directorate breakdowns, OK? Thanks.

― HRH Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I kiss you back.

You're welcome.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

This Is the Thread Where We Arrange the Murders of Each Others' Enemies, Like Some Sorta Nu-Hitchcock Story

― Kingfish Beefstick (Kingfish), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Old-Hitchcock was better.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

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