Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

I would have drinks with all this beer cats.

Recourse to mom absolves nothing. Still ew.

max did your mom give you a high five?

no i think it was actually sort of a pejorative?

i don't think tight little body is that gross. it's just a fucking expression, geez.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22tight+little+body%22

It's pretty disgusting. I think mainly because, like Roxy said, only complete assholes would actually use that phrase in speech.

Yeah, exactly. xpost.

i mean, i get why it's gross, but some bodies are tight and little.

would "taut petite body" be better?

that phrase gets all porn results in Google, too.

oh my god the lohan freckles. SO GREAT.

Let's just say that praising women's bodies for being small and scant and hard is probably not a good way to start out. It's kind of like saying she's desirable because there's SO LITTLE of her to start with! "Hardly takes up any room in the storage closet and eats almost no groceries. The apartment-dweller's ideal."

"big doughy body"

"good for fuck... and storage!"

"that woman looks terrible"
"yes, and such small portions..."

Laurel - exactly.

Image results for "big doughy":
http://www.littlestuffedbull.com/images/london/panto-sarah.jpg
http://www.weeklydish.com/wp-includes/images/truffletower.jpg

Haha.

I'm not sure the attraction to smallness or litheness has anything to do with desiring a woman to be invisible or hassle-free or anything like that, though. I think it's just a common sexual aesthetic created and propagated by images in the media.

it might be just cause its hawt tho

2000 more posts by morning

surmounter is so rong on this thread.

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:AgGNXa_l0iLzmM:http://www.tagbanger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/americanpsycho.jpg

DAHT'S DE JOKE.

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/8/b/f8b5f782685b0cc4d8f29c931a42603c.jpg

It's pretty disgusting. I think mainly because, like Roxy said, only complete assholes would actually use that phrase in speech.

Good Christ, people. Everybody relax and just admit that SJP could use (a) a few pounds and (b) a nose job.

I'm not saying this as some kind of pro-fat thing nor am I criticizing liking "little" women...whether little means short or petite or thin or whatever! But the gestalt idea that a woman is better if there's less of her in all directions kind of denies her the right to a physical self. It's...probably just better to avoid phrasing things that way.

xp give me those almond truffles right now.

Also, this is what I look like, day in and day out

http://scienceblogs.com/seed/upload/2007/01/frat_boy.jpg

DAMN! Check out that TIGHT LITTLE BODY!!! BUTTER FACE!!!

This is true. He was like that at the bar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4wh_mc8hRE

I'm not saying this as some kind of pro-fat thing nor am I criticizing liking "little" women...whether little means short or petite or thin or whatever! But the gestalt idea that a woman is better if there's less of her in all directions kind of denies her the right to a physical self. It's...probably just better to avoid phrasing things that way.

Laurel, you and I could not agree more. The day that I actually use the phrse "tight little body" and mean it will be the day that my wife smacks me in the back of the head with her Smith College diploma.

Oh good. :)

ts: tight little body vs. loose booty

Sometimes I am very very earnest despite my best efforts to develop a thick scale of jaded ennui.

so we can't praise women for being small but we can hound them for having a big nose?

so we can't praise women for being small but we can hound them for having a big nose?

Absolutely. The large nose means that they must be at least part Jewish.

a woman is better if there's less of her in all directions

Also - this idea is perpetuated by people whose ideas of attractive never moved past middle school.

Well, not that I said anything about her nose, but...one is actually misogynistic, the other is just mean. I'm pretty okay with mean.

Everybody relax and just admit that SJP could use (a) a few pounds and (b) a nose job.

ha well so could i

xp to BLAM, you know what they say about high school girls: no matter how old you get, they always stay exactly the same age.

Chloe S. is a more successful version of the SJP look.

loosey goosey

"damn what're we even allowed to say anymore, jeez"

Sometimes I am very very earnest despite my best efforts to develop a thick scale of jaded ennui.

Oh my fuck, WHY!?!?!?!

I'm not advocating masochism, but actively trying to develop a hide to protect you from life's annoying-yet-amusing little slights misses the point. Old people are so much fun to talk to b/c they've lived.

And that's really what I want to say to LiLo - Live! Stop fake tanning and redoing what's already been done. Get the fuck out there and live!

And don't ever hide the freckles. EVER.

uhm but chloe is a giantess aryan blonde who looks nothing like sjp?

But she's got a bit of a schnoz. I don't mind the schnoz.

i mean i picture sjp being 5 feet tall and chloe is more like 6

They might have the same stylist.

i like a tight little schnoz

http://www.cyberium.net/bnguy/bnfaq.htm

Is Chloe that tall? I never realized that while watching Big Love, but I guess she hunches a bunch in that show, now that I realize it.

Q. A fetish? I've never even heard of a big nose fetish. What's so special about noses?

A. The nose is directly in the center of the face and is one of the features that comes to identify who a person is. If you don't believe me, then look at this picture of Marisa Tomei, suitably morphed to have a larger nose. It doesn't really look like her any more does it? For one with a nose fetish, the nose takes on an even more important role in defining and enhancing the beauty of its owner. Our fetish may be unusual, but it is not all that different in concept from many other "body enhancement" fetishes. Many friends of ours are interested in multiple breasts, extremely large breasts, in the concept of body inflation and a host of other interests. Check out the links for more information.

http://www.cyberium.net/bnguy/week/marbe.jpg