3D movies are always released in 2D versions as well, you know!
― abcfsk, Friday, 22 October 2010 08:36 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm fine with the choice for Bilbo, wasn't Jack Black rumoured for it once? That would've been terrible!
― not_goodwin, Friday, 22 October 2010 13:03 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm mainly happy for Tim. Should keep Dawn in art equipment for a while.
― A brownish area with points (chap), Friday, 22 October 2010 13:05 (thirteen years ago) link
Ha yeah, how many crayons?
― not_goodwin, Friday, 22 October 2010 13:23 (thirteen years ago) link
watching harry potter and half blood prince right now
jim broadbent would have made a perfect older bilbo, though i've no complaints against ian holm
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Friday, 22 October 2010 21:17 (thirteen years ago) link
i thought fam was 1p3 mods only
― max, Friday, 22 October 2010 21:19 (thirteen years ago) link
oops
let it stand
zing
― mr. mandelbrot flythrough vertigo, esq. (Edward III), Friday, 22 October 2010 21:22 (thirteen years ago) link
Cate Blanchett and Ornaldo Bloomps to reprise their roles as EXTREME ELVES.
― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Monday, 3 January 2011 08:42 (thirteen years ago) link
maybe the two worst-cast characters in the lotr movies.
Or maybe all the elves were terribly cast. Yeah that could be it
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Monday, 3 January 2011 21:33 (thirteen years ago) link
wait waht? Neither of those characters is in the Hobbit
― assorted curses (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 3 January 2011 21:35 (thirteen years ago) link
They're doing two plots hence the two films, apparently.Gossip and rumours herehttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt0903624/board/nest/174599595
― not_goodwin, Monday, 3 January 2011 21:42 (thirteen years ago) link
marton csokas was dope as whoever he played, he should come back
tell me where is gandalfforimuchdesire to speak with himtell me where is gandalfforimuchdesire to speak with him
― omar little, Monday, 3 January 2011 21:44 (thirteen years ago) link
Who was the super camp one who copped for it at helms deep?"you breath so loudly master dwarf i could have shot you in the dark" mmmmm ;)
I really have seen it too many times :(
― not_goodwin, Monday, 3 January 2011 21:47 (thirteen years ago) link
They're doing two plots hence the two films, apparently.
ugh waht
this is stupid
― assorted curses (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 3 January 2011 21:50 (thirteen years ago) link
I had a dream last night that Peter Jackson decided to do Lucas-style re-releases of all the LOTR movies that included new footage of new characters, a corsair played by Nic Cage in an eyepatch and an evil witch played by Andie McDowell.
― assorted curses (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, January 3, 2011 6:44 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
he's just gonna cut a battle with king king vs a cave troll halfway through, because the plot needed speeding up.
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Monday, 3 January 2011 21:53 (thirteen years ago) link
dunno why i used 'cut' there when i meant the opposite, but fuck peter jackson f'real
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Monday, 3 January 2011 21:56 (thirteen years ago) link
Serkis and McKellen are in, hooray!http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=29860
So is Elijah Wood, er, what?http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=29849
― A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 01:37 (thirteen years ago) link
Concerned Jackson might be coming down with a case of the Lucases.
― A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 01:43 (thirteen years ago) link
so looking forward to hating this
― carles marx (contenderizer), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 01:43 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm up for a single Hobbit film, under two hours, showing young Frodo having some fun uncomplicated adventures and maybe filling those who don't know in on how he met Gandalf, found the Ring etc. Doesn't look like that's what we're getting.
― A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 01:45 (thirteen years ago) link
― omar little, Monday, January 3, 2011 4:44 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark
lol
― Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 01:46 (thirteen years ago) link
I like how the two film thing was talked about at the start of the thread and then seems to continually surprise people. I look forward to it happening again.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 01:46 (thirteen years ago) link
showing young Frodo
Not quite.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 01:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah I meant the other one.
― A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 01:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Bongo.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 01:48 (thirteen years ago) link
the LOTRs were already a massive drop from his previous films (even The Frighteners is better than Two Towers)
― basically just a 2/47 freak out (sic), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 02:11 (thirteen years ago) link
C'mon they're aiming for radically different things. I'd probably say that Heavenly Creatures is his best film, but you wouldn't watch it when you're in the mood for some orc slaying. The LOTRs aren't flawless, but I maintain they're pretty damn good on their own (admittedly ludicrous) terms.
― A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 02:32 (thirteen years ago) link
giblets in a lawnmower >> billions of CGI orcs falling over
― basically just a 2/47 freak out (sic), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 03:27 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah, when i'm in the mood for some orc-slaying, i find that i still have to wait for someone to fucking make one
― carles marx (contenderizer), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 04:01 (thirteen years ago) link
a decent movie about it, that is...
― carles marx (contenderizer), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 04:02 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm up for a single Hobbit film, under two hours, showing young Frodo having some fun uncomplicated adventures and maybe filling those who don't know in on how he met Gandalf, found the Ring etc.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
was really hoping that this would be a tonal shift from the LOTR movies, and would reflect the fact that The Hobbit was just a simple fable. i dunno, as a kid, i felt like moving on to the LOTR was a legitimate act of maturity. after this is made, future viewers are probably going to watch them chronologically and i think that, in the long-run, an "uncomplicated" fantasy film that introduces middle earth would be so, so much better than a ret-con'd star wars prequel
― ullr saves (gbx), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 04:14 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1524134/
― Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 04:14 (thirteen years ago) link
great tag line
― ullr saves (gbx), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 04:21 (thirteen years ago) link
I love all of Jackson's pre-LotR movies too, and Heavenly Creatures is most likely the best thing he's ever done, but I still think the Lord of the Rings movies were very, very good at what they were supposed to do. Can't imagine any other Hollywood director managing to distill the essence of the books so skillfully, while still avoiding most of the cliched, "the viewers are idiots" type of solutions movies of this size tend to have. Just compare LotR to Avatar, or the new Tron movie, or the Star Wars prequels to see how much stupid things an epic movie like that could have had, and how well Jackson actually managed to make everything work.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 19:16 (thirteen years ago) link
Tuomas OTM. there are some stupid/lame things in the LOTR movies but holy shit @ the amount of stuff Jackson got right. it is a miracle that something as cohesive and coherent and came out of the Hollywood blockbuster grinder.
― assorted curses (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 19:32 (thirteen years ago) link
totally! and that's probably the only thing giving me faith in the hobbit.
― ullr saves (gbx), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link
otoh personally I don't have much faith in this Hobbit movie lol
― assorted curses (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link
this was my favorite part of the LOTR films fwiw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWzlgnK87_4
― omar little, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 19:51 (thirteen years ago) link
It's been said before itt but the whole two film thing is perplexing. The Hobbit is such a short book, I can't see a justification for stretching it out. It makes me doubtful that it will be very faithful to the original despite Jackson's involvement.
― Moodles, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 19:51 (thirteen years ago) link
god you guys are such killjoys
― max, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 21:16 (thirteen years ago) link
these movies will be sweet
i really love the LotR movies -- compare the trilogy to its parallel blockbuster fantasy trilogies (star wars prequels, the matrix) and see how many things weren't fucked up. i do a marathon of the extended editions about once a year (w/ friends and beer); they're really wonderful old-school epics, shaded and lived-in and funny and generous to their actors. when they came out, press focus was understandably on the new tech, and there were a lot of snotty half-assed critical pieces complaining about "all those pixels fighting each other" and how un-stirring it was, but that's exactly backwards: it's only in the impossible aerial shots that the battle scenes are made of pixels. in most of the movie they're people wearing a huge amount of makeup, standing in the mud and rain. they look weighed down by it and it's fantastic.
anyway the books suck but the hobbit is fantastic, which means i have no idea what this movie's gonna be like. sort of wish it weren't being given the Epic Treatment, yeah, but oh well.
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 21:20 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh I'm definitely looking forward to them. I just think there are indications the story isn't being tackled the way I think it should be, and it's my right to whine about it on the internet, dammit.
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― A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 21:21 (thirteen years ago) link
is this the appropriate point to continue twisting the knife re: the Bilbo/Frodo confusion or should I wait
― Indolence Mission (DJP), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 21:22 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh, whenever you like.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 21:22 (thirteen years ago) link
As long as it's not a Nazgul knife like poor Bilbo copped on Weathertop.
― A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 21:25 (thirteen years ago) link
i used to wish they'd let ian holm play bilbo again. now he really is too old, but before... one of the things i always liked about this book was that it's a bildungsroman about a 50-year-old. and yeah yeah i know Hobbits Mature More Slowly but all that mythos came later -- bilbo has all the trappings of a mild and satisfied middle-class englishman, and i love that it's not too late for him.
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 21:26 (thirteen years ago) link