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So is this real or not? Future careers rest on this.

― Scik Mouthy, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

ROFL @ Pash's freudian slip!

kv_nol on Monday,

I know! God. Spent too long looking @ pics of Ms Brooks last week, like a saddo.

― Pashmina, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

this SO happened

this does NOT COUNT as a sexual experience because IT WAS A DARE, all right?

sorry, it definitely counts.

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

It's real. At least, it comes from an account registered from his account, the one he used in ye days of yore

― .stet., Monday, 12 March 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

kv_nol = cap'n save-a-failed-orgy

A new job title on business cards beckons!

― kv_nol, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

Who is elmo argonaut?

― Scik Mouthy, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

It's real. At least, it comes from an account registered from his account, the one he used in ye days of yore

Oh Louis. What have you done?

― kv_nol, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

Who is elmo argonaut?

Thankfully, I am not Louis' j/o buddy.

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

He's Louise to me from now on.

― Rock Hardy, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

Why gleefully wallow in one's own shameful produce? It makes a good story, I guess.

A little context: Our annual drag competition occurred last night (and there'll be a whole new slew of photos you're no doubt straining at the leash to ogle), and I, the lovely Diana Swirl, proceeded to come third out of about twenty-five, a sterling effort indeed. Participants were then paraded about the combination room (posh room for fellows/dons/tutors) where the more outrageously homosexual members of the Peterhouse teaching staff had assembled to appreciate and compliment alike (again, more photos coming soon). After that, back to the bar for a quick alcopop or five, and then off to the 2nd-place ladyboy's room for fun and games! At first, mere nudity and running about Old Court in the buff were the order of the day, but as more port disappeared down our gullets, an empty vodka bottle presented itself and before we knew it we were locked into a vigorous Truth Or Dare session. Truth grew rapidly dull, as is its wont, and upon my response to the question 'Have you ever pulled?', the young lady next to me was dared to rectify this sad state of affairs. One thing led to another, and a couple of minutes later she was tossing me off, my spongy love-length refusing to straighten out to its maximum rigidity despite the expertise with which she palpated its bulbous form. Then the 2nd-place ladyboy decided that he'd make a better fist of things, and thus was my first heterosexual experience pursued hardily by my first homosexual one...

― unfished business, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

FUCK OFF YOU PONCE

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

It makes a good story, I guess.
Oh, it will do. It will do.

― stet, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

Why do I keep reading this?

STOP CLICKING ON THE THREAD, YOU FULE!!!

― Masonic Boom, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

man you tabs are weird...

― That one guy that quit, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

Dear lord. What does this even have to do with crushes anyway!?

― kv_nol, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

I can't decide whether Louis is likely to regret this or not.

― Scik Mouthy, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

I HATE YOULOUIS JAGGER

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

louise's story seems to contradict this:

http://education.guardian.co.uk/higher/news/story/0,,2026676,00.html

― That one guy that quit, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

YHBT YHL HAND, I fear is what's going on here.

― Pashmina, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

“Kids today have no sense of shame or privacy. They are little fame whores who post their diaries, phone numbers, and stupid poems on the web”

― Stevie T, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

i love hyperlinks

― That one guy that quit, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

use the killfile then!

hey, and for those after crushiness, there's always the 'dear random person, i love you' thread! the reason i posted the anecdote here is that it was the only explicitly romance-related thread on the first page and i was drunk as a lord.

― unfished business, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

FAKE?!

― Jordan, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

FUCK OFF FREAK

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

My otiose register of delivery appears to be causing you some duress, Mr. Que. May I suggest you either stop reading this thread, or that you use the killfile?

― unfished business, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

I think the answer to this thread is "what"?

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

"romance"

― That one guy that quit, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

the protestant reformation in england started in cambridge (nr the modern arts theatre). they had the RIGHT IDEA.

― That one guy that quit, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

Que has some issues I think.

Nice going, Louis.

― Mark C, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

it's not your otiose register louis, it's your manhood spilling all over this page

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

jesus christ we need another Blitz

― ghost rider, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

i don't have issues, i just don't think ANYONE wants to read about cross dressing wack fests on the internet

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

sadly cambridge survived the last one :(

― That one guy that quit, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://files.turbosquid.com/Preview/Content_on_5_8_2006_21_22_02/Grand%20slam02.JPG66ca106a-cfba-437c-9c49-a294ef638bc7Large.jpg

― Pashmina, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

HE SPILLED HIS GUTS ALL OVER THE STAAAAGE!

yeah, fair enough. gotta let it out sometimes though!

anyway, enrique, don't be put off, it's an experience i'll never hope to repeat, it's behind me, and we can all move on, with safely cherished memories. if there's any reason to avoid cambridge, it's that it's mostly pretty boring!

― unfished business, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

blitz, i mean, not internet cross dressing wack fest.

― That one guy that quit, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

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― That one guy that quit, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

it's behind me
snigger

― .stet., Monday, 12 March 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.war-stories.com/images/a_b52-bombs-away-01.gif

― Pashmina, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

what kind of addled pissant goes around describing their own shit-for-brains prose style as "my otiose register"

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.philip-sen.com/othermeans/b52-thumb.jpg

― Pashmina, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

Mr Que is enrique? Who is elmo argonaut?

― Scik Mouthy, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

Why do you even care Tom? Louis keeps going up in my estimation.

― Mark C, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

xpost to tombot: Someone who is taking the fucking piss out of his aforementioned shit-for-brains prose-style, it being affected for the purpose of adding absurdity to an already pretty wacked-out tale.

― unfished business, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

LOUIS, WHERE ARE YOUR MANNERS?

― lfam, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

That New Yorker article is actually pretty interesting. Maybe it deserves a thread of its own, but probably not. When I was in my late teens, I used to fantasise that in the future, everybody would have their own xerox copier (that does me, eh?) so that they could produce their own zines. The web has made that redundant, hasn't it? Louis' stumbling into ILX (average age 30-something) is a culture clash, the age gap, etc.?

― Masonic Boom, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

the only one who can save us now is mr robert callum waddel!

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

19 year olds

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

That *dates* me, I mean, not does me, heh.

― Masonic Boom, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

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