Strange Tales of Hassidic Jews

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Laura and I think they additionally felt that you were "jewish" if your mother was regardless if you self identified as such!

Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Saturday, 8 October 2005 19:50 (eighteen years ago) link

OK I'll chill. Perhaps the tone on this site seemed a bit offensive since I thought it was giving some misinformation.

Thomas Mckenzie, Saturday, 8 October 2005 19:52 (eighteen years ago) link

BTW the Kinsey Institute said that Orthodox Jews have more sex over a life time then most other people. Interetsting?

Thomas Mckenzie, Saturday, 8 October 2005 19:57 (eighteen years ago) link

they marry young and have a lot of babies.

glasgow coma score (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 8 October 2005 19:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Wait up, whats the thing with penny farthings about then tom?

Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Saturday, 8 October 2005 20:15 (eighteen years ago) link

The guy got a good deal at the Brittish antique shop

Thomas McKenzie, Saturday, 8 October 2005 20:31 (eighteen years ago) link

What I want to know is, what is UP with the public rudeness? I was on a v crowded train the other day and an older grey-bearded Hassid forced his way onto the train, TOTALLY smushing a young guy in front of me (who we'll call Max for ease of discussion). Other people on the platform who didn't bother trying to get on presumably said to themselves, "you know, I'll just wait for the next one, it's not worth shoving on there and being crammed into someone who'll be pissed at me" BUT NO this man keeps a completely blank look on his face, stares over all our heads, and forces himself up against Max like he's not even there, in the process dislodging Max's hold on the only pole he could possibly reach, and the whole time acting as if all the other passengers are furniture. The Hassid doesn't a) say excuse me or I'm sorry but it's an emergency, he maintains total silence and b) doesn't even flinch when Max says "Look, I'm sorry but there's no room, HEY I can't breathe!" Just keeps staring blankly and pushing. Deeply weird.

Laurel, Saturday, 8 October 2005 22:18 (eighteen years ago) link

mustve had a brisk instead of a proper briss. it would bug anyone out.

AaronK (AaronK), Sunday, 9 October 2005 03:27 (eighteen years ago) link

lots of people are rude in public laurel, i don't get what conclusions you think we should draw from one hasidic rude guy

s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 9 October 2005 05:08 (eighteen years ago) link

love the brisk/briss thing. isn't brisk a lithuanien stream of Orthodoxy, mithnagdik, opponents of hassidim! I think that it is how they refer to the Soloveitchik family! A sbriskers

a briss in brisk...

Jordan LeMonde, Sunday, 9 October 2005 05:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, slocki, sorry I wasn't clearer -- this isn't the first time I've witnessed a weird kind of oblivious rudeness from Hasidic men. For whatever reason I don't get the same vibe from women, but the men always seem determined not to notice or acknowledge anyone and the train thing was only the most recent and prominent example.

And I have some half-remembered thing in a far corner of my brain suggesting that it's a gender thing, that if Hasidic men see a woman improperly attired or otherwise err, what's the equivalent of treyf for social conduct? not-frum? anyway, that they'll ignore a woman because to appear to notice or otherwise be drawn into something not-frum would be contrary to the law. I know women don't have the same responsibilities in worship/observance that men do, don't know if that has anything to do with public social behavior.

I'm not asking you or anyone to draw any conclusions, per se, just wondering if there's a known basis for the weirdness.

Laurel, Sunday, 9 October 2005 06:35 (eighteen years ago) link

just came across this site. i have a friend who had an israeli hasidic boyfriend in israel! how's that for a lead...

merrisa jacoby, Sunday, 9 October 2005 08:38 (eighteen years ago) link

sorry i left out the main point. It was a guy friend of mine whose boyfriend was a chassidc Israeli.
TALK ABOUT GAY SHLUFFEN!

merrisa_ jacoby, Sunday, 9 October 2005 09:07 (eighteen years ago) link

argh

glasgow coma score (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 9 October 2005 10:41 (eighteen years ago) link

I live in the same neigbourhood as s1ocki, although a little further to the northwest, where the population is predominantly comprised of Hasidic/Satmar/Lubavichs. My friend Charlotte works at the Hasidic bakery Cheskies, there's like some terribly joke there - a 'harlot serving hasidim. yuk yuk.

Jay Watts III (jaywatts), Sunday, 9 October 2005 18:50 (eighteen years ago) link

One of my regular customer had a son and daughter-in-law in Montreal, I should have taken the address to see if it was near you guys.

tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Sunday, 9 October 2005 19:53 (eighteen years ago) link

I know that there's a large population in the Cote St. Luc neighbourhood, too. I live in Outremont.

Jay Watts III (jaywatts), Sunday, 9 October 2005 21:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Outremont sounds really familiar.

tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Sunday, 9 October 2005 22:02 (eighteen years ago) link

hasidic noize dudes?!?

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/21/2176/1024/hasidic.jpg

Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 9 October 2005 23:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh my goodness, Sukkot is coming up! Everyone's getting the hut ready!

Jay Watts III (jaywatts), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 20:42 (eighteen years ago) link

A week from today, I think.

tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 22:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Listen you imbeciles! Im a Hasid. You are so shockingly ignorant it hurts my brain. Grow up. You're scaring me! If you dont understand something try to learn. Im mmore than happy to answer any questions you might legitametly have!

Nosson, Monday, 17 October 2005 00:17 (eighteen years ago) link

You could maybe try reading the thread more closely, and understand that a) some people are taking the piss out of those of you reacting so strongly, b) some of us here genuinely know bugger all about the jewish culture, and may actually be honest and genuine in their questions. I mean ffs.

Can someone deindex this thread before it gets ugly?

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 17 October 2005 01:17 (eighteen years ago) link

please do not deindex it.

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 17 October 2005 01:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Heh.

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 17 October 2005 01:20 (eighteen years ago) link

seriously!

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 17 October 2005 01:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh I know!

Anyway. To underline my previous point - until I moved to melbourne, I cant say I had ever met or seen an orthodox Jewish person such as a Hasid... I had no idea of any of the sub-faiths until only a few years ago. Want to call me ignorant? Please don't. I merely grew up in a city that honest to goodness has probbaly a .001% Jewish population. It is something I never knew much about til I moved to a very Hasidic neighbourhood in another city. And I find it really interesting, actually.

I'm not religious though, so of course I dont agree with any of it in that sense. But eh.

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 17 October 2005 01:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Anyone seen the new Heeb with Sarah Silverman posing with a holey sheet?

scrimhaw1837 (son_of_scrimshaw), Monday, 17 October 2005 03:10 (eighteen years ago) link

I heart Sarah Silverman so much.

giboyeux (skowly), Monday, 17 October 2005 03:17 (eighteen years ago) link

This thread wins the award for "Most Unexpected Google-bait on ILE, 2005".

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 17 October 2005 03:19 (eighteen years ago) link

OMG, best idea for sex fantasy ever!!!

http://www.heebmagazine.com/images/magazine/issue9.jpg

Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 17 October 2005 03:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Ha, I just noticed Thomas being Captain-Save-A-Cyber-Jew

Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 17 October 2005 03:32 (eighteen years ago) link

I used to live in that part of Montreal (edge of Outremont/Mile End).

re Cheskies (omg black-and-white cookies and poppyseed croissants1)
My friend Kyla used to work there (maybe Charlotte replaced her - who knows?). Not Jewish. Although there were varying degrees of weirdness from the clientele, she had only the warmest things to say about Mr Cheskie. Among the Hasids I've been exposed to, I find it very interest the extreme variance of attitudes toward gentiles and non-frum Jews. Normal people are weird, rude, kind, etc., but among the ultraorthodox community there's (what appears to me as) exaggerated versions of these behaviours. Ultraambivalent is much more striking than just-plain-ambivalent, ditto for generosity and rudeness and awkwardness. So I notice(d) it a lot.

sean gramophone (Sean M), Monday, 17 October 2005 10:55 (eighteen years ago) link

My hassidic landlord hasn't turned on the heat yet. Fucker.

Recently, one of our neighbors said that he didn't want to rent to 2 black dudes even though they passed a credit check, etc.

Williamsburger Noise Explosion (ex machina), Monday, 17 October 2005 11:21 (eighteen years ago) link

re: sarah silverman

i knew it was true!

AaronK (AaronK), Monday, 17 October 2005 11:55 (eighteen years ago) link

I dont think any of you, or atleast many of you would be half so quick to lable an entire group were they not Jews.
If you had a black landlord you wouldnt make the same insinuations. Perhaps you should examine your concious. I know that I personally have nothing at all against people of any race or religon and I try my best to polite and corteous to eveyone. Derekh eretz is an essential part of torah. That means manners by the way. Those who dont practice it are guilty of a sin just like one who has stolen. Please dont judge my religoin or my fellow Chassidim based on a few bad experiences. The majority of Chassidim I know are wonderful and caring people. The meshugganas are the ones who tend to stand out.

JoyonNarrowBridge, Thursday, 20 October 2005 18:02 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.pollodelmar.com/gigs/hotelutah/MBP7.jpg

AaronK (AaronK), Thursday, 20 October 2005 18:53 (eighteen years ago) link

If you had a black landlord you wouldnt make the same insinuations.

but shvartzers make LOUSY landlords!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 20 October 2005 18:57 (eighteen years ago) link

I dont think any of you, or atleast many of you would be half so quick to lable an entire group were they not Jews.

hahahahahahahaha

jw (ex machina), Thursday, 20 October 2005 18:59 (eighteen years ago) link

four years pass...

Today I got approached by one of those Chabad sukkot guys. I was kind of rushing to class and really not trying to be a dick or anything, but he was persistent, and I kept saying, "Sorry, I'm running late," and the guy goes, "But don't you want to just hold it? Just hold it!"

rammer jammer jan hammer (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 03:34 (thirteen years ago) link


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