recently on ILX Dreams...

dreamt i was posting as Trill Weber

Dreamed I was in a college classroom after having missed a couple of weeks of class. The instructor was returning some graded essays -- I thought I'd have to take zeroes, but it was even worse -- somebody (an ilxor who shall remain nameless) had turned in photocopies of New Yorker articles with my name on them, and the teacher was pissed at me for the obvious plagiarism. But he did let on that another ilxor had done something even dumber -- printed out every page of his work on the same piece of paper so that the page was just a jumble of overwritten gibberish.

that's an instant zero

I had to babysit John Justen's fish last night. I think at one point I ate them and went on a mad rush to buy fish that looked the same.

hahahaha

HAHA

looooooool!

i dreamt that i was trying to email roxy, but in order to send the email, i had to click on a picture of Emily Dickinson - it was part of a pen & ink drawing of Edgar Allen Poe and Emily Dickinson, and in order to send the message to roxy, i had to click on the Emily Dickinson part of the picture. I wasn't sure what would happen if i clicked on Edgar.

wow.

dude what the fuck did you do to my fish

they are listless and inexperienced in the ways of the world. this will not stand.

xp - i think i was emailing you about how i need to work on liking and eating more vegetables

was recording with dominique le0ne, i think the dust brothers were involved?

Dreamed my wife had a lesbian mullet, kinda like this one:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/99/269014235_a4cda56809.jpg?v=0

Whiney showed up to wherever I was on holiday, and we sang "Lightweight Jammin" by E-40.

XD

dreamt that there was a fap because hoos had moved to (my) town. he was all desolate because he had left his bong behind at his old house. a parade of anonymous sympathetic ilxors handed him cassette mixes to welcome him and ease his sorrow about the bong. i felt kind of bad because i hadn't made him a mixtape.

then i woke up late for work.

Ha

I dreamt about ILX except ILX was a spaceship and I was a fucking SPACE WHALE just spiralling around outside without a care in the world.

ease his sorrow about the bong
made me lol

not ilx-specific... but anyhow, last night i dreamed that i was reading an article about an exhibition celebrating people who scale the sides of tall urban buildings for fun/thrills. there were plans to display various features of buildings' exteriors which served as classic footholds used by the climbers

also read an article about a trend involving the use of decorative light switch panels found in mcdonald's restaurants. the writer ripped on a whole foods for using one of the mcdonald's ones in their store. also, in the dream the produce section at whole foods was known as "the organic play station"

hahaha

I dreamt I was reading a thread where underrated aerosmith albums produced evidence that Satan was real. It was a really long and controversial thread that ended with everyone going "oh fuck!" Actually it felt a lot like the U.S. politics thread. The devil was my #1 childhood fear, I've spent years convincing myself many reasons this is an invalid fear, and I felt so vulnerable and scared feeling all my reasons unravel. I woke up and had to pee and I was almost too scared to leave bed.

I hate that - waking up from a bad dream, need to take a slash, but too scared to get out of bed

There is a wild monsoon storm outside, and I am running through it with a jacket over my head trying to get somewhere inside. I duck into a library. It is empty and silent but for a bay of 1980s Macintosh computers. The walls are tall and full of leather-bound books. My phone buzzes with a text message. I open it:

MAN SEES U
-- The 1p3 Janitor

I whirl around. There is no one. I look out a window. There is a thunderclap. Now follows the strike of lightning, and there in the pouring rain stands BERNARD, THE JANITOR OF 1P3, 6 feet tall like a man, in wet janitorial garb with an awful emptiness in his eyes.

I run.

^conflagration

It was me, corey, Xgau (!), and someone else noteworthy (or at least noteworthy on ILX) but I can't for the life of me remember. We were taking about the Beatles and corey and this other guy were being snobs, saying they hate the early Beatles (we were listening to their version of "Please Mr. Postman"), that they weren't advanced enough, that it was mere rock 'n' roll, and Xgau and I were like "Ha! Get real, snobs!" Barely a dream, really.

I bet the other guy was lex pretend.

Even half of Rubber Soul is too shrill and tinny for me to enjoy, so it's not unlikely.

Lex listening to the Beatles, however.

Perennial mystery-man 'nakhchivan' cropped up in my dream earlier...he was living upstairs in my university-attending brother's loft room and when I met and greeted him he told me he had renounced his former name and preferred to be known as 'nakhchivan'. Then I repeated this to him and he snippily corrected my pronunciation. Then he said 'I'll see you online'. Dude even gave his birthdate (7 days before me). At some point I had to take my supporting tooth-brace out to speak properly. It was odd.

anyway, my dream isn't ilxor-involved but I had one of the strangest dreams ever the other night — I had found both my kittens who had ran away when I was living in FL a year ago, but one of their heads had been replaced by an outdoor water faucet. It was horrifying, like it was trying to be affectionate and I was just afraid.

BERNARD, JANITOR OF ILX?!?!?!?!?!?!

ha i gotta renounce this name but i don't want to be changing dn's all the time [via markers/kskhighway/ksh/kelpolaris etc]

not sure i'm rly that mysterious tho

thankig u xp

xp I meant yr manifestation had refused to give an IRL name

you gotta admit there's a twinge of mystery

also lol @ kelpolaris being part of the markers archipelago

there's a huge fucking wasp in this room

suddenly appeared even tho no windows have been open in weeks

that's a mystery

give it a copy of "Chicken Soup for the Soul" and it'll go away

There's a Wasp Inside and It Won't Go Away!

dreamt that trayce was the subject of a new york times sunday magazine feature on the 'manic pixie dream girl' phenomenon

hahahahhaa

LOL I like that!

looool

dreamt i met us steal at a passion pit show.

us steel

I was chillin' in the front seat of an early 90s toyota corolla with my friend Todd, the Prince of Fruit. We were parked in downtown D.C., but it looked like some British high street. I was eating apple scrapings out of some brass device. We had just finished this huge epic adventure and were talkin' about this girl Tara who wouldn't give us the time of day. All of the sudden Todd says "Oh shit, here comes the Prince of Pipes!" The Prince of Pipes sauntered over to our car, exchanged some pleasantries and hopped in the back seat, where there was this Vox amplifier. The Prince of Pipes was ZS!

Oh yeah, he smelled like a dirty pipe.

hahahahaha

I do live in DC, too! But I am no longer not the Prince of Pipes, sadly.

BERNARD, THE JANITOR OF 1P3

thinking of Beauregard?
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101203130549/muppet/images/thumb/0/09/Beau-adjusted-colors.jpg/465px-Beau-adjusted-colors.jpg

the janitor of 1p3 is still killin me