solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ILX

ILX used to have better trolls. Fact.

― Aimless, Tuesday, October 19, 2010 1:49 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

aimless!!!

eek, I accidentally clicked on the profile of the girl who assaulted me a little over a week ago (the one that strapped me down with cable ties at a bar (it wasn't funny and I didn't deserve it). My therapist said that it's perfectly normal for anyone to feel assaulted after that incident. I will now cease to discuss this any further))

leaving names out to avoid pile-on but this is a thing of beauty

i guessed wrong, but that's a pip

if you thought that was me I'm severely disappointed

no i thought it was christine leafy whatever lady

I will now cease to discuss this any further

pfft how could anyone think this was you lj

lol

* lcd
* sleigh bells
* ariel pink

. . . since big boi doesn't qualify as "indie," i guess.

― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 20 October 2010 02:31 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

fire

aaaaahahahaa

xpost we are doing me-style threads to signal that it is now me-time

― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Wednesday, October 20, 2010 6:50 PM

i don't know who you're even trying to zing there, or on what basis

― lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Wednesday, October 20, 2010 6:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

two posts, but

Haha Chilean subs, I was thinking the same thing. I imagined something similar to a Cuban sandwich, which I would definitely ogle.

― Moodles, Thursday, 21 October 2010 21:15 (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha me too.

― Str8 Drapin It (chrisv2010), Thursday, 21 October 2010 21:15 (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lets argues more abt imaginary statistics

― plax (ico), Friday, October 22, 2010 12:35 PM

he said "you're a fucking retard", nothing about belief fyi

― goole, Friday, October 22, 2010 3:54 PM Bookmark

mencap straight furnace

anyway, i just read through this thread and just started sb'ing names at random. it's a small gesture but a wholly moral one.

― goole, Monday, October 25, 2010 6:47 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

btw i was looking at the other effortless summary thread and this is a straight classic post

if youll recall this was during the period where there was some weird deej/http://i54.tinypic.com/11l4yvn.gif divide going on, hoos was freakin out about it, & crutis had just unrolled 77 to much controversy. ilx on the whole seemed strangely on edge for a couple days & it is frankly a time i look back on with nothing but contempt for

― deeznuts, Friday, May 9, 2008 5:07 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark

lol @ the autoreplace

i've never read posts tbh

― The Brainwasher, Friday, 23 July 2010 03:56 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

accuse enough people so nobody can take it personal - good tactics

― Noel 1 Silence 0 (blueski), Tuesday, November 16, 2010 7:55 AM Bookmark

this guy is terrible

― you can sub out "bipartisan solutions" for "some of my dick" (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, November 18, 2010 7:25 AM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

otm, regardless of who you're referring to

― ethnic slizzur (some dude), Thursday, November 18, 2010 7:30 AM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark

i'm not sure that's what is happening here but obviously i've said that multiple times

― Gukbe, Friday, November 19, 2010 12:31 PM (1 minute ago)

now i know how karen feels

why do you hate rock music, Tuomas?

― Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 2 December 2010 22:02 (1 minute ago) Bookmark

Exactly how are The Smiths and Joy Division "artistically limited", Tuomas?

― daavid, Friday, 3 December 2010 19:17 (10 seconds ago) Bookmark

ILX isn't all about me, you know?

o rly, tuomas?

so try harder. you'll get there in the end.

a man's reach should exceed his grasp, else what's an SB for?

www.ilx?.com

Blöööörgh

ILX isn't all about me, you know?

― Tuomas, Friday, 3 December 2010 20:02 (31 minutes ago)

no

but you are all about ilx

hence the spirit

in fairness, it's a perfectly appropriate use of the word; it's not your fault that mentally I am 12

― "Kiss Players♥" (DJP), Friday, December 10, 2010 1:12 PM (1 minute ago)

"ab" is now internet slang for "athwart branches"? wow, I feel so old and out of touch.

― lonely is as lonely does, lonely is an eeyore (unregistered), Thursday, December 9, 2010 1:21 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

actually the search engine gets a little fogged-up around 2006 regarding plop history with the emergence of a dance subgenre called "plip plop"
― omar little, Monday, December 13, 2010 6:05 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i pop into this thread like every hundred posts, at this point i'm not keeping tabs on who is actually arguing with who, or about what

― kanellos (gbx), Wednesday, December 15, 2010 3:31 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i barely know what this argument is about but you're a fucking idiot

― call all destroyer, Monday, 20 December 2010 02:35 (38 minutes ago)

OG thread?

2010 memes

drummer from ocean colour scene was black, iirc.

― carles II of spain (max arrrrrgh), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 21:54 (1 minute ago)

whiney my girl is in cali til early jan
we have a month & this board is our plaything
btw fuck run dmc

― classic fat joe face (deej), Wednesday, December 22, 2010 6:34 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

run dmc is playing at my hotel in january!

― u aint messin w/ my dengue (gr8080), Wednesday, December 22, 2010 6:36 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark

i cant really explain why i love these posts but

run dmc, i'm going to have to ask you to leave the hotel

^^ walk this way, please

My bartender, myself, and my general manager will not tolerate your hard-hitting beats on our property.

sirs please, you've already broken two needles

having a penis that tastes would open whole new vistas of thread damage for lj, we dodged an evolutionary bullet here ppl

― champagne for my t-friends (Edward III), Monday, December 6, 2010 5:45 AM Bookmark

uh, try not to rattle off a bunch of Pastels songs if you can help it.

― lonely is as lonely does, lonely is an eeyore (unregistered), Saturday, 25 December 2010 16:18 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

seeing the top of this thread makes me sad for the days I actually wanted to contribute things to ILX besides zings and trolling

― our man flint flo$$y (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, January 1, 2011 10:12 PM (9 seconds ago) Bookmark