The Simpsons

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quite the contrary, I get certain ilxors reading into my posts like they are wearing x-ray spectacles... looking for something as lol as a pun

no offense CL but you do on occasion talk a certain amount of bollocks

Host: Okay, Ron, which one of our girls said the following about you: ‘He looked so sexy, I hoped that we would have sex?’
Ron: Well, that’s a tough one since I did the deed with Uda, Candy and Shasta…
Shasta (giggling): It’s true alright!
Ron: …But I’m gonna have to go with Shasta since she liked makin’ bacon on the beach.
Homer (watching TV): Ooooh, me too….

http://simpsonitos.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/67-4-08-9f06-new-kid-on-the-block1.jpg?w=300&h=220

`he looked so sexy, i hoped that we would have sex` is so perfect it kills me

gawd this is just a perfect episode p much

been watching like 4 episodes a night lately - gf grew up w/o cable and it's alllll new for her. the things she loves the most so far (itchy and scratchy, lisa, jasper beardly) are def different from my favorites and in some ways watching w/ her gives me a new perspective. pretty great to see someone watch 'stop the planet of the apes, I want to get off!' for the first time.

ended up learning I was dating someone on the wrong side of the vikings argument but I didn't push it

i grew up w/o cable and still managed to watch simpsons...

tell her to watch this episode tho its p killer

xp Wait, which side was the wrong side again?

yeah we're working through the first 10 seasons, I'm just picking randomly, prob gonna get to that one soon

wrong side is 'viking means good at sleep'

You need to dump her posthaste.

Also, this just made me LOL in my office:

http://deadon.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/waiting.jpg?w=460

fav thing that I only noticed this time around: snake wearing a middlebury shirt in "22 Short Films About Springfield"

I had such a huge crush on laura because of this episode when I was young. I think it probably did more to shape my 'ideal girl' than anything else

Lfc_all_da_way At least when we lost with Rafa, his interview would make me feel better. This guy is just a joke. He should take over from Krusty #simpsons

laura is mint in this episode yah but the b story w/ the all u can eat seafood is what makes the episode classic imo

although no he poked it w/ a stick is just

really so many quotable lines

"you can see our house in that picture!" just

Moi_normal Sarahbabiixxx Spider pig spider pig #simpsons about 2 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

omg louis srsly

is it this episode or another one where the neon sign for the restaurant is a man tossing fish into the giant maw of a fat dude

haha yah thats the sign for 'the frying dutchman' all u can eat seafood joint

other killer gag: marge breaks down admits homer drove around for hours and then went fishing "does that sound like a man who had all he could eat" cut to a bunch of really fat ppl in the jury box murmuring in agreement

"Please, sir, don't take the steam tray!"

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Know what, a couple of the really recent ones I've seen have shown improvement... Obviously it's still bloated and self-congratulatory, but there've been some pretty funny jokes in there.

rerun of dustin hoffman ep is on right now and i'm weeping freely

I watched the trillion dollar bill episode the other night. first Simpsons thing I've watched in at least a few years. still rofl'd at most of Mr. Burns' lines ("they're going to hunt us down like a couple of common snow leopards!").

can't even imagine watching the show now tho

^^ Castro: Comrades, our nation is completely bankrupt! We have no choice but to abandon communism!
All: [sighs]
Castro: I know, I know, I know... but we all knew from day one this mumbo jumbo wouldn't fly! I'll call Washington and tell them they won.
Man: But presidente, America tried to kill you!
Castro: Ah, they're not so bad. They even named a street after me in San Francisco!
Man 2: [whispers in Castro's ear]
Castro: It's full of <what>?!

some great, great bits from seasons long after you'd expect, like:
"oh no! my scrimpings!"

Castro: Ah, they're not so bad. They even named a street after me in San Francisco!
Man 2: [whispers in Castro's ear]
Castro: It's full of <what>?!

Hahaha yeah I love that bit.

My current SN is thanks to watching the doorbell episode while drinnking, and changing it to Senor DingDong for lols and then forgetting all about it and making a post the next day and going "lol wut"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogaJ0CygjnI

this is such a perfect, simple gag.

Hahah I have to confess I say "I... don't know!" ALL THE TIME :(

great things about that scene:

the guy can see he's not mr burns, so why put on the voice?
and it's nothing like mr burns voice anyway!

i never noticed the epic painting before the millions of times i've seen this. what is it parodying?

Sistine Chapel, looks like.

Da Vinci, I guess, but something else too maybe?

I thought it might be some famous Chicago or Detroit public works mural but with a mailman instead of a brawny steelworker or automaker. Most of the writers are from Chicago though? So I'd bet Chicago?

According to SNPP its just a pastiche of the Sistine thing.

man it'd be so awesome if someone or some group of people came up with a really discriminating guide to later seasons of the Simpsons or picked the very best episodes of those years. it'd be great to just have all those occasional great ones collected and never play rerun roulette with random shitty/forgettable episodes.

I just buy all the DVDs and watch the ones I like! So far it's all been good but now we've hit S13 for the first time I've found an episode so excerable I couldnt finish watching it (the clip show ep "Gump Roast")

hey if you're watching them all anyway, feel free to suggest your picks for the cream of the crop.

I feel like with later seasons it's rare that there really is a 100% gold episode, I mean almost all of the show premises are just horrible...but there are ones with good jokes and there are some with lots of good jokes.

from whence do you feel it went downhill? It wasnt til S12-13 for me, so I'm happy with p much all of whats on DVD. I'm partial to all the halloween episodes tho - especially the one with the 3D bit.

A random list from those last few seasons tho:

- Computer Wore Menace Shoes
- Skinners Sense of Snow
- HOMR
- Faith Off
- Behind the Laughter

I feel like with later seasons it's rare that there really is a 100% gold episode, I mean almost all of the show premises are just horrible...but there are ones with good jokes and there are some with lots of good jokes.

― iatee, Wednesday, February 9, 2011 9:19 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

that's kinda true, but in my experience there are a decent number of episodes where i just laugh through the whole thing and get to the end and go wow, they killed that one, i didn't even think "that plot's been done" or "wow they're running out of Moe jokes" or whatever

i guess i would put anything after the first decade as a 'later' season although it's been too long since the episodes originally ran for me to claim any memory of whether season 8 or season 11 or season 14 or whatever represented any particular drop off

Ah yeah, I can see how if you've consumed it all via TV reruns that might be more confusing. I stopped botghering watching it on TV about 3 years ago. I dont think Ive seen a single new episode in at least 2 years. Certainly nothing since they changed the starting theme imagery.

i've watched the first run episodes on and off throughout the whole history of the show, although less and less consistently over the last decade -- i'm just saying i'll be damned if i know how good or bad it was in 2001 compared to 2003 etc.

I was like that until recently - as I mentioned upthread I'm watching tons of episodes each week w/ the gf. looking through the seasons trying to pick an episode, night after night, has definitely given me a feel for the differences season by season. I consider the first few episodes of the 10th season classic era simpsons, the rest of the 10th/11th/12th still very funny but definitely the cynical/crass mid-period. there's something about the animation that changes too, the colors seem brighter? is that a thing?

more computers

Two random favorite jokes:

When everyone's in the bunker waiting for the comet, and Moe suggests playing a game where you make an animal sound and people try to guess that sound, and he leads off with some bizarre, unidentifiable yelp/bleat/garble.

And then from Lionel Hutz, when Marge suggests they should tell the truth, "Yeah, but what is truth? If you follow me."

Both season 2. Golden, delicious season 2.

One of mine is:
Flanders( to Homer, driving the car): "Oh no! I think we hit something!"
Homer: "I hope it's Flanders!"