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Just a sprinkle
On your quim
And he'll play it
Like a theremin!
LYSOL DOUCHE

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 June 2004 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Let your soldier's
Flag unfurl
And wash that clam
You salty girl
LYSOL DOUCHE!

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 18 June 2004 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

won't eat the vadge, madge?
won't munch the quim, kim?
you don't need a new boy toy
just douche yourself clean.

scrub out that clam, pam
you don't need to be shy, mai
just hose out that pita, rita
and douche yourself clean.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 18 June 2004 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

is the stench of your vaj
driving your man to self-neuter?
try LYSOL DOUCHE
like roto rooter, but for you cooter

― oops (Oops), Friday, 18 June 2004 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

(I'm so sorry, 50 ways to leave your lover has been in my head all day. I should be shot)

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 18 June 2004 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

HOSE OUT THAT PITA.

Well, looks like I'm never having tzatziki sauce ever again.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 June 2004 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

A little splash on wifey's gash
when she drives commando, the car won't crash
LYSOL DOUCHE!

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Friday, 18 June 2004 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

just hose out that pita, rita

xpost

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 June 2004 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

whaaaaaat?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 18 June 2004 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

'Well, looks like I'm never having tzatziki sauce ever again'

Taramasalata, anyone?

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Friday, 18 June 2004 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Who knew that a vagina that smells like antiseptic was so integral to car safety!

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 June 2004 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

"Remember kids, buckle up... AND DOUCHE!"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 June 2004 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks, Officer Overly Friendly!

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 June 2004 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

A thoroughly neutralised vaginal passage is the key to success in every sphere of life, I find.

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Friday, 18 June 2004 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

It's definitely U&K if you wanna get with these SPHERES OF LIFE, right here! ayy oh!

― diceman (Oops), Friday, 18 June 2004 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

cunnilingus
may be wanting
if your "thing" is
something daunting

LYSOL DOUCHE

― antexit (antexit), Friday, 18 June 2004 23:36 (twenty-two years ago)

The "germs" Lysol allegedly would kill were sperm. "Protect your married happiness" = prevent a pregnancy.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 19 June 2004 01:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Now we've gotta start over!

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 19 June 2004 01:11 (twenty-two years ago)

If you want
To keep your fun,
Rid your oven
Of tha bun!
LYSOL DOUCHE

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 19 June 2004 03:40 (twenty-two years ago)

pH balance
"right" today?
wash those buggers
clean away!
LYSOL DOUCHE

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Saturday, 19 June 2004 03:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Anytime
You need to throw a
Curve ball
At spermatozoa:
LYSOL DOUCHE

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 19 June 2004 03:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh dear oh dear, what's going on?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 19 June 2004 03:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Stand-up guy,
terrific feller -
sense of timing
less than stellar?
LYSOL DOUCHE

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Saturday, 19 June 2004 03:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Rhythm method
out of synch?
wash those peskies
down the sink!
LYSOL DOUCHE

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Saturday, 19 June 2004 03:52 (twenty-two years ago)

me and my ex-catholic posse will probably be harping at this particular angle for DAYS

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Saturday, 19 June 2004 03:53 (twenty-two years ago)

So you are all recording these, right?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 19 June 2004 03:53 (twenty-two years ago)

No lovin'
from Jim?
Nourish
your quim!
LYSOL DOUCHE

― Lo Boob Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 19 June 2004 03:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Hello to last week me. Fair enough.

― Lo Boob Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 19 June 2004 03:55 (twenty-two years ago)

*hysterics*

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 19 June 2004 03:57 (twenty-two years ago)

ok for those who object to "perfect" rhymes:

Guesswork's good
for Roman types.
Who here needs
these Handi-Wipes?
LYSOL DOUCHE

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Saturday, 19 June 2004 03:58 (twenty-two years ago)

OMG ALBUM WAITING TO HAPPEN: "Ned Raggett Reads Slogans For Lysol Douche Written In The Burma-Shave Style"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 19 June 2004 03:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Husband'd rather
have a beer?
Get some Lysol
Up yer labia
LYSOL DOUCHE

― Lo Boob Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:01 (twenty-two years ago)

28 days
Through the thrush;
Time to clean
That uterus!
LYSOL DOUCHE

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:05 (twenty-two years ago)

After Mass,
things got real hot -
said he'd pull out,
then forgot?
LYSOL DOUCHE

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Men all think
you're just a strumpet?
Sterilise
thy facking crumpet
LYSOL DOUCHE

― Lo Boob Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Halt that odour
sweet and true
emanating
from your smoo
LYSOL DOUCHE

― Lo Boob Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:10 (twenty-two years ago)

"smoo"!

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:11 (twenty-two years ago)

http://img71.photobucket.com/albums/v216/sexymollusk/red_vadge_copy.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Lovin' at an
all-time low?
Whack some up
your camel toe
LYSOL DOUCHE

― Lo Boob Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:16 (twenty-two years ago)

couldn't say no
to sailor boy?
lather up
and smiles ahoy!
LYSOL DOUCHE

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:21 (twenty-two years ago)

hide your shame
from prying eyes--
stop their stares
and sterilize!
LYSOL DOUCHE

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:23 (twenty-two years ago)

works on counters
works on grout
works to flush
the fetus out
LYSOL DOUCHE

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:23 (twenty-two years ago)

OMG ALBUM WAITING TO HAPPEN: "Ned Raggett Reads Slogans For Lysol Douche Written In The Burma-Shave Style"

This COULD occur...

Dan and I, it should be noted, are currently creating the world's worst Lysol Douche TV commercials in chat.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I am very ashamed of myself.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:24 (twenty-two years ago)

(oh wait Ned, you mean
that somewhere there are the BEST
Lysol Douche ads. EW)

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Husband always
cleaning his teeth?
Prolly 'cause of
your stinking queefs
LYSOL DOUCHE

― Lo Boob Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

bubble bubble
toil and trouble?
clean that coochie
on the double!
LYSOL DOUCHE

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Got a zygote
In your midst?
Give you bearded clam
A rinse!
LYSOL DOUCHE

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:30 (twenty-two years ago)

someone extra
on the ride?
subtract that pest
with pesticide
LYSOL DOUCHE

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:31 (twenty-two years ago)

LYSOL DOUCHE
to rid the whelp--
three lips? clit hole?
well, we can't help.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:34 (twenty-two years ago)

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