My little sister got a new job finally. At Hooters.

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The one in the red shirt dates Asians. I'm not setting any of you up with my little sisters!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Why not?

― jm (jtm), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Is that a rhetorical question?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought it was a good response...

― jm (jtm), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Sanp!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Or, uh, snap.

Never mind, I ruined the whole conversation with one typo. My replicant Japanese robot anime programming is obviously faulty :( :(

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 14:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No, really. Why not?

― jm (jtm), Thursday, 19 June 2003 14:02 (twenty-three years ago)

You're all in America, right? Bugger.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 19 June 2003 14:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Does grown-up Hermione-from-Harry-Potter work at Hooter's? I have GOT to see that.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 19 June 2003 14:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Woman, answer the question.

I have to go shower.

― jm (jtm), Thursday, 19 June 2003 14:28 (twenty-three years ago)

I think that post just answered the question, Jimmy.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 14:40 (twenty-three years ago)

If you were to answer in non-sequiturs, sure...

― jm (jtm), Thursday, 19 June 2003 14:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Alright, fine, I'll introduce you to my sisters if you pay me $40.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 15:31 (twenty-three years ago)

How much for just the tall one?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 19 June 2003 15:33 (twenty-three years ago)

$15.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 15:35 (twenty-three years ago)

So all three means a discount rate?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 June 2003 15:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Well the tall one is a premium item. She works in Hooters, for a kick-off.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 19 June 2003 15:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I cost less than the rest of them due to my inability to divide $40 evenly into 3 pieces.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 15:50 (twenty-three years ago)

I went to Hooters when I was two.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 19 June 2003 15:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Your parents should be ashamed.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 15:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Maybe he meant "I went to hooters when I was two." Though I guess two is a little old to still be breastfeeding.

― NA. (Nick A.), Thursday, 19 June 2003 16:24 (twenty-three years ago)

haha America

― Cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 19 June 2003 16:33 (twenty-three years ago)

ALLY-CHAN!!!

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 19 June 2003 19:02 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm amusing myself just sitting here trying to say "sanp" and not "samp." It's totally like Mensa hard.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 19 June 2003 19:22 (twenty-three years ago)

my mensa is also hard

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 19 June 2003 19:38 (twenty-three years ago)

You have pretty sisters, Ally. How old is everyone? (I've got two younger - one is 23 and the other turns 21 next month).

― Sarah Mclusky (coco), Thursday, 19 June 2003 19:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Thank you, Sarah. They're all younger than me. M. is 19, the other two are 17.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 19:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Can I meet your sisters, Sarah?

― jm (jtm), Thursday, 19 June 2003 20:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Ally, congrats to your sis on getting her new job! Ain't any shame in wearing the Hooters logo across her chest; their money is still leprochaun green. She can still laugh all the way to the bank.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 19 June 2003 20:18 (twenty-three years ago)

I did that once, and they wouldn't let me into the bank.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 19 June 2003 20:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Prolly cause your bazooka wasn't large enough, Tep.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 19 June 2003 20:23 (twenty-three years ago)

My bazooka is plenty damn big (and its name is Joe).

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 19 June 2003 20:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Have you had a conversation with it lately, Tep?

(ahem. sorry, Ally;>)

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 19 June 2003 20:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Tep's arguments with said entity are usually one-sided and end in tears, I fear.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 June 2003 20:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Those aren't tears.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 19 June 2003 20:37 (twenty-three years ago)

That's enough.

― jm (jtm), Thursday, 19 June 2003 20:42 (twenty-three years ago)

if this gets posted to the 'laugh out loud' thread I'm going to throw up blood

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 19 June 2003 20:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Someone do it.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 19 June 2003 20:54 (twenty-three years ago)

That's not blood!

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 June 2003 21:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Ally:
You don't want to earn your living as an objectified body, do you? You have dreams and aspirations and a very good head on your shoulder, as far as I can tell, and the path you're taking is far preferable to that of a Vapid Face (even if it is faked for job purposes).

I always think there's something quite odd when I return from dropping Dad off at dialysis and pass a Hooters restaurant. It's just so visible and not quite right and everything. Maybe I'm just a big puritain or an overzealous feminist or something, but I feel there's just something wrong there. And yes, Dennis Miller was right in his statement that if you're going to support women and their right to choose their own path, you must be willing to support the Shannon Tweeds right along with the Shannon Lucids, but that's just something I haven't been able to work on yet.

Heh. Miss Parochial-Minded, reporting for duty.

― Innocent Dreamer (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 19 June 2003 22:11 (twenty-three years ago)

it's Ally's sister that works at Hooters, and I'm pretty sure it's not a long term career

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 June 2003 22:13 (twenty-three years ago)

I know. I was referring to the first statement, i.e. Ally's semi-playful jealousy that made it seem as though she wanted to. And my mental close-mindedness currently does not discriminate between full-time careerists and part-time temps in this situation.

It's a personal flaw, yes. I am trying to work on it. :)

― Innocent Dreamer (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 19 June 2003 22:19 (twenty-three years ago)

wait a minute Dee wasn't that you on the vegetarianism thread telling people to get off their high horse and stop telling other folks how to live?

(NB this is a friendly poke in the ribs is all, I do note that you've already qualified yr statement)

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 19 June 2003 22:20 (twenty-three years ago)

So my sister doesn't work at Hooters now. She took a new job.

At Frederick's of Hollywood.

For serious I'm not making this up. This girl wanted to be a nun for like the first 12 years of her life.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 02:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Jeez Ally, your sister sounds much cooler than you.

― jm (jtm), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 02:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Out of all of the women I've known, out of all the women I've discussed religion with, out of all the women I've discussed sex with -- and I started as a sexuality major, and ended up as a religion major -- every single one of them who wanted to be a nun ended up being into bdsm, and every single one of them who's into bdsm wanted to be a nun when she was younger (and that includes the non-Catholics).

"I wanna be a nun!" is the new "I like horses, they make me tingle!"

So now parents and parents-to-be know what to look for.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 02:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Her jobs are totally better. You're still not getting introduced to her, Jimmy.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 02:17 (twenty-three years ago)

I have bad Frederick's of Hollywood memories. Being dragged their by two platonic friends, where they try to talk me into buying them lingerie (I was making entirely too much money at the time, they were broke).

I'm sure I looked like the biggest creep in the world.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 02:22 (twenty-three years ago)

This girl wanted to be a nun for like the first 12 years of her life.

Did she go to Catholic School, too? Wouldn't be surprised if she did. Somehow, half of my class actually wanted to enter the nunnery; the other half....ended up like me;>

If she's working for Frederick's, at least, she can get a discount on the underwear.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 17:56 (twenty-three years ago)

wow, you and your sisters are pretty beyond belief, looks like ive found my new wallpaper!

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 18:04 (twenty-three years ago)

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