Chicago: Totally hands-free!!!

John Corbett seems to get work.

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me: how's tricks in DC?
JXXXXXX: not trickin'
except for the guy who called me a fucking highschooler at the girl talk concert
and then when i was a bitch to him asked me if i wanted to make out
seriously, you fucking guys
me: AHAHAHAHAHA
whatever it takes

What makes this day worst is that all around me I see couches.

I'm gonna lie down I think.

Yes. I think I may.

COUCHES RULE EVERYTHING AROUND ME

In the Ice Storm he was Peter Parker's college roommate, the dude who would bang all the girls he liked (incl. Katie Holmes) and who Spiderman tried to drug.

Oh yeah.

Is being straight fun?

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Krumholtz seems to think so.

It's okay.

ooh, MIA tickets go on sale tomorrow. i'm excited.

Client call @ 10:40 AM
Client: I really need this site plan for a Tuesday meeting, can you have it to me by end of Monday?
Me: That might be a little tight, we are really on a tight schedule with a couple other things, but I should be able to get something to you Monday.
Client: Great.

Same client @ 10:55 AM
Client: I forgot about the contractor needing to look at that site plan so I'll need it by noon on Monday.
Me: Alright, I'll shift some things around and get it to you by then.
Client: Sounds good, sorry for the lack of notice.

Same client @ 11:45 AM
Client: You know, actually I need that by early this afternoon. I forgot my guy is leaving early today to head for his lakehouse.
Me: FUCK YOU RICH DEVELOPER ASSHOLES!

(note: one of these may not have been uttered aloud

Wow. It would probably give you GREAT pleasure to say "No" to that.

<i>Were you stuck on the top bunk or the bottom?</i>

a friend of mine has this story about rooming with a fundamentalist christian her first year at northwestern. the roommate made a rule about NO BOYS in the room, which was fine by her (she likes teh gurlz). at some point the roommate decided that she wanted boys around after all, and so my friend found herself trying to sleep one night with giggling and a creaky mattress above her...and then she was hit in the face by a flying pair of dirty panties.

i was reading the quiz from earlier and wondering if you had to add up each time you remembered having done something, in which case you could have some impressive totals.

i can not adjust to bbcode. i don't post often enough.

Things I think frequently at work:

1. Crystal Light is actually pretty tasty.
2. Wow! That toilet makes no noise! (it's nearly completely silent, except a slight gurgle at the end of the flush.)

My roommate in college had a no boys policy all 4 years.

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That's apparently a real sign, according to the Flickr user who posted it.

I think my (gay) freshman year roommate had a no girls policy, except he never actually said it. I think he just held it against me. We didn't really get along.

Of my 10 most viewed pics on Flickr, 7 have boobs, and 1 is of Courtney's legs.

There were no girls in my room all through freshman year, although that had nothing to do with any roommate policy.

ditto

My girlfriend freshman year lived in the all-girls' dorm, so when I stayed there I was CONTRABAND. :>

They had the best cafeteria there. Make-your-own-waffles every day!

I'm pretty sure I never so much as kissed a boy within the Ann Arbor city limits during my 3 years there.

This did not make it to that first pic:

This is the office of an attorney who rents space from the firm. I have never met him, but I can tell he's been in some mornings because his mail has moved. One of the partners says that Osama bin Laden lives in there.

I have listened to Joe's Garage twice today.

Apparently no one has visited my flickr account at all in the last 30 days. :(

I added some old photos to it last night, though, while I was playing around with Facebook.

What? I was just there this morning!

I probably visit Jesse's Flickr more than any of yours, just b/c he has a series of amusing photos of me.

oh cool, thanks, Jesse! :)

I want to go back to NYC.

come out and chat!

what i'm talking about.

i meant people, come post!

start making sense

How were you not already my flickr contact, kenan? DOES NOT COMPUTE.

i know, weird.

3 hours until fun weekend of recording and partying

"partying"?

I looked at your airplane photo this morn.

My gfriend senior year was in a single-sex dorm. her roomate never showed up so she had a double to herself.

I just discovered that we're being let out an hour early today for Yom Kippur!

I'm still hungry.

"partying"?

a friend of mine from memphis told me a story about when he was on tour with a semi-well known band where before the tour started they decided that whenever someone asked if they "liked to party" they were going to say yes and do whatever that happened to mean in that particular city.

Gf's dorm was norton hall so I called her friends there the norton anthology.

"partying"?

The innocent kind with dudes and beer, not girls and drugs.

I just discovered that we're being let out an hour early today for Yom Kippur!

Is it on the condition that you fast?

Ooh, I hope the bosses will leave!

I was cold, drank some hot cocoa, and now I'm overheated. DOH!