If you want to be a sandy douche, do it here so you won't ruin other threads.

Let the cats all criticize,
Joke about my baby's size;
She's reet with me
Because you see:
I like 'em fat like that.

When she bounces down the street,
She's a whole heap o' honey, and ain't she sweet?
Feels so fine
To know she's mine:
I like 'em fat like that.

You have all those lean chicks,
Tender and tall,
But when it comes to mean kicks,
My big fat mama is the best of all.

After I'm through workin',
I reach and grab my hat,
Hurry home,
Don't want her to be alone:
I like 'em fat like that!

QUIT HITTING ON LJ, ALLY, HE'S DOMS GIRL.

i came third in that particular tranny pageant FYI.

9 times outta 10, posting lyrics isn't funny. /sand

i came third in that particular tranny pageant FYI.

What a particulalry revolting vignette.

i read that as "tranny pregnant" at first

resisting urge to GIS that

give in

hmmm.

http://www.jhuccp.org/mmc/db_images/imagebas/UGA56.JPG

I suspected it might titillate your sense of the grotesque.

the rest of the GIS results are disappointingly pedestrian blowjobs. :(

Whoa, is that old man/young man illustration supposed to represent an ancient Greek style teacher-pupil sex relationship?

i'm not a real people person (x12)

yes, because the greek tradition is alive and well in africa, you twat xpost

Oh sorry, I thought this was the purposeful obtuseness thread, you sanded cunt

scarf my arsehole

lol :D

thread begins

why, is it cold?

xpost (LJ being in the way as usual)

(you being unfunny as usual)

this is the thread where we abuse LJ

This is the thread where Kenan can spin something so much so it's sexxeecreepy.

no, i think that's just you.

I resent that remark, <B>FUCK</B>face. ;-)

SQWWWWAAAAAAWWWWK HEY STENCIL DID YOU GET THOSE CUPCAKES I SENT YOU

-- Mr. Que, Friday, July 27, 2007 2:44 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

this was funny!

I resent that remark, <B>FUCK</B>face. ;-)

you make an unconvincing douche as well. Maybe it's the smiley that gives it away?

I'm also a hypocrite.

if smileys precluded douchiness i wouldn't want to punch the screen every time i read a surmounter post

;) lol

omg

i'm gonna die from a bee sting

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1008/765259109_416f8464a0.jpg?v=0

NOT BAND

be more lecherous

TEAM

no still band ;_;

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/162/435291979_9b6cf9f13c.jpg

with creepazoid thred started about me and some dude i never met

xp lolz i didn't see that one!

you look v lively in it!

that's going beyond lechery into Falstaff

Seeing how those damn Yankees are now at work, wasting time on ILX, we'll see how witty and douchey Americans can be. I'm expecting about NOW we'll lsee a flurry of phunny gifs and jpegs.

check out girl with tattoo over carey's shoulder, too. cool!

who are you, kate? xpost

No, I'm from the mainland. So not a damn limey nor a freaky american. I'm PUREBRED.

Looks like a botched sea star (or however you call those things).

I R HAVING PEDIGREE going back to 1066. I demand RESPEKT!

i am finally done with a three-day course in perl, a computer scripting language i have NO INTEREST IN EVER LEARNING but which i had to deal with because well, my boss has to put SOMETHING in my yearly evaluation about "progress" and "development" and it was taught by the biggest TWAT of a teacher i have ever come across, EVER!!!! he bragged at the beginning about working out "in the states" during "the dotcom years" and how he sold his company but "lost it all" in the "crash" (so i guess you accepted stock options YOU DOUCHE) and proceed to blow through about 300 slides that were riddled with not only typos but plain INCORRECT STUFF which our resident brusher-upper who was also taking the course had to point out to him.

TIP FOR TEACHERS: never EVER say "this is easy" or "it's not rocket science" or "did you get that, tracer? this one's pretty easy" - if it was easy we wouldn't be here, you gangrenous cockfarmer. EXTRA FREE TIP: don't split the class into the "slow" group and the "expert" group and the SPEND ALL YOUR TIME TALKING WITH THE PEOPLE FOR WHOM THE LESSONS ARE NO PROBLEM.

EXTRA BONUS TIP PPS: DON'T WASTE OUR TIME WITH SLIDE AFTER SLIDE OF TECHNIQUES AND PRACTICES WHICH YOU YOURSELF SAY ARE POINTLESS AND THAT NO ONE EVER USES ANY MORE OH JESUS GOD I HATE YOU SO VERY VERY MUCH

HAHA YEAH RIGHT ALL U PEANZ ARE JUST DESCENDANTS OF TEH DOUCHES WHAT KILLED WHOEVER WAS THERE BEFORE XP

I evolved from ape-like primates.

uh yeah, you're right actually. apparently my family comes from lincolnshire. so much for being "pure" and shit. *sigh*

kenan i think that's open to debate

Evolve being a big word.