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Just don't tell him about Nicole and the Android thing, we need him to keep getting up in the morning.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

Actually he looked quite ill sitting next to Malkovich, and we reckoned he was about to puke from smelling Malkovich, so maybe we don't need to ask. Maybe I have already figured this out.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

I imagine Malkovich smelling kind of antiseptic.

also, I am starting to feel a little mean.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

C., you would leave Peter Jennings? For shame!

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

maybe we all need to just pony up and subscribe to the magazine Celebrity Smells

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe you should write that magazine, MW.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

Ornaldo Bloomps smells like the sidewalk you have to walk over to get to the gay bar. This I vow to you, ILX.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

Who would be the surprise celebrity stinkers? Outwardly well put-together, but up close they smell like a homeless meth addict?

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

Shakira looks like she truly needs to be scrubbed

so does christina aguilera. she always looks so oily.

the jolie odor rumor that i've heard (via a good source) is that she has b.o. DOWN THERE.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

Ornaldo Bloomps smells like the sidewalk you have to walk over to get to the gay bar.

this is a little too abstract for me.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

For some reason, I am convinced that Ciara smells like a dirty diaper.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

What does gay bar sidewalk smell like - CKOne and gel?

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

Billy Bob's just talking shit about his ex, Lauren.

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

I was feeling so guilty about reading/contributing to this thread, but it has truly reached new levels of awesomeness.

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

Surprise celebrity stinker = TED DANSON

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

Ciara smells like a man. because she is.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

Oprah - she's got enough money she just doesn't have to give a fuck anymore.

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

I would be willing to bet that Jimmy Fallon smells like teen spirit.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

courtney love seems like she would have terrible rotting garbage breath.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

What does gay bar sidewalk smell like - CKOne and gel?
-- milo z (wooderso...)

I wasn't gonna say it.

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

Harrison Ford smells of desperation and bourbon.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

oh man, xpost, which reminds me, woody harrelson def cannot smell great

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

he just smells like weed, no?

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

I bet Danny DeVito smells AWESOME.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

wait--CKOne still exists?

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

I bet Matthew Mcauneheyheyehey tastes salty all the time.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

If we are going to talk about which slebs have the worst *breath* then the answer is clearly - anyone who is still on the Atkins diet.

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

Oprah smells like diamonds, wtf.

oh man, xpost, which reminds me, woody harrelson def cannot smell great

OR MATTHEW "BONGOBOY" MCCONAUGHEY)

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

the gay bar sidewalk abstractness will lessen if you go on a fieldtrip to verify!
xpost

i bet he smells like weed, bongwater and carpets that have never been vacuumed

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

I bet this is the most unsavory thread ever.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

And I bet Matthew McAugiaohheyhohooooo smells like a dead panda that's been sitting there for a while.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

matthew mchoweveryouspellhislastname seems like he'd smell of strong b.o. mixed with the aroma of shag carpet that's had bongwater spilled on it.

ha! xposts

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

Oprah smells like diamonds, wtf.

OTM.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

(lol at my xpost with ian)

(xpost double-lol)

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

add wet dogs/horses to that for mcconaughey
xxxxxxxxxxxpost

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

K-Fed probably smells of soap and old spice in a shocking move.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

Also, to follow up on something: I don't care how Viggo Mortensen smells, we can always have a shower. Or a swim. Or get caught in a sudden rainstorm and have to take shelter under a giant tree or a heavily carven stone ruin. You get the picture.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

he's definitely old spice red zone.

xpost

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

I smell like ravioli and garlic right now.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

haha, lauren, amazing xpost up there with the carpets and bongwater!

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

McConaughey smells of Nair.

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

Also, I never noticed how Fallon smelled but he was always really polite and un-star-y at Bar 13.

XP: I haven't had a shower since Tuesday night, so don't ask me.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

For the life of me I cannot figure out exactly how Julia Louis-Dreyfus smells.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

hah! Britney Spears probably smells like lilies.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

K-Fed smells like BRUT and pronto pups.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

James MacAvoy totally smells, but in a delightfully DDB sort of way. I'd put up with it.

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

I love Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

jack white smells like baby powder

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

we were all on a matthew mcC mind meld.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

YES! (to Jack White).

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

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