Favorite unintentionally homoerotic sports imagery

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Does that xpost mean that America will now forever associate any scene of two men gazing seriously and silently off into the distance with Brokeback Mountain? Twenty years from now: "He's kind of a strong, silent type -- it's so totally gay."

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

no, people celebrating isn't inherently gay, even when they are the same sex. THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM.xxxpost

To be fair, Ally, the two guys picture wasn't gay either.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

No, only you and Louis, nabisco.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Just look at Ricky Ponting (the one on the left). There is genuine love in his eyes! Can't you see?

And as for Gear's one, HE IS STARING AT THE GUY'S BUTT

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

why are you people ruining such a funny thread?

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, confusion, you meant the Gear one! Yeah, in any other context that'd be totally normal, but for the purposes of this thread it's fun and easy to pretend he's doing a quick, loving gaze at the butt in the foreground. It's a field-of-focus thing, I think.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

The cricketers one looks more like the moment right before someone gets severely beaten -- look at the guy on the right!

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah someone's gonna get beaten alright

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL DUDE GUYS HERE IS SOME MORE GAY LINES OF SCRIMMAGES
http://www.spiritv.de/05sport/NFL_05/35_30May04_LineOfScrimmage_3.jpg
http://www.asuwebdevil.com/images/issues/psports-fball-action-web.jpg
http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2006-08/24841411.jpg
^^^^^^^ he's totally grabbin his ass amirite??? brokeback mountain? more like BAREback mountain* LOL!

* i admit to stealing this from mr. que's lovely wife

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

That cricketers one derives its homoeroticism purely from the guy second from right, and his somewhat mid-orgasm facials.

Look, on this thread it's all down to personal interpretation. There's a few upthread that I didn't find so hot, and the issue here is to what extent one's mind can attach sexual meaning to a given scene. As Nabisco said, the Manning one wouldn't be sexual without the thread's premise, but if taken thusly it can become hilariously so (well, I lolled).

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

There's a few upthread that I didn't find so hot

what have i said ;_;

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Haha I love how the "Bareback Mountain" joke was the one thing so obvious that even the middle-aged uncle types you'd think would make it seriously did it the ironic way. If only the same had happened to Borat.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

dude, you're the one making doo doo jokes on the nonplussed thread

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

gay football photo:
http://www.rockmount.com/images/GQ%209-05%20Tom%20Brady%20in%20Rockmount%20693-Brown.JPG

ungay, totally normal happens-every-time football photos:
all of the ones posted today!

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

this isn't homoerotic:

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jul2004/FatFootball.jpg

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

wow

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40801000/jpg/_40801139_bradygivens270.jpg
I LOVE U NEVER LEAVE ME

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost

Homoerotic only to the little-known "orc-walrus" community.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

GAYLORDS ALLA THEM AMIRITE

http://www.house.gov/hastert/gallery/large/joint-session-bush-cheney.jpg

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

somewhat mid-orgasm facials.

First of all, facials only happen post-orgasm.

Second of all, virgins are not allowed to judge what is and is not an orgasm face.

guts are AWESOME xpost

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.mikeschuster.com/Patriots/SuperBowlXXXVI/TomBrady.jpg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

that's the clown's "O" face btw, for why that is homoerotic.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Jessie, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH PR0N FFS

;-)

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

dude never make a winky face at me again.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally I want you to promise me you will never ever say/write "clown O face" again

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I think any photo with Tom Brady + a dude is homoerotic, because apparently dudes looove them some Tom Brady.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

My beautiful thread. :-(

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Also Ally that looks like a clown version of Anthony the Pink Moose!

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2004/10/21/2002069607.jpg
(insert THERE'S BEEN A RAEP JOEK here)

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.clown-monello.de/img/monello_clown.jpg

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

fwiw I thought the ass-grabbing pic Ally posted was funny even though it was supposed to be shooting Louis down

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 5 January 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/77/172961110_cba596a341_m.jpg

it is pretty funny, I like that he is screaming in the pic.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I just searched "gay olympics" to find non-homoerotic images from the actual Gay Olympics, and came up with a GIS compilation of basically this thread, just spread across various blogs and forums and occasionally with bras photoshopped onto the athletes.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2002/Nov-21-Thu-2002/photos/sports.jpg

― g00blar (gooblar), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:04 (seventeen years ago) link

A little different from the one way upthread. Better, I think.

http://the17thman.typepad.com/my_weblog/images/sports.jpg

― g00blar (gooblar), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

there's a gay sports bar in chicago that has a running slideshow of mostly swimmers in speedos but occasionally photos like the kind on this thread running on screens all night.

― mahalo 4 ur kokua (grady), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

http://reds.enquirer.com/img/photos/2001/07/071801jones.jpg

― g00blar (gooblar), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I have no idea how to read that one, apart from "OMG I must close the portal before the ultimate evil emerges from his butt."

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

well head over to the Gay Olympics sites again, maybe they can help you.

G00blar, you're 1 for 3, not bad.

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

That's over .300!

― g00blar (gooblar), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Into the Hall of Fame.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i3.tinypic.com/16avc4y.jpg

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 5 January 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

http://mlb.mlb.com/images/2003/10/23/c8Pn3dOd.jpg

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 5 January 2007 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

haha wtf:

http://web-laun.ch/ps/d/image8.jpg

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 5 January 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Curtis like a blessing from the heavens descends to return order. Thanks, dude! :-D

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Tom Brady fashion spread: OMG

― milo z (mlp), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

http://badgas.co.uk/griffnut/bull_balls.jpg

― Je4nn3 Fuhfuh (Je4nne Fury), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Aiiieee!!

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:11 (seventeen years ago) link

oh god no

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Considering the bull's going to be killed, it's only sporting to let him gore a matador's scrotum.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

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