DEM not gonna CON dis NATION: Rolling UK politics in the short-lived Cleggeron era

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weird...labour just called to my door about mayoral elections, obv strategically disrupting cameron's speech......and my fish finger sandwich.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:09 (fifteen years ago)

seriously patronising now...

I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:11 (fifteen years ago)

wtf was that thing on my screen just now

former moderator, please give generously (DG), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:12 (fifteen years ago)

fucking batboy or something

former moderator, please give generously (DG), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:12 (fifteen years ago)

BBC deputy political editor James Landale says: So, before a single word about cuts, Mr Cameron is yet again making an argument for his Big Society. His theme: citizenship is a relationship, not a transaction. His slogan: Your country needs you. The Daily Mail front page tomorrow will show a mock-up of Mr Cameron in Kitchener's famous wartime poster.

Oh FFS please no.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:13 (fifteen years ago)

radical idea, never been done before

former moderator, please give generously (DG), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:13 (fifteen years ago)

so much unstomachable shit

conrad, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:16 (fifteen years ago)

"that thing you can't measure, but you know it when you see it, which is a sense that our great country is moving forward once again"

you can "see" a sense now. that an entire landmass/political area is "moving forward". but you can't measure that sense, that you can see, of course.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:16 (fifteen years ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45238000/gif/_45238167_alist_darl_466x310.gif

Mark G, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:18 (fifteen years ago)

we're deffo getting trident

fun for lib dem activists

rmde @ the romo dumplings (history mayne), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:19 (fifteen years ago)

sam cam has bone structure, politics be damned

rmde @ the romo dumplings (history mayne), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:22 (fifteen years ago)

Has he mentioned bankers yet?

Matt DC, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:25 (fifteen years ago)

he just did, but we seem to have moved on

they need to lend more to small bidnesses

rmde @ the romo dumplings (history mayne), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:26 (fifteen years ago)

just love lectures about hardship and pulling together and admiring people who strike out on their own from people like cameron and osborne who have never had a single worry about their future financial security and are doing this as a hobby

conrad, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:27 (fifteen years ago)

it's a bit like being lectured on fraternal solidarity by ed miliband

heyo

rmde @ the romo dumplings (history mayne), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:28 (fifteen years ago)

god he is such a fucking cunt

I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:30 (fifteen years ago)

the child benefit cuts may be supported by a majority but i can't believe tory HQ wanted to kick off their conference with an evening standard hed reading "DAVE SAYS SORRY TO MUMS"

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:32 (fifteen years ago)

not even a good speaker, sounds like "my day at the zoo" half the time.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:33 (fifteen years ago)

fluffed a lot of lines

former moderator, please give generously (DG), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:34 (fifteen years ago)

I know Brown played his part but the sight of a room full of City boys applauding Cameron when he says the last govt caused the crisis is pretty sickening.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:37 (fifteen years ago)

this is mental stuff

conrad, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:37 (fifteen years ago)

everything i SAY has to sound CARING and CONCERNED. my VOICE is STRAINENG with total PASSION and EMOTION. COME ON FOLKS

I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:37 (fifteen years ago)

they're actually playing it takes two baby me and you amazing

conrad, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:39 (fifteen years ago)

hahahaha omg

rmde @ the romo dumplings (history mayne), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:39 (fifteen years ago)

"The PM talks about the "torture" of watching England lose 4-1 to Germany in the World Cup this summer beside German chancellor Angela Merkel."

Thanks Our PM for making the memory of this game even sweeter

Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:40 (fifteen years ago)

"Sorry dudes, we're cutting your benefits now fuck off and run your local library for free" isn't really going to resonate much I fear.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:41 (fifteen years ago)

warsi stupid unelected and revolting

conrad, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:47 (fifteen years ago)

She is thick as pigshit

Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:49 (fifteen years ago)

wish that william hague homosexual slur business hadn't fizzled out so quickly, was getting some real value for money out of that w/r/t tory dad

former moderator, please give generously (DG), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:49 (fifteen years ago)

haha, so it turns out that pensioner that cameron praised in his speech is a nutter who thinks that the EU is germany's fourth reich.

joe, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 16:15 (fifteen years ago)

i mean throw a brick at a tory conference and you'd hit a dozen like him, but even so

joe, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 16:15 (fifteen years ago)

Hahaha where?

Matt DC, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 16:19 (fifteen years ago)

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-6385433783198588329&hl=en

conrad, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 16:22 (fifteen years ago)

he's written a book on it:

http://www.silentmajority.co.uk/eurorealist/reports/wordfiles/GERMANY%27S%20FOUR%20REICHS%20by%20Harry%20BECKHOUGH.doc

"Pretending to act for the general good in a community of 'equals', their target is eventually revealed: first an EU Superstate, en route deviously to become a German dominated Dictatorship. We are coerced and invited to yield our sovereignty, ancient rights and hard-won Freedom to become, for the first time in our long history, a vassal state under the German jackboot. WWI and WWII should have taught us the brutal German reality."

think the telegraph was the first to google him.

joe, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 16:23 (fifteen years ago)

LOL Tories. Isn't Andy Coulson paid handsomely to stop this sort of thing happening?

Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 16:24 (fifteen years ago)

I see the BBC has the "your country needs you" stance while holding Sam, pic. on the front page of the news website.

Mark G, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 16:25 (fifteen years ago)

Hahaha that's exactly the sort of thing that would happen to Malcolm Tucker.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 16:35 (fifteen years ago)

For God's sake, don't let them reproduce

Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Thursday, 7 October 2010 08:27 (fifteen years ago)

Putting the N into 'cuts' there.

Matt DC, Thursday, 7 October 2010 08:36 (fifteen years ago)

A new meaningless buzzword is sweeping the fringe meetings of the Conservative Party conference. Move over 'stakeholder', 'partnership', 'connectivity' and 'silo' your time has passed. Any self-respecting policy wonk now aims for 'goal congruence', the translation of which is "to move together towards the same point".

Sources tell me of an incident which sounds as if it is straight from the pages of Yes Minister. A high-profile Tory cabinet minister apparently has his own ministerial toilet next to his Whitehall office. His civil servants are quite insistent that only the Secretary of State should use the Secretary of State's toilet. When a special adviser (who is not in the civil service) had the temerity to "use the facilities" his actions were immediately reported to his boss by a departmental tell-tale. The cabinet minister was nonplussed.

The Conservative Party press office has handed out 'goodie bags' full of 'joke gifts' for the journalists covering the conference. The bag includes 'Ed Miliband's Detailed Plan For Reducing The Deficit' which, you guessed it, is a blank notebook of paper. The have also been distributed red stress balls which have Ed Miliband's face on the side and the words 'Red Ed, The Unions' Squeeze'. The fun just never stops.

The main conference stage in Birmingham's Symphony Hall has been laid out in such a way that camera shots of the main speakers make it appear as if they are speaking in front of a giant Argentinean flag. That would not have happened in Maggie's day.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 7 October 2010 08:40 (fifteen years ago)

The main conference stage in Birmingham's Symphony Hall has been laid out in such a way that camera shots of the main speakers make it appear as if they are speaking in front of a giant Argentinean flag. That would not have happened in Maggie's day.

Chilean or South African flag would have done in Maggie's day.

Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Thursday, 7 October 2010 08:54 (fifteen years ago)

For God's sake, don't let them reproduce

― Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Thursday, 7 October 2010 09:27 (48 minutes ago) Bookmark

i'm not going to go as far as googling to research this but i'm going to assume that hunt was one of the majority of tories shooting to reduce the termination time limit to sixteen or twenty weeks a couple of years ago.

FORTIFIED STEAMED VEGETABLE BOWL (schlump), Thursday, 7 October 2010 09:17 (fifteen years ago)

(In May 2008 in the abortion amendments to the Human Fertilisation and Embryology Bill (now Act), Jeremy Hunt voted for the abortion time limit to be lowered to 12 weeks against scientific and medical consensus which is currently 24 weeks[4]. After four separate parliamentary votes on varying time limits, the majority of MPs voted to keep the abortion time limit at 24 weeks, in keeping with scientific and medical consensus, hence no abortion amendments were added to the bill. Hunt also voted on the same date to reduce to 16, and then 22 weeks as subsequent votes were defeated.)

FORTIFIED STEAMED VEGETABLE BOWL (schlump), Thursday, 7 October 2010 09:18 (fifteen years ago)

12 weeks

In May 2008 in the abortion amendments to the Human Fertilisation and Embryology Bill (now Act), Jeremy Hunt voted for the abortion time limit to be lowered to 12 weeks against scientific and medical consensus which is currently 24 weeks[4]. After four separate parliamentary votes on varying time limits, the majority of MPs voted to keep the abortion time limit at 24 weeks, in keeping with scientific and medical consensus, hence no abortion amendments were added to the bill. Hunt also voted on the same date to reduce to 16, and then 22 weeks as subsequent votes were defeated.

http://skeptical-voter.org/wiki/index.php?title=Jeremy_Hunt

san te cross (onimo), Thursday, 7 October 2010 09:20 (fifteen years ago)

or what schlump said already :)

san te cross (onimo), Thursday, 7 October 2010 09:21 (fifteen years ago)

I presume he's thinking poor people will get quicker abortions if they're not getting any extra money for giving birth.

san te cross (onimo), Thursday, 7 October 2010 09:22 (fifteen years ago)

That speech isn't really going to go down well with Catholic families...

Matt DC, Thursday, 7 October 2010 09:22 (fifteen years ago)

Not at all disturbing to see on the Telegraph's front page:

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2010/Oct/Week1/15753609.jpg

James Mitchell, Thursday, 7 October 2010 09:27 (fifteen years ago)

I WANT TO BE CALLED THE DEFENDER OF NATURE would have made a better headline.

FORTIFIED STEAMED VEGETABLE BOWL (schlump), Thursday, 7 October 2010 09:33 (fifteen years ago)

Jesus, what an embarassment that speech was

Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Thursday, 7 October 2010 09:34 (fifteen years ago)


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