DEM not gonna CON dis NATION: Rolling UK politics in the short-lived Cleggeron era

effing millennials

offsetting with overdone parrot sketch ref downing street thatcher 85th birthday party and 96-year-old lifelong old tory man

It's a hipster schmindie-off with Ed 'Vampire Weekend' Miliband.

Actually, Cameron could never get away with picking Vampire Weekend.

maybe michael howard

Cameron could never get away with picking Michael Howard.

cut to more effing millenials who need some clearasil

lame fawlty towers ref

two john cleese-related jokes so far

"Look what we've done in five months; imagine what we'll do in five years."

only a matter of time before cameron got into the xx

"it matters what you think and you feel and you do"

FUCK OFF

long list of labour fuck-ups kinda fair tho

love this part of the speech....show some activist spirit, then we won't have to be a govt.

"The PM talks about the "torture" of watching England lose 4-1 to Germany in the World Cup this summer beside German chancellor Angela Merkel."

Lololol.

'george osborne enjoying a joke'

not a football fan

weird...labour just called to my door about mayoral elections, obv strategically disrupting cameron's speech......and my fish finger sandwich.

seriously patronising now...

wtf was that thing on my screen just now

fucking batboy or something

BBC deputy political editor James Landale says: So, before a single word about cuts, Mr Cameron is yet again making an argument for his Big Society. His theme: citizenship is a relationship, not a transaction. His slogan: Your country needs you. The Daily Mail front page tomorrow will show a mock-up of Mr Cameron in Kitchener's famous wartime poster.

Oh FFS please no.

radical idea, never been done before

so much unstomachable shit

"that thing you can't measure, but you know it when you see it, which is a sense that our great country is moving forward once again"

you can "see" a sense now. that an entire landmass/political area is "moving forward". but you can't measure that sense, that you can see, of course.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45238000/gif/_45238167_alist_darl_466x310.gif

we're deffo getting trident

fun for lib dem activists

sam cam has bone structure, politics be damned

Has he mentioned bankers yet?

he just did, but we seem to have moved on

they need to lend more to small bidnesses

just love lectures about hardship and pulling together and admiring people who strike out on their own from people like cameron and osborne who have never had a single worry about their future financial security and are doing this as a hobby

it's a bit like being lectured on fraternal solidarity by ed miliband

heyo

god he is such a fucking cunt

the child benefit cuts may be supported by a majority but i can't believe tory HQ wanted to kick off their conference with an evening standard hed reading "DAVE SAYS SORRY TO MUMS"

not even a good speaker, sounds like "my day at the zoo" half the time.

fluffed a lot of lines

I know Brown played his part but the sight of a room full of City boys applauding Cameron when he says the last govt caused the crisis is pretty sickening.

this is mental stuff

everything i SAY has to sound CARING and CONCERNED. my VOICE is STRAINENG with total PASSION and EMOTION. COME ON FOLKS

they're actually playing it takes two baby me and you amazing

hahahaha omg

"The PM talks about the "torture" of watching England lose 4-1 to Germany in the World Cup this summer beside German chancellor Angela Merkel."

Thanks Our PM for making the memory of this game even sweeter

"Sorry dudes, we're cutting your benefits now fuck off and run your local library for free" isn't really going to resonate much I fear.

warsi stupid unelected and revolting

She is thick as pigshit

wish that william hague homosexual slur business hadn't fizzled out so quickly, was getting some real value for money out of that w/r/t tory dad

haha, so it turns out that pensioner that cameron praised in his speech is a nutter who thinks that the EU is germany's fourth reich.

i mean throw a brick at a tory conference and you'd hit a dozen like him, but even so

Hahaha where?

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-6385433783198588329&hl=en

he's written a book on it:

http://www.silentmajority.co.uk/eurorealist/reports/wordfiles/GERMANY%27S%20FOUR%20REICHS%20by%20Harry%20BECKHOUGH.doc

"Pretending to act for the general good in a community of 'equals', their target is eventually revealed: first an EU Superstate, en route deviously to become a German dominated Dictatorship. We are coerced and invited to yield our sovereignty, ancient rights and hard-won Freedom to become, for the first time in our long history, a vassal state under the German jackboot. WWI and WWII should have taught us the brutal German reality."

think the telegraph was the first to google him.