Chicago: home of the President of the United fucking States

Here is what I have learned from Victoria Jackson:

Americans need to be educated about government, politics, and eschatology

Fox News is the only news show that even resembles journalism

If our country needed a black president, I would suggest . . . Alan Keyes

Our country became the greatest nation on earth because of it's reverence to God, and it's capitalism that was set up by our forefathers

Archaeology confirms the fact that the Bible is true

the evening winning lottery number for the Illinois State Lottery on Nov. 5 was the number "666".

she actually asked to borrow it, after flipping through a couple parts (early on, like hal waiting for his dealer) and going "omg, that is how i think."

what does monorchid mean?

A dog with one nut.

xp - oh, i just forced the book on people I knew. I suppose that is the crucial difference.

By "nut" I mean "testicle."

I would really like to give Infinite Jest another go. I need to be in the right mood for it, though.

OMG YOU CAN BORROW MY COPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111

the right mood for about two months

I didn't like Water for Elephants. I was hoping it'd be an entertaining, quick read...but instead I found it kind of a bland, quick read. Definitely, there were some parts that were interesting, but for the most part....thbbbbbbbbtttt.

(it's been a long day of tedious tasks)

OMG YOU CAN BORROW MY COPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111

Do you want to bring it this weekend? I can't promise I'll get it back to you before the end of the year, though.

The next time I encounter a big fan of that band The Monorchid I am going to laaaugh and laaaugh.

i know! i always liked that word, thought it had something to do with special flowers
now i know it has to do with ballz

well, ball.

I thought it meant a single rchid.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=46673748

i am a big fan of the monorchid

did not mean to post that here, but i'll let it ride

ride ride ride
(let it ride)

we watched that documentary about summer camp last night and there was this kid in it who played air guitar with a broom to "smoke on the water"
he was about...9? this is not related to anything, but it was funny

reminded me of freedom rock

i am a big fan of the monorchid

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HAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA uniball

(I like them too)

The one time I went to summer camp (one week when I was 12 and I HAD MY PERIOD WTF) the counselors actually put on an air band concert and I recall 1) many of the campers screamed as if these ding dongs were the Beatles; and 2) I developed a shameful crush on one of the counselors directly as a result of his air band performance.

The plot has thickened, guys...

That job that I applied for and didn't get (was actually runner-up for)? ... *Another* person in that group just quit, they do the same job, so it looks like there will be another opening! OMGLOLBBQ2K8

I can't remember what song they air banded to, but if I had to lay odds, I would guess it was either by Journey or Lover Boy.

YAY Dan!

John, I will try to remember to bring the book.

OK, FYI, I am going to see you TWICE this weekend, probably. Kr and I are going to EZ's play on JFK Day, too.

como se dice skilled workers en español? trabajadores _____________?

Oh ha, I just asked you about that on FACEBOOK. Note: JFK Day is my actual birthday. Anecdote (probably a repeat but I am getting lolold so just get used to it): My father had a book about the assassination of JFK called "NOVEMBER 22" and when I was a wee thing he used to tell me that it was about me.

Anyway maybe we could like... sit together at the play or something????

cualificados? xp

that's what the online translator said but i was wondering if there was a better word...?

ps the seats at the play are so few that no matter where you sit, you will be sitting together.

hmmmm... Amanda, I don't know but I can ask some WRC people. Or Jesse when he returns from "doing a delivery."

I did not ask if "doing a delivery" is a euphemism.

For pooping.

ok, it's no biggie. i can also have a coworker laugh at my composition tomorrow.

Nice review of my show, hey hey. (The one with the unromantic title is the one I directed.)

1. Amanda: http://wordreference.com/ is God's gift to you.
skilled /skɪld/ adjetivo ‹negotiator› hábil;
‹worker/labor› calificado or (Esp) cualificado;

What makes it wonderful are the forums.

http://forum.wordreference.com/showthread.php?t=373457
They have a refreshing lack of fucking assholes!

2. Jenny's link failed, but I just tried to go to http://www.victoriajackson.com/ and the site is down. NO - Update! It's working.

3. "Delivery" meant pretty much delivery. You know what? The cab I took didn't charge me the $1 gas surcharge. Are they not doing that anymore?

Jenny emailed me this re V. Jackson:

Her argument against socialism is to reprint the dictionary definition of socialism and bold the fourth definition, then reprint the definition of capitalism and high light "competition in a free market." SEE IT IS SELF EXPLANATORY!!!!!!!!!!

LOL/AAACK!

My favorite (so far)

Because my agent received hateful and threatening phone calls after I expressed my politcal views publicly.... I took her phone number off of my web site. I asked someone why people would be angry with my words. Don't we have freedom of speech? (emphasis hers)
They replied that the "...has some traits that resemble the Antichrist" comment was the phrase most offensive to some people.

What is it that she thinks "freedom of speech" means???

Oh, and 4. Chris "Causistry" from ILX has been with 3 monorchids.

With three dogs with one ball?

The first time I sniffed socialism creeping into our beautiful, free country was when Hilary started talking about socializing health care.

Huh, Tim Meadows is on a team performing Sunday nights at iO for the next six weeks.

how was the FFs show?

fine. there have been better, there have been worse. glad a bunch of people showed up for the l@ureates, they are a fun band and nice guys. second band was annoying overthought emo-pop, which i'm worried is becoming a trend.

i think i would have made a good puritan

annoying overthought emo-pop

"Overthought" in what way?

songs have way too many different sections that do complicated things for no real reason

to be fair, they describe themselves as "prog-pop"

I am listening to their MySpace.

one of the dudes was in tr0ubled hubbl3, which is interesting because the other band we've played with recently that also has this sound is k1d, y0u'll m0ve m0untains, which ALSO has a former member of ... tr0ubled hubbl3. so maybe it's all the fault of this one band.