Rolling US Economy Into The Shitbin Thread

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Here's an idea, lend me the $25bn, let me by the volt from chevvy, the Aptera from Google.org and I'll build an american car company that is actually worth something.

Seriously though. Rather than propping up these ageing Behemoths put $25bn into providing cheap capital for people trying to set up engineering businesses to make use of the vast banks of skills in Ohio and Michigan and all the other affected states. Let's have these skilled people build the renewable power infrastructure and sustainable transport infrastructure that the World needs rather than SUVs that no one wants.

Ed, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 17:50 (seventeen years ago)

Dude didn't you hear Bush's 2001 State of the Union, it's hydrogen cars for everyone

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 17:52 (seventeen years ago)

Ed, good luck with that. See: Tesla Motors. Their best shot is to license their technology to a major player. Without massive economies of scale, purchasing leverage, and platform sharing, your company that's actually worth something couldn't bring a Honda Civic to market for under $50K sticker. At which price the American consumer would promptly throw up all over it even if you could steal 40 years of brand equity and call it a Honda Civic. Sorry.

Tracer, I hope to god Bush is right. Especially in growing auto markets where the petroleum infrastructure isn't already massively built out (India, China) it could really be a godsend.

The infrastructure's the biggest challenge at this point. I assume you know that hydrogen cars are already on the road in SoCal: http://automobiles.honda.com/fcx-clarity/

Passenger 57 (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 18:05 (seventeen years ago)

Tracer, I hope to god Bush is right.

uh-oh!

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 18:09 (seventeen years ago)

blind squirrels and nuts and all that

Passenger 57 (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 18:15 (seventeen years ago)

I don't really have anything to add here other than the sinking suspicion that our country's collapse is inevitable and we should be planning on how we are going to bounce out of the wreckage rather than hopelessly trying to stop it. Fucked if I know how to make that bounce, though.

Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 18:25 (seventeen years ago)

Start by rolling back interest rates, which will inflate prices in the housing sector. Americans will be able to borrow against their rising home equity at advantageous rates, and the perception of growing wealth will encourage them to spend, spend, spend. That should give the ol' economy a nice kick in the pants!

Passenger 57 (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 18:30 (seventeen years ago)

http://tbn0.google.com/hosted/images/c?q=522edbf93c4b8c93_landing

Kerm, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 18:31 (seventeen years ago)

Start by rolling back interest rates, which will inflate prices in the housing sector. Americans will be able to borrow against their rising home equity at advantageous rates, and the perception of growing wealth will encourage them to spend, spend, spend. That should give the ol' economy a nice kick in the pants!

I really hope you're joking

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 18:32 (seventeen years ago)

you could start by not raping this generation of american workers, who are already under record amounts of individual debt, for the sake of their parents' retirement.

Fuck a poorly run company, fuck a union that works pretty much exclusively for a poorly run company, and fuck states that thrive off poorly run companies.

http://www.hbo.com/thewire/img/episodeguide/season01/ep05_omar_walk_street.jpg

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 18:35 (seventeen years ago)

xpost to dan re "how to make bouncie?"

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 18:35 (seventeen years ago)

One nation
Under God
Indivisible
With liberty and justice for all

Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 18:36 (seventeen years ago)

> Start by rolling back interest rates, which will inflate prices in the housing sector. Americans will be able to borrow against their rising home equity at advantageous rates, and the perception of growing wealth will encourage them to spend, spend, spend. That should give the ol' economy a nice kick in the pants!

I really hope you're joking

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, November 19, 2008 12:32 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I lolled.

UEK - Big Tempin' (Oilyrags), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 18:38 (seventeen years ago)

you know what is amazing? the new york subway system is FUCKED. they may close the W line. they're going to halve the G line. they're going to reduce the number of trains between 2am and 5am. they're closing hundreds of booths and laying off hundreds of attendants. this is after more than a decade of unprecedented growth in the financial capital of the world. and THE STATIONS STILL LOOK AND SMELL LIKE SEWERS.

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 18:38 (seventeen years ago)

oh no we'll definitely send millions of our boys to get murdered to keep that indivisible bit, even if the chunk that's trying to leave is the poorly-run-enterprise chunk

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 18:38 (seventeen years ago)

it just seems like the old "fix the roof when the sun is shining" thing never really caught on in the old usa

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 18:39 (seventeen years ago)

I'm sympathetic to the idea Tombot expresses - though I'd put it more in terms of not screwing future generations of taxpayers who are going to have to pay off the deficits that we are running up today. I think the idea that you don't worry about deficits when you're in a recession is nice and all, but I think we've used up our credibility in that area by continuing to run up deficits in good times and bad over the past 8 years. I wish I could be more confident that we'll get serious about the deficit (including the looming entitlement deficit) once the economy turns around.

o. nate, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 18:39 (seventeen years ago)

tracer come on man sewers don't have little laser-printed signs taped up everywhere telling you that THIS LETTER OF THE ALPHABET WILL ACT LIKE THIS OTHER LETTER OF THE ALPHABET FOR THE NEXT THREE DAYS EXCEPT AT NIGHT

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 18:39 (seventeen years ago)

that is a good point.

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 18:42 (seventeen years ago)

THX 4 YR CONCERN LONDON AND DC DUDES

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 18:43 (seventeen years ago)

btw tombot u know why the trains are always getting rerouted - it is because they run 24/7 and need to be worked on some time - also you dont have to swipe on the way out

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 18:44 (seventeen years ago)

I really hope you're joking

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/eb/If_you_don

Passenger 57 (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 18:44 (seventeen years ago)

you guys, they spend lots of money getting that just-pissed-on look and feel down pat, show some appreciation

Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 18:44 (seventeen years ago)

u are allowed to at while u ride and none of them are the green line

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 18:45 (seventeen years ago)

i've seen moss in the nyc subway. MOSS.

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 18:45 (seventeen years ago)

eat while u ride

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 18:45 (seventeen years ago)

oh no we'll definitely send millions of our boys to get murdered to keep that indivisible bit, even if the chunk that's trying to leave is the poorly-run-enterprise chunk

now wait a minute, what?

Kerm, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 18:46 (seventeen years ago)

all this shit could have been avoided with a congestion charge.

there are some billboards promoting the c-charge still up in east new york, it's pretty sad

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 18:47 (seventeen years ago)

Of course it's not enough money non-shockah
http://dealbook.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/11/19/bailout-funds-for-gm-may-fall-short-analyst-says/

Dandy Don Weiner, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 18:47 (seventeen years ago)

Haha I am not making any type of argument for the supremacy of Boston public transit! I would gladly trade up to "just-pissed-on" from "just-pissed-puked-shat-and-menstruated-on".

Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 18:47 (seventeen years ago)

yo joe you can't DRINK on the subway, though - a disgraceful situation

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 18:48 (seventeen years ago)

wait now I don't know if I'm describing Boston or Philly

Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 18:48 (seventeen years ago)

agreed drinking should be allowed everywhere

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 18:51 (seventeen years ago)

I don't hear the beverage industry crying to warshington for handouts!

Passenger 57 (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 18:52 (seventeen years ago)

youre sort of allowed to drink on the subway

:) Mrs Edward Cullen XD (max), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 18:55 (seventeen years ago)

jsut like youre sort of allowed to smell like shit and have no pants on and sleep at 2 in the afternoon sprawled out on four cars headed out to far rockaway

:) Mrs Edward Cullen XD (max), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 18:56 (seventeen years ago)

uh four seats

:) Mrs Edward Cullen XD (max), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 18:56 (seventeen years ago)

lol reed richards is a homeless person

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 18:58 (seventeen years ago)

Surely he could construct a home out of his own body?

Nicolars (Nicole), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 19:03 (seventeen years ago)

are you hungover Tombot?

Dandy Don Weiner, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 19:03 (seventeen years ago)

we gonna die. dow below 8000. everyone panic!

mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 21:15 (seventeen years ago)

eurgh

nasdaq is down 47% this year

_/(o_o)/¯ (deej), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 21:19 (seventeen years ago)

I would gladly trade up to "just-pissed-on" from "just-pissed-puked-shat-and-menstruated-on".

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 21:19 (seventeen years ago)

NASA has a solution.

Kerm, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 21:38 (seventeen years ago)

I don't know what this means but it looks crazy.

http://www.ritholtz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/adj-and-req-reserves.png

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 20 November 2008 18:16 (seventeen years ago)

haha thats my feeling about 90% of graphs i see on this thread

:) Mrs Edward Cullen XD (max), Thursday, 20 November 2008 18:17 (seventeen years ago)

o no where are those lines going!

ice cr?m, Thursday, 20 November 2008 18:21 (seventeen years ago)

come back we need u!

ice cr?m, Thursday, 20 November 2008 18:21 (seventeen years ago)

i bought more berkshire

http://i37.tinypic.com/124wz79.jpg

bnw, Thursday, 20 November 2008 20:59 (seventeen years ago)

The Dow Jones industrial average (INDU) lost 350 points or over 3% with less than 30 minutes left in the session.

The Standard & Poor's 500 (SPX) index lost 4.3% and the Nasdaq composite (COMP) lost almost 3%.

While there's no sense of panic at the moment, there's also no eagerness to step in and buy, said Tom Schrader, managing director at Stifel Nicolaus.

"The wealth destruction is phenomenal," Schrader said.

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 20 November 2008 21:12 (seventeen years ago)


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