Come with me, come to the land of batshit rightwing cartoonists

http://blueherald.com/uploads/Batocchio/RW_Cartoons/2008/9_25_08/_Ram_8_5_08_energy.jpg

Drilling for what now?

his right leg is really far away!

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this is the splash piece for jeff rense's crazy-ass website right now.

um...ambergris?

xpost ok i am scared. it's the eyes! he really looks frightening!

creepysloweddownlaughing.wav

http://www.rense.com/1.mpicons/newh.gif

http://www.caglecartoons.com/images/preview/%7B742946FA-7DB3-44F4-98AE-0F51D56D2426%7D.gif

^^ this one is kind of funny if you pretend it's not by a batshit rightwing cartoonist

jeff rense thread by ilx's own nerd rapper Colin_C

Old Article on "Why Obama Is A Sure Loser"

rense's website was so much better when it was all aliens and colloidal silver.

xp: i hear bill clinton likes sex.

what the hell does that soda can say? it looks like "wet come."

This might be one of my dumber threads.

― Colin_C., Saturday, February 9, 2008 1:09 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

This might be one of my dumber threads.

― Colin_C., Saturday, February 9, 2008 1:09 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

xp lol

wait, I misread that cartoon. Didn't realize it was a Monica joke.

was gonna say, when even colin_c thinks the thread is dumb, the thread is fuckin dumb

wait, I misread that cartoon. Didn't realize it was a Monica joke.

― adult turban contemporary (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, November 19, 2008 11:10 AM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark

how is that even possible

I did the same; I thought he said "senior INTERIM coordinator"

first result when i tried a GIS for Jeff Rense:

an interview!

http://www.illuminati-news.com/ufos-and-aliens/html/bill_hamilton_transcript.htm

We used to run Jeff Rense's show on the old radio station. He was an Art Bell wannabe who was probably the most-disappointed of them all when Y2K didn't kill everyone.

Better or worse than George Noory?

http://www.deesillustration.com/ps1.html

A Ron Paul fan, i see

DEEZ illustration

This stuff is all direct Basil Wolverton rip off material:
http://www.dees2.com/planetX.html

i thought it was funny as a monica joke

lolz the exprez is a cooze hound

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http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/tmwst08111820081119125734.jpg
Something so charming about using pre-Henny Youngman jokes as comments about current American health care

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20081119.jpg

So when we add more funding to local police and fire stations, that's, what, collecting volunteers is it?

For those who need it,

http://www.creators.com/editorialcartoons/chuck-asay.rss

A Chuck Asay rss feed.

Fear.

yeah, i added that a while ago. god save me.

another fifty years of us saying "global climate change" instead of "global warming" and they might give up the "BUT IT'S COLD IN SOME PLACES!" rebuttal.

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PALIN/JINDAL '12!

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next time he should just sharpie in a beard and glasses over an 8x10" glossy.

is it me or have these gotten unfunnier post-election? that is before they were desperate, now they're only trying to be funny

"that really frosts me"?

to be even more topical, hopefully they can throw in a judge ito joke for good measure.

and the "it's cold sometimes therefore global warming is a myth" has to be the laziest joke i know.

http://www.creators.com/editorial_cartoons/5/5859_image.gif

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two things:

1) vote first, discuss candidate's policy second

2) oh yeah, as we ALL know, it's the Obama voters who're buying all them guns.

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HALP HALP I NEED A 5th PANEL FOR EXTRA JOEK HALP

2) oh yeah, as we ALL know, it's the Obama voters who're buying all them guns.

it doesn't really say they voted for obama. also, they're clearly idiots, ergo probably mccain/palinites.

also, it's been said, but PRIVATE CORPORATIONS SUCK AT RUNNING COMPANIES.

― Brotherhood of Stealing Shit to Sell to Trader Caravans (kingfish), Friday, 21 November 2008 06:24 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Re: the post office one. Wait, so now Democrats have actual power they have to sort out more than one mess. Yeah, I don't see a joke. I have a morbid fascination with this thread, I don't think I've ever seen one cartoon that, oh, I dunno, made sense.

I don't think I've ever seen one cartoon that, oh, I dunno, made sense.

Given the certain framework, shorthand, and referents/semaphores than political toons work in, I think that they make a lot more sense if you're in that particular(and particularly fucked up) mindset. Of course, with some of these guys, I may be giving a bit too much credit in assuming that someone somewhere aside from the scribbler himself(and it's almost always a dude, natch) can piece together a point or a joke from whatever rightwing mishmashed ranting is illustrated.

I think my fascination with these toons are in their function of a shorthand representation of how these guys actually think. You can much more easily and quickly process a series of op-ed images that TownHall runs, rather than wade thru some of the 800-1200 word rants that they also publish. A toon is much better for hit & run, for me, since reading too much of this shit is horrible.

I mean, fuck, here's a list of the columns that TownHall is currently running:

* Michelle Malkin : The eHarmony Shakedown
* John Hawkins : In Defense of "The Oogedy-Boogedy Branch of the GOP"
* Suzanne Fields : Lessons From the Vampire
* Lorie Byrd : The Only Way for Republicans to Win
* Kathleen Parker : The Word for Freedom
* Michael Gerson : Iraq's Costly Success
* Linda Chavez : Welcome to America
* David Limbaugh : Evangelicals - A Drag on or Essential to the GOP?
* Brent Bozell III : Hollywood's Ridiculous Lawyers
* Mona Charen : Thoughtful Warriors
* Patrick J. Buchanan : Who Killed Detroit?
* Rachel Marsden : Obama Upsets French, Arabs
* Jonah Goldberg : Honestly, Another Abe?
* Burt Prelutsky : Does the GOP Have a Future?
* Mike Gallagher : Hard-working, decent, honest people right?
* David Harsanyi : Who Wants To Live Forever?
* Hugh Hewitt : Rush's Lesson: The Time To Overhaul The GOP 2012 Primary Calendar and Rules Is Now
* Shawn D. Akers : Donkeys, RINOs, and PUMAs, Oh My!
* Dan Kennedy : Politicians, Journalists Have Eyes On The Wrong Ball
* Diana West : Pay Attention to the Somalis
* Donald Lambro : Shultz to Obama: Follow Ronald Reagan's Approach
* Michael Reagan : Quo Vadis, GOP?
* Paul Weyrich : 2010 Congressional Elections, Unpredictable and Varied Performance
* Amanda Carpenter : Pelosi, Reid Stall on Auto Bailout
* Amanda Carpenter : Ways and Means Member Promotes Transparency
* Sandy Rios : More Trouble Outside the White House Than In
* Cliff May : Obama's War

Most Viewed

* Ann Coulter : Genius, Thy Name is Obama
* Mike S. Adams : Lawrence of Eurabia
* Thomas Sowell : It's Priceless

Most Forwarded

* Walter E. Williams : Evil Concealed By Money
* Mike Gallagher : Finally, a Religious Leader with Guts
* Thomas Sowell : It's Priceless

Most Linked

* Brent Bozell III : Hollywood's Ridiculous Lawyers
* Mike Gallagher : Hard-working, decent, honest people right?
* Hugh Hewitt : Rush's Lesson: The Time To Overhaul The GOP 2012 Primary Calendar and Rules Is Now

Like i said, that way lies madness.

They Come Like Lines of Ants when they're voting.

when others try this:

http://blueherald.com/2008/11/right-wing-cartoon-watch-33-92608-%E2%80%93-112108/

http://blueherald.com/uploads/Batocchio/RW_Cartoons/2008/11_21_08/_Glenn_11_5_08_abortion_voters.jpg

Foolish voter, left his ballot behind, can't even properly wash his hands

weird, they had paper towels at my polling place.

probably for people who vote for obama to wipe the blood of their hands

no it was to wipe the water off your hands after you used the sink to wash the blood off them first burt stanton.

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/4131/votersjc4.jpg

7/10 should have shopped the signature

Deducting another point for doing MCAIN not MCCAIN.

Another four/eight years of increasingly bizarre ear scribbles:

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/holb081125_cmyk20081124100622.jpg

meanwhile

http://www.creators.com/editorial_cartoons/5/5923_thumb.gif

onward christian soldiers

And where would modern political toons be without photoshop:

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/27074_thumb.gif

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I'd make a comment here about the use of "scurvy" and the respective histories of Iran, Afghanistan, and Saudi Arabia, what with their naval fleets and the extended tours they went on in the centuries before the widespread availability of Vitamin C and refrigeration but oh fuck it

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/27078_thumb.gif

OMG CARVILLE

so evil in that last panel