y'beauty
― I ain't that kind of player I just foul a lot (DJ Mencap), Monday, 27 September 2010 18:21 (fifteen years ago)
I could have sworn it was a poll too, though. Weird.
― kkvgz, Monday, 27 September 2010 18:29 (fifteen years ago)
22. Colin Powell Uncle Tom
― The Managing Director of Being (nakhchivan), Monday, 27 September 2010 18:37 (fifteen years ago)
yeah... I didn't recall that one
― I ain't that kind of player I just foul a lot (DJ Mencap), Monday, 27 September 2010 19:01 (fifteen years ago)
was gonna suggest republicorpse
― hoos wears orange camo pants ffs (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 02:18 (fifteen years ago)
Wasn't there some thread about like, the evil little imps that control our brains and make us think bad thoughts?
― kkvgz, Monday, 4 October 2010 12:15 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/NewAnswersControllerServlet?boardid=56
― former moderator, please give generously (DG), Monday, 4 October 2010 12:16 (fifteen years ago)
the uncut original 12" version of ethan's Birdman/Wayne review?
― bitchmaid (sic), Monday, 4 October 2010 14:17 (fifteen years ago)
Let's anticipate Lil Wayne, "The Carter III"
right?
― Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile (dayo), Monday, 4 October 2010 14:19 (fifteen years ago)
thanks!
― bitchmaid (sic), Monday, 4 October 2010 14:34 (fifteen years ago)
I remember some exchange where Momus typed out some pretty lengthy thought experiment on 'what if men had three penises, one for peeing, one for ejaculating, and one for peeing? here are some implications" and after it someone said "yeah that's how women are built" only they said it in a really pithy way. That exchange come to me in my daydreams, it's always very funny to me, and reading it would be a real treat.
― The Ten Things I Hate About Commandments (Abbbottt), Saturday, 16 October 2010 02:39 (fifteen years ago)
so 2 for peeing and one for ejaculating???
― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Saturday, 16 October 2010 03:06 (fifteen years ago)
oh he said the third was for orgasming, clearly I have my priorities straight.
― The Ten Things I Hate About Commandments (Abbbottt), Saturday, 16 October 2010 03:07 (fifteen years ago)
haha i see
― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Saturday, 16 October 2010 03:09 (fifteen years ago)
so you ejaculate & orgasm out of different dicks?
― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 16 October 2010 03:10 (fifteen years ago)
that would be very useful
― arby's, Saturday, 16 October 2010 03:11 (fifteen years ago)
so you play with one dick and stuff comes out the other (or possible out of both of the others)?
― dayo, Saturday, 16 October 2010 03:12 (fifteen years ago)
:D
'boxcar' meme needs a rebirth for that post
― acoleuthic, Saturday, 16 October 2010 03:12 (fifteen years ago)
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:T9euPbI_jDze6M:http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j111/losermilkman/NoBabies.jpg&t=1
― arby's, Saturday, 16 October 2010 03:14 (fifteen years ago)
It was a pretty ridic thought experiment
I remembered it because someone on that wu thread said HI DERE acceptable variant name was "triple-cocked hellrider of the apocalypse"
― The Ten Things I Hate About Commandments (Abbbottt), Saturday, 16 October 2010 03:16 (fifteen years ago)
I believe it was "one for peeing, one for ejaculating, and one for storing toothpicks"
― drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Saturday, 16 October 2010 03:20 (fifteen years ago)
I don't know which one I would rather have covered in a condom, the sperm shooter or Mr. Splinters :/
― The Ten Things I Hate About Commandments (Abbbottt), Saturday, 16 October 2010 03:21 (fifteen years ago)
foot in mouth
― The Ten Things I Hate About Commandments (Abbbottt), Saturday, 16 October 2010 03:24 (fifteen years ago)
through my lolling I am going to try and persuade abbott not to fuck the toothpick cock but I fear her curiosity is too far piqued
― acoleuthic, Saturday, 16 October 2010 03:24 (fifteen years ago)
idk abbott the one that pees sounds like a motherfucker
― arby's, Saturday, 16 October 2010 03:26 (fifteen years ago)
now I'm imagining one of those toothpick dispensers where you need to roll the tube to get the toothpick out
except
yeah
― dayo, Saturday, 16 October 2010 03:31 (fifteen years ago)
― kkvgz, Monday, October 4, 2010 8:15 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark
Reposting this. It's been bothering me.
― kkvgz, Saturday, 16 October 2010 05:15 (fifteen years ago)
Also, I just painstakingly read through 4 pages of
penises AND displayName:"momus"penis AND displayName:"momus"
search results to no avail. Someone else can feel free to substitute other permutation (dick, wang, whatever), but "penis" seems pretty momusian.
― kkvgz, Saturday, 16 October 2010 05:25 (fifteen years ago)
lmfao
― some droopy HOOS in makeup (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 16 October 2010 05:27 (fifteen years ago)
So for comparison's sake, only 11 "penis" posts from BIG HOOS.
― kkvgz, Saturday, 16 October 2010 05:31 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?action=showall&boardid=41&threadid=16660
― borad.crutial.org (crüt), Saturday, 16 October 2010 05:35 (fifteen years ago)
? ? ? ?
big in japan
― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Monday, April 28, 2003 1:16 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― borad.crutial.org (crüt), Saturday, 16 October 2010 05:36 (fifteen years ago)
two funny false positives:
POO Greatest Picture evah!
a thread for haikus about the penises of ilxors
― koogs, Saturday, 16 October 2010 15:07 (fifteen years ago)
Wasn't there some thread about like, the evil little imps that control our brains and make us think bad thoughts?― kkvgz, Monday, October 4, 2010 8:15 AM (1 week ago) BookmarkReposting this. It's been bothering me.― kkvgz, Saturday, October 16, 2010 1:15 AM (9 hours ago)
― kkvgz, Saturday, October 16, 2010 1:15 AM (9 hours ago)
Quieting the Imps in Your Brainz
― markers, Saturday, 16 October 2010 15:16 (fifteen years ago)
Thanks markers! I didn't think that "imps" was the actual word used!
― kkvgz, Saturday, 16 October 2010 15:21 (fifteen years ago)
where is the pro-safe sex PSA comic strip from I think the early 90s that was apparently aimed towards african-american males
― crut jones (crüt), Sunday, 7 November 2010 08:16 (fifteen years ago)
found ithttp://www.hlcomic.com/temp/ballin.jpg
― crut jones (crüt), Sunday, 7 November 2010 08:21 (fifteen years ago)
Where is the thread with the videos of turtles mating?
― get the fuck out of my mouth (boxedjoy), Thursday, 11 November 2010 23:19 (fifteen years ago)
that's all the threads
― swagl (dayo), Thursday, 11 November 2010 23:49 (fifteen years ago)
literally every thread
― markers, Thursday, 11 November 2010 23:51 (fifteen years ago)
This one?
Check out the sex-face on this tortoise.
― ailsa, Friday, 12 November 2010 09:53 (fifteen years ago)
That's the one, thank you!
― get the fuck out of my mouth (boxedjoy), Friday, 12 November 2010 18:19 (fifteen years ago)
I have a sudden yearning to peruse the thread where detailed instructions for making a head of lionel ritchie were given. My ilx searches have been unavailing so far.
― Aimless, Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:41 (fifteen years ago)
here?
yet again, defend the indefensible: LIONEL RICHIE
― sleeve, Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:57 (fifteen years ago)
The thread, when located, will have a detailed series of pics showing the genesis of a bust of LR, in clay, with commentary. I recall being dumbfounded at its greatness.
― Aimless, Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:05 (fifteen years ago)
this one?http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=39365
― buzza, Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:08 (fifteen years ago)
Heavens! I kiss you now!
― Aimless, Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:44 (fifteen years ago)
buzza in action, a thing of beauty
― the nagl is the nagl (dayo), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:50 (fifteen years ago)
haha yeah i was gonna say search spencer chow
― tim lincecum in a giants snuggie (roxymuzak), Thursday, 9 December 2010 15:33 (fifteen years ago)