i don't care if you're a gay, black, paintballer, pizza is delicious
― gbx, Monday, 11 August 2008 21:00 (seventeen years ago)
I don't care if you're black, white, purple. There, I said it.
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Monday, 11 August 2008 21:10 (seventeen years ago)
There are two faults with this argument. First of all, when it came to musicians, Motown had no racial or gender bias. They were all faceless cogs to them. Regardless of whether they were black, white, female, male, or Martian, they weren't going to get any recognition-period! It was a star driven phenomena and the company never gave the slightest thought to publicizing background figures. In addition, the Motown studio band (which was called the Funk Brothers) was not exclusively black. Guitarists Joe Messina and Dennis Coffey, percussionist Jack Brokensha, arranger Dave Van dePitte, and bassist Bob Babbit, who also played quite a few important Motown dates, were all white.
― amateurist, Friday, 15 August 2008 23:25 (seventeen years ago)
Democratic Gov. Ed Rendell says a drowning man doesn't care what color the person is who throws him a life preserver.
"This election is going to be decided when a husband and wife sit at a kitchen table, or a single parent sits at the kitchen table, looks at their bills and figures out who is most likely to help them with their financial condition," Rendell said. "If the answer's Barack Obama, nobody's going to care whether he's black, green, orange, purple, fuchsia or whatever."
― ☑ (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 10 October 2008 19:09 (seventeen years ago)
fuchsia or whateverfuchsia or whateverfuchsia or whateverfuchsia or whateverfuchsia or whateverfuchsia or whateverfuchsia or whateverfuchsia or whateverfuchsia or whateverfuchsia or whateverfuchsia or whateverfuchsia or whateverfuchsia or whateverfuchsia or whateverfuchsia or whateverfuchsia or whatever
haha
― sleep, Friday, 10 October 2008 20:00 (seventeen years ago)
Yeah I saw that quote, too, PP. I think it's hilarious the way this election is about to be decided by racist, uneducated, homophobic, pro-life, pro-gun nitwits who suddenly and miraculously decide that when their own WALLETS are at stake, a black Democrat for president starts seeming like the best choice.
Much like the hardline economist neo-cons who have insisted at every turn that in order for the economy (and everything else) to function well, government has to stay out of things and who are now (surprise!) turning to the government to bail out a problem created by the unbridled free-market capitalism they praise so highly and so often. I've got half a mind to look up my Republifascist economics professor from the early 00's and ask him how he feels about government intervention NOW. Then kick him to the curb.
― Bimble, Friday, 10 October 2008 20:26 (seventeen years ago)
that's an awful reason to date someone, you cruel heartbreaker
― Like sicking a little bit of water into my mouth (HI DERE), Friday, 10 October 2008 20:28 (seventeen years ago)
Now, as to Tommy Dell'ar, if he'd of been white, purple, green, chartreuse, he would have been a knothead.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 30 October 2008 15:53 (seventeen years ago)
JP: Dizzee Rascal, Mr Rascal, do you feel yourself to be British?
DR: Of course I'm British, man! You know me! ... what's good. I think it don't matter what colour you are, it matters what colour your heart is and your intentions. I think a black man, purple man, Martian man can run the country ... as long as he does right by the people.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, 10 November 2008 20:20 (seventeen years ago)
This is one of my favorite threads.
― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Monday, 10 November 2008 20:59 (seventeen years ago)
This is v v true a brilliant thread yes.
― I Want to Change the Way The Site Looks... (libcrypt), Monday, 10 November 2008 22:28 (seventeen years ago)
Spitzer’s Father Denies Bias Against Employees
“I did not see a white doorman or a black doorman,” Mr. Spitzer said.Mr. Ofodile immediately challenged that assertion, and Mr. Spitzer quickly elaborated.“I don’t see the blackness or whiteness or pinkness or yellowness of a doorman,” he said. “I have a mind that focuses on the fact that he is a doorman and functions as a doorman.”
Mr. Ofodile immediately challenged that assertion, and Mr. Spitzer quickly elaborated.
“I don’t see the blackness or whiteness or pinkness or yellowness of a doorman,” he said. “I have a mind that focuses on the fact that he is a doorman and functions as a doorman.”
― I'M ACTUALLY FINE (I DIED), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 15:59 (seventeen years ago)
i don't really worry about what race this already clearly beneath me person is, i mean what a waste of time that'd be.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 16:02 (seventeen years ago)
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 18:33 (seventeen years ago)
That is some hard-earned truth right there!
“I don’t see the blackness or whiteness or pinkness or yellowness of Seinfeld,” he said. “I have a mind that focuses on the fact that he is jewish.”
― cutty, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 18:39 (seventeen years ago)
who decided that "doorman" equaled "beneath" Spitzer?
― gabbneb, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 18:40 (seventeen years ago)
you're a fucking idiot
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 18:50 (seventeen years ago)
i'm sorry, rich white guy, for implying that a rich white landlord who is currently accused of being abusive/discriminatory towards his employees, might find his employees beneath him.
like seriously go fuck yourself dude
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 18:52 (seventeen years ago)
seriously go fuck myself?
― gabbneb, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 18:52 (seventeen years ago)
she is yeah serious
― cutty, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 18:53 (seventeen years ago)
from the bottom of my heart go do it for serious
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 18:53 (seventeen years ago)
are you white ally? have you suffered discrimination based upon your skin color?
― gabbneb, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 18:54 (seventeen years ago)
she is latina, bro
― cutty, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 18:54 (seventeen years ago)
meth vs. schef
― i'm whine btw (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 18:54 (seventeen years ago)
beep beep
― nabisco, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 18:55 (seventeen years ago)
beep boodle-dee boop
― nabisco, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 18:56 (seventeen years ago)
thanx for the heads=up
― gabbneb, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 19:00 (seventeen years ago)
fyi hoos is mexican
― :) Mrs Edward Cullen XD (max), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 19:00 (seventeen years ago)
I'm white btw
― brownie, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 19:01 (seventeen years ago)
"fakin' the funk feat. hoos the exotic"
― eatin' mangos in trinidad with attorneys (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 19:02 (seventeen years ago)
I'm amphibian
― nabisco, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 19:07 (seventeen years ago)
has that rich white dude gone to go fuck himself yet or did i miss it?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 19:12 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/25/nyregion/25bernard.html?ref=nyregion
In the sharpest exchange during Mr. Spitzer’s hour on the stand, the plaintiffs’ lawyer, Anthony C. Ofodile, pushed to get him to admit that he was conscious of the race of the building’s doormen and porters.“I did not see a white doorman or a black doorman,” Mr. Spitzer said.Mr. Ofodile immediately challenged that assertion, and Mr. Spitzer quickly elaborated.“I don’t see the blackness or whiteness or pinkness or yellowness of a doorman,” he said. “I have a mind that focuses on the fact that he is a doorman and functions as a doorman.”Mr. Spitzer testified without any hint of anger and was unruffled during cross-examination. He wore a charcoal gray suit and light blue tie.When not testifying, Mr. Spitzer kept his right hand on his metal cane and occasionally fiddled with the hearing aid in his left ear. At times, he seemed to nod off, his chin tucked into his chest. Mr. Spitzer was hospitalized for Parkinson’s disease after his son resigned in March, but he has made public appearances since then in much improved condition....In his opening statement, Mr. Ofodile repeatedly insisted that Mr. Spitzer knew these men and was personally involved in running the 34-story, 145-apartment building on 57th Street.In the lawsuit, Mr. Haydenn asserted that Mr. Spitzer had told the building’s supervisor that he did not want black or darker-skinned Hispanics working at the building.Mr. Haydenn said that the reason his supervisor gave for his dismissal was that there were urine stains found on one of the toilets he had cleaned.“In this case, the plaintiffs were fired by the defendant based on their race,” Mr. Ofodile said. Their dismissals caused some of his clients marital problems, hypertension and emotional distress, the lawyer said.In her opening statement, Jennifer Rubin, the lead lawyer for Mr. Spitzer, said, “Mr. Spitzer did not know the plaintiffs, did not know the color of their skin, and if he did not know the color of their skin he could not discriminate against them on that basis.”
“I did not see a white doorman or a black doorman,” Mr. Spitzer said.
Mr. Spitzer testified without any hint of anger and was unruffled during cross-examination. He wore a charcoal gray suit and light blue tie.
When not testifying, Mr. Spitzer kept his right hand on his metal cane and occasionally fiddled with the hearing aid in his left ear. At times, he seemed to nod off, his chin tucked into his chest. Mr. Spitzer was hospitalized for Parkinson’s disease after his son resigned in March, but he has made public appearances since then in much improved condition.
...
In his opening statement, Mr. Ofodile repeatedly insisted that Mr. Spitzer knew these men and was personally involved in running the 34-story, 145-apartment building on 57th Street.
In the lawsuit, Mr. Haydenn asserted that Mr. Spitzer had told the building’s supervisor that he did not want black or darker-skinned Hispanics working at the building.
Mr. Haydenn said that the reason his supervisor gave for his dismissal was that there were urine stains found on one of the toilets he had cleaned.
“In this case, the plaintiffs were fired by the defendant based on their race,” Mr. Ofodile said. Their dismissals caused some of his clients marital problems, hypertension and emotional distress, the lawyer said.
In her opening statement, Jennifer Rubin, the lead lawyer for Mr. Spitzer, said, “Mr. Spitzer did not know the plaintiffs, did not know the color of their skin, and if he did not know the color of their skin he could not discriminate against them on that basis.”
― gabbneb, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 19:13 (seventeen years ago)
You sound like you're clutching a wad of singles here, Ally
― nabisco, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 19:14 (seventeen years ago)
that's pretty racist, bro
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 19:15 (seventeen years ago)
gabbneb, wtf part of "why would he treat them poorly because of their race when he was treating them poorly because they were already beneath him, classwise, are you not getting"
lol o right nm
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 19:16 (seventeen years ago)
schef, pls cite me some allegations that he treated them poorly. all i see are allegations that he told someone else to fire dark-skinned doormen, and that the plaintiffs are doormen who were fired.
― gabbneb, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 19:20 (seventeen years ago)
or heads down in the case of doormen
― cutty, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 19:21 (seventeen years ago)
dude, gabbneb, I see the logical/rhetorical distinction you are making here, but I'm not sure this one is a cause that's really worth fighting for
― nabisco, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 19:21 (seventeen years ago)
it's morelike a legal distinction
― gabbneb, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 19:22 (seventeen years ago)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/42/Shrug.jpg/250px-Shrug.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 19:23 (seventeen years ago)
i don't care if you're logical, rhetorical, legal
― gabbneb, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 19:24 (seventeen years ago)
sorry, "your"
― gabbneb, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 19:25 (seventeen years ago)
yeah, dude, it's always a little cheap to gag on testimony like this, and yes, his answer is clearly trying to see "I simply view this person as an employee with a specific function," and yes, the joke makes a slight assumption that he didn't treat his employees with much respect regardless of race, BUT BUT the original gag is actually kinda supported by his wording and not THAT cheap:
I have a mind that focuses on the fact that he is a doorman and functions as a doorman.
... because "is a doorman and functions as a doorman" is somewhat rhetorically distinct from "is a person who happens to be employed as a doorman"
― nabisco, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 19:27 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.57thstreet4.com/
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 19:27 (seventeen years ago)
in any case I don't think anyone needs to fuck themselves and/or really bother going into this
― nabisco, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 19:28 (seventeen years ago)
also to be honest I don't think it's some obscene violation of sense to look at the reporting on this and conclude that dude was not exactly the sort of boss the janitors were inviting to their kids' birthday parties or anything
― nabisco, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 19:30 (seventeen years ago)