I HAVE HAD ALL THE MOUNTAIN DEWS

http://www.savesurge.org/surge/jacob_petition_ME.jpg

there was no I HAVE HAD ALL THE MOUNTAIN GOATS parody thread -- i checked.

for shame, ilx, for shame.

i like mountain dew

the real shit

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haha, I never saw this thread, I used to be almost as obsessed with Mountain Dew variations at Tombot. I think I've had all those flavors except Pitch Black II. I'm actually a little jealous.

ah i love this thread

was thinking about it last sunday b/c i had a hangover and so wanted dr pepper (which i know is not mtn dew) and accidentally grabbed a diet dr pepper CHOCOLATE-CHERRY flavour.
first of all, how is this even a flavour of dr pepper that exists in the world. and second of all, could it be more awful. but hangovers do weird things to a person and i ended up drinking the whole thing, mostly of out confused curiosity. it kind of got better near the end.

SURGE! This girl in my town won a Surge car, it was weird. Like this ten year old beat up fucking BOAT, but painted lime green with a big ass Surge logo. AWESOME.

What was that Mountain Dew flavor specific to some Xbox FPS or whatever? Was it called Game Fuel or something?

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Yeah! It was Halo 3!

Oh...! Sorry guys. FAS

Oh my GOD, I had to see that ad for the Surge car all the time on "Channel One" news + Clearasil ads program in 6th grade! "Win a full SURGE CAB tricked out and fully loaded with SURGE!" This is still a thing I say to myself sometimes.

Does anyone remember the radio ad Busta Rhymes did for Code Red Mtn Dew? "Crack the code/crack the ode/do the Dew Dew/crack the code."

I thought conventional wisdom was that Vault = Surge w/a minor color change?

Break the Vault/Break the Vault/Crack into the Vault/Break the Vault.\

I want one of the black purple mt dews right now

Oh my GOD, I had to see that ad for the Surge car all the time on "Channel One" news + Clearasil ads program in 6th grade! "Win a full SURGE CAB tricked out and fully loaded with SURGE!" This is still a thing I say to myself sometimes.

omg me too

I thought conventional wisdom was that Vault = Surge w/a minor color change?

Q: Why is SaveSURGE.org supporting Vault? It's not SURGE and we shouldn't accept any non-SURGE substitute. Is this because they sent you free Vault and merchandise???
A: When we first heard about Vault and the rumors that it was the "next SURGE", we were very skeptical. Once it began test-marketing in May 2005, we started receiving reports from fans claiming that Vault was the real deal. That it was so similar to SURGE that you couldn't help but love and accept it. Still, we were skeptical — until we tried it! The fact is, Vault is indeed incredibly close to SURGE. And, after over three years of wrestling with Coca-Cola, we felt this was something to celebrate! While we didn't get the SURGE name, we did get a beverage that we don't mind calling the next incarnation of SURGE. In fact, our community was given credit for the existance of Vault!

existance

after over three years of wrestling with Coca-Cola

I have had many of the Dr. Peppers, but not all.

lol I forgot to update this when I drank the GAME FUEL

EXTREEEEEEEEME
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P.S. In my image search for Zakk Wylde a can of Dr. Pepper showed up. YEAH RIGHT

i have had all the mountain jews

http://www.marion.ohio-state.edu/fac/schul/drp/heeehaw.jpg
YESSSSSS mmmmm where can i find a hy-vee around here

-- geoff (gcannon), Sunday, September 18, 2005 12:54 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

That's where I work!

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I was asked to display my favorite item in the store, shamefully I did not pick a Mountain Dew.

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can that second one be everyone's default mental image for kudos.jpeg from now on

I have never had any of these Mountain Dews - not even the original!

I always thought that Mountain Dew had something to do with Appalachian morning outhouse wee-wee but maybe not huh?

http://taurinerules.blogspot.com/

last week I was in Annapolis on a day when the whole town was being invaded by street teams for MONSTER ASSAULT ENERGY DRINK, which tasted totally disgusting. a list of ingredients runs along the top of the can, including "Taurine," so my friends and I took pictures of each other drinking it at an angle so it looked like it just said "urine." true story.

My brother Bill runs a still on the hill
Where he turns out a gallon or two
And the buzzards in the sky get so drunk they can not fly
Just from sniffing that good old mountain dew.

Chorus
They call it that good old mountan dew,
And them that refuse it are few.
I'll hush up my mug if you'll fill up my jug
With that good old mountain dew.

My aunt Lucille had an automobile,
It ran on a gallon or two.
It didn't need no gas and it didn't need no oil,
It just ran on that good old mountain dew.

Repeat chorus

My uncle Mort, he is sawed off and short,
He measure 'bout four foot two,
But he thinks he's a giant when you give him a pint
Of that good old mountain dew.

Repeat chorus

Old Auntie June had a brand new perfume,
It had such a wonderful "pew"
But to her surprise, when she had it analyzed,
It was nothing but that good old mountain dew

Repeat chorus

I know a guy named Pete, his hair ain't so neat,
Though he fixes it with syrup and blue,
But it stays right in place when he uses just a trace
Of that good old mountain dew.

Repeat chorus

The preacher-he walked by, with a big tear in his eye
Said that his wife had the flu
And hadn't I ought just to give him a quart
Of that good old mountain dew

Repeat chorus

My uncle Klaus had a real mean old mouse
When they asked how it happened,
He said it was a lappin'
That good old mountain dew

Repeat chorus

There's an old hollow tree, just a little way from me
Where you lay down a dollar or two
If you hush up your mug, then they'll give you a jug
Of that good old mountain dew

Repeat chorus

You take a little trash and you mix it up with ash,
And you throw in the soul of a shoe,
Then you stir it awhile with an old rusty file,
And they call it that good old mountain dew.

Repeat chorus

During the last war, we couldn't get no more,
We didn't have no sugar for the dew
With a few old potaters and a few ripe tomaters,
We turned out some stuff, I'm tellin' you

Repeat chorus

Old Deacon Crane took a trip in the rain,
Said his wife had come down with the flu,
But she'll be all right if you give her a pint
Of that good old mountain dew.

Repeat chorus

Mr. Franklin Roosevelt, he told me how he felt
The day the old dry law went through:
If your likker's too red, it will swell up your head
Better stick to that good old mountain dew

New X-TREME Mountain Dew aluminum bottles:

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we started receiving reports from fans claiming that Vault was the real deal

ok lol @ network of discerning surge connoisseurs

And there, second from the left, acknowledgment of their hillbilly moonshine-tie-in roots!

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http://www.pepsitown.com/images/md05_lg.jpg

http://www.bradshawwholesale.com/images/_products/iwds/sign_mountain_dew_35_md07.jpg

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those bottles are fuckin bitchin but I am done with HCFS sodas, they just taste like shit.

HFCS, even

why do all the dewmocracy flavors have ginseng in them?

I know! I like caffeine -- ok, I need it -- and sugar is ok, but ginseng and caffeine in concert do really weird tweaky scary shit to me. I go into a "g-hole." It's very unpleasant.

I like the ginseng flavor.

I just got a bottle of the blue stuff ("Voltage"). I am going to mix it with this:
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and see if that offers any amusement. I have strong doubts that it will.

we are having an office taste test of all the dew-mocracy flavors. I have gotten my SWO addicted to the website where they're tracking the votes by state.

my question is: why do these all have BERRY in them. ATTN MT DEW, PITCH BLACK I & II both SUCKED, stop with the berries already

"revolution" better than either "voltage" or "supernova," according to me and like one other guy. Live Wire was included as a control - it was determined that Live Wire still tastes like somebody tried to make fizzy Tang and put too much powder in.

out here we drink cactus cooler

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yeah I've had that too.

And cheerwine and big red and I used to drink a bunch of DR ENUF.

Ladies and gentlemen: Mountain Dew-flavored Doritos

WANT

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