Is anyone actually watching "Hell's Kitchen" with any intensity?

haha they are just totally fucking with us now

This show is ridic but I kind of love it.

what the hell is that thing on Melissa's chin?
is that somesort of goateeee?

I keep thinking she has a labret piercing or whatever.

soul patch

that duck the women served for the reception tasting was the highlight of my life

they didn't even want to bring it out. that was great

ramsay to melissa: "you look like a hopped-up little cavewoman!"

(that was by far my favorite episode of the season)

Ditto, just kind of there while I did some admin. G/F reading in front of the TV.
-- Enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 10:06 (3 years ago) Link

hey guys way to revive a dick thread!

hahahaha can you lock it and ban us now?

Melissa's rise and fall was like that of a poorly made souffle.

so wait, did melissa finally get dumped??

ugh, this show is so retarded, why do I keep watching - "you two come up here so we can have one last commercial cliffhanger" "ok, all done, back in line"

YES MELISSA IS GONE PEACH PIT HEAD

blonde girl looking nice at the photoshot

Yeah, because she messed up the service again by overcooking the fish and Rock got moved onto that.

Gordon cut the crap and just threw her out! He didn't even bother with any of the nominating rigamarole.

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I'll miss Melissa's soul patch.

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rock is the only chef worth a damn on that show

lol

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Dude, tell me - was that really facial hair or what? A piercing? I facial hair piercing??

i predict rock or that other secretive chick will win

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she's got the herps

Do herpes sores usually grow hair? I think she should get that looked at and feel lucky just to be alive.

Results 1 - 50 of about 322 for "hell's kitchen" Melissa herpes
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Results 1 - 50 of about 182 for "hell's kitchen" Melissa "soul patch"

i think she tried to balance Beef Wellingtons on her chin seal-style resulting in 3rd degree burns

www.myspace.com/melissafirpo
www.myspace.com/hellskitchen_rock

Melissa: is the wellington done chef?
gordon:did you do the chin test? No? get the fuck out of here

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=113863431&albumID=0&imageID=7100941

nevermind.

but who's looking at her chin amirite

you'd hit it?

hopped up cavewomen are my achilles heel

is big brother us edited together as cheesily as this? and is it too stocked with horrible music and overserious announcers?

despite the fact that i don't believe anything at all about it, i still watch it.

i didn't buy "not you, BITCH" at all.

Rock's Myspace headline "Melissa's chin-burnt and blistered from oil. leave her be and grow up. Focus on my pimple, I can take it:-)"

chin-burnt and blistered from oil= got the herpes

Is there any chance in hell you could staff a kitchen with cooks who wouldn't just ignore and/or ridicule any of these people?

Why does Gordo never have any fun on HK? He laughs (and shows A LOT of skin) on Kitchen Nightmares.

Julia and Josh are out. I was surprised Josh lasted as long as he did what with his risotto troubles and all.

what was with the big softie moment he had w/ julia!? haha i mean i get it but woah.

In the end Gordon is much like his risotto, soft and delicate.

They're really playing up Rock's temper.

I missed this :(

Rock said weeks ago that if anyone got him elimated it would be himself. I guess he was talking about his hissyfits.

Bonnie's reaction to her almost elimation was gold.

i've been totally sleeping on this show. i missed the last two episodes

I thought I couldn't hate any group of people more than I hated last years' group, but I was wrong.

the cast pretty much sucks but the show it still somewhat compelling to me.

Why does Ramsay have to punctuate every sentence with, yes?

"Get out of my kitchen, big boy, yes?!"
"You are ruining my fucking service, you turkey, yes?!"

it's nice that he's sending julia to culinary school.

He's from england?

So Jen is gone? I missed the last 10 minutes! Why did Gordo pick her?