Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

yeah she just looks like a cold-cut.

It is depressing me that this thread is now about some twee hatchetface.

The accuracy of the statement "tight little body" is irrelevant in light of the fact that it is something said only by male undergrads with gel in their hair and diagonal stripes on their opalescent, Polo Sport-drenched shirts.

-- roxymuzak

^^^

TWEE HATCHETFACE?? too good

okay i like gel

i mean, some gels are really good!

(I was silently thinking the same thing.)

4xpost

"tight little body" is frequently uttered on the Bang Bus. Or at least it was.

tell us more

about the bang bus

yes, tell us more about the bang bus, wanko ergo sum

wanko ergo sum, i would like to know more about the bang bus, and the kinds of things that people say and do while they are on it

there is plenty in the archives, friends. but it is all g00gl3pr00f3dz0r

the bang bus has archives??

bring us the bang bus archival files, wanko ergo sum

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if I could change my username to anything in the world, I would change my username

i don't know even know what bangbus is.

Someone explain *ahem* Bangbus to me.

it's a bus

i am led to believe people have sex in the bus

yeah, pretty much like any other normal bus

why can't I tread that thread?

Xenu wills it.

anon has failed ILX

in grade school, I found a condom wrapper on the floor of the school bus

Was I riding in the Bang Bus?

Ok, that makes 2 grim turns this thread has taken today.

jesus people i honestly expected a little more dignity from a thread called "Lindsay Lohan: Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

she does look cute in the john lennon movie previews, but still kind of ashen. it's odd.

but cuet i wanna see it.

can we go back to talking about hot ass mary louise parker

horseshoe i am so disappointed in you

Add another vote for MLP on my behalf. She's amazing.

Sarah Jessica Parker is just plain ugly and witchy looking. Not hot. End of story.

haha sorry max! i guess we'll always have Go-era katie holmes!

Also, holy shit - IMDB says MLP is 43. I would kill to look that good now, nevermind 13 years from now. Damn.

Katie Holmes is a babe in any era. Except for the first season of Dawson's Creek, bad posture.

ya two things that make MLP go from hot to totally hot are that shes a total (whatever lame euphemism you want to use for hot older woman) and i will always associate her with the sale of large quantities of p0tt

whoever was saying on the cougar thread that the hottest celebrity chicks right now are all 40+ (tom maybe?) is totally otm

katie holmes is gorgeous.

she fell off hard for like 9 months but totally bounced back with a hott new haircut and stuff

Agreed. She may be a creepy robot-like scientologist but I think she's gorgeous. Tall, good hair, great syle . . . I approve.

Michelle Phiffer ftw

amen.

i have seen mary louise parker playing tennis before. she is gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous in person.

id "return" her "serve" anytime

id like to "string" her "racket"

she could "swat" my "balls"

max otm (xpost....crepe)

horseshoe :(

(otm re: mlp and being 40+ and weed)

"I’d like to fuck her on the tennis court, if you get my meaning.”