Is Sex in the City actually just Golden Girls without the withere boobs?

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the slut = Al Gore
the innocent = Michael Dukakis
the cynic = George McGovern
the sophisticated center = Adlai Stevenson

― Behold I will do a New Thing Chapel JESUS IS LORD (Matt Chesnut), Saturday, 20 August 2005 05:14 (eighteen years ago) link

the slut = Tucker Carlson
the innocent = Paul Begala
the cynic = Bob Novak
the sophisticated center = James Carville

― Behold I will do a New Thing Chapel JESUS IS LORD (Matt Chesnut), Saturday, 20 August 2005 05:23 (eighteen years ago) link

slut = bernstein
innocent = woodward
cynic = deep throat
sophisticated center = ben bradlee

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 20 August 2005 06:13 (eighteen years ago) link

the slut = Ben Franklin
the innocent = James Madison
the cynic = Alexander Hamilton
the sophisticated center = Thomas Jefferson

― Behold I will do a New Thing Chapel JESUS IS LORD (Matt Chesnut), Saturday, 20 August 2005 06:16 (eighteen years ago) link

the slut = Pat Robertson
the innocent = ???
the cynic = Jerry Falwell
the sophisticated center = Jmaes Dobson

― Behold I will do a New Thing Chapel JESUS IS LORD (Matt Chesnut), Saturday, 20 August 2005 06:17 (eighteen years ago) link

That's it, I'm referring to Dobson from now on as Jmaes (juh-MAYS).

― Behold I will do a New Thing Chapel JESUS IS LORD (Matt Chesnut), Saturday, 20 August 2005 06:24 (eighteen years ago) link

the slut = laurie
the "innocent" = red
the cynic = kitty
the sophisticated center = eric

― sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Saturday, 20 August 2005 15:28 (eighteen years ago) link

the slut = Pat Robertson
the innocent = ???
the cynic = Jerry Falwell
the sophisticated center = Jmaes Dobson

Tammy Faye?

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 20 August 2005 15:42 (eighteen years ago) link

the slut = harry
the innocent = danny
the cynic = tom fletcher
the sophisticated center = dougie

― spontine (cis), Saturday, 20 August 2005 16:26 (eighteen years ago) link

slut = Hooky
innocent = Gillian
cynic = Barney
sophisticated center = Steven

― JimD (JimD), Saturday, 20 August 2005 16:47 (eighteen years ago) link

I can't make this work for Friends, Joey is a slut AND an innocent, and there's no sophisticated centre.

― JimD (JimD), Saturday, 20 August 2005 16:51 (eighteen years ago) link

the monkey, maybe?

― spontine (cis), Saturday, 20 August 2005 16:53 (eighteen years ago) link

the slut = Vince Neil
the innocent = Tommy Lee
the cynic = Mick Mars
the sophisticated center = Nikki Sixx

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 20 August 2005 17:09 (eighteen years ago) link

the slut = Simon
the innocent = Louis
the cynic = Sharon
the sophisticated center = Kate Thornton

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 20 August 2005 17:17 (eighteen years ago) link

the slut = Kirk
the innocent = Chekov
the cynic = McCoy
the sophisticated center = Spock

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Saturday, 20 August 2005 17:18 (eighteen years ago) link

slut = Riker
innocent = Geordie
cynic = Worf
sophisticated center = Picard

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Saturday, 20 August 2005 17:21 (eighteen years ago) link

slut = Face
innocent = Murdoch
cynic = B.A.
sophisticated center = Hannibal

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Saturday, 20 August 2005 17:22 (eighteen years ago) link

slut = Bo
innocent = Daisy
cynic = Uncle Jesse
sophisticated center = Luke

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Saturday, 20 August 2005 17:23 (eighteen years ago) link

the slut = Bret Michaels
the innocent = Bobby Dall
the cynic = C.C. DeVille
the sophisticated center = Rikki Rockett

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 20 August 2005 17:27 (eighteen years ago) link

no wait, switch Rikki and CC

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 20 August 2005 17:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Dan, don't you think Data is a better innocent? Especially since he is bridge crew?

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Saturday, 20 August 2005 17:58 (eighteen years ago) link

slut: Sabin
innocent: Edgar
cynic: Strago
sophisticated center: Terra

― poortheatre (poortheatre), Saturday, 20 August 2005 18:08 (eighteen years ago) link

I forgot Data existed!

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Saturday, 20 August 2005 18:10 (eighteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

slut: Dennis Wilson
innocent: Brian Wilson
cynic: Mike Love
sophisticated center: Carl Wilson

― Kim Scarborough, Friday, 16 September 2005 17:38 (eighteen years ago) link

the slut = S.M.
the "innocent" = Mark Ibold
the cynic = Spiral Stairs
the sophisticated center = Nast

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 16 September 2005 18:57 (eighteen years ago) link

four months pass...

Dallas:

slut: J.R.
innocent: Bobby
cynic: Sue Ellen
sophisticated center: Pam

Knots Landing:

slut: Abby
innocent: Valene
cynic: Laura
sophisticated center: Karen

Farscape:

slut: Chiana
innocent: John Crichton
cynic: Rygel
sophisticated center: Aeryn Sun

Widows:

slut: Linda
innocent: Shirley
cynic: Bella
sophisticated center: Dolly

Blake's 7:

slut: Servalan
innocent: Blake
cynic: Vila
sophisticated center: Avon

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Saturday, 4 February 2006 13:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Whither boobs indeed!

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Saturday, 4 February 2006 15:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Such a beautiful thread.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 4 February 2006 15:29 (eighteen years ago) link

for some reason i'd always thought anthony started this thread

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Saturday, 4 February 2006 16:12 (eighteen years ago) link

I saw this "Sex and the City=Golden Girls" meme on the label of a bottle of vitamin water last weekend.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 08:07 (eighteen years ago) link

YES IT WAS AN OLD MARGARET CHO ROUTINE BY THE TIME THIS THREAD WAS STARTED EVEN

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 08:23 (eighteen years ago) link

hahahahaha oh snap

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 16:13 (eighteen years ago) link

the slut = Steph
the innocent = Arthur
the cynic = Rick
the sophisticated center = Joey Jeremiah

― James Ward (jamesmichaelward), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 17:35 (eighteen years ago) link

people watch margaret cho routines?

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 17:39 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...

slut: stevie nicks
innocent: john mcvie
cynic: lindsey buckingham
sophisticated center: christine mcvie

(i don't know who mick fleetwood gets to be)

― bald mommy is sure to fail (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 3 April 2006 15:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Stanford?

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Monday, 3 April 2006 15:13 (eighteen years ago) link

slut: alvin
innocent: theodore
cynic: simon
sophisticated center: dave

― A|ex P@reene (Pareene), Monday, 3 April 2006 15:55 (eighteen years ago) link

slut: robert plant
innocent: john bonham
cynic: jimmy page
sophisticated center: john paul jones

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 3 April 2006 17:32 (eighteen years ago) link

two months pass...

slut = Jerry
innocent = Kramer
cynic = George
sophisticated center = Elaine

Swap Jerry and Elaine duh.

― Werner Herzog Netflix Quine (ex machina), Friday, 23 June 2006 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

duh indeed.

also i'm too lazy to read that whole thread but i think sjp/carrie bradshaw do not even come CLOSE to the awesomeness that is dorothy/bea arthur! the other ones pretty much work though.

― tehresa, who will here remain anonymous (tehresa), Friday, 23 June 2006 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

slut: Bryce (pimps out his haxxor skillz for approval)
innocent: Max Headroom
cynic: Edison Carter
sophisticated center: Theora

I can't make a compelling argument for who's who in The Wizard of Oz but Toto is clearly the cynic. He's a shrew assessor of character and brooks no bullshit.

― slugbuggy (slugbuggy), Saturday, 24 June 2006 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

shredw.

― slugbuggy (slugbuggy), Saturday, 24 June 2006 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

innocent = webster
cynic = george popadopolous
slut = 'ma'am' (sounds like mom!)
sophisticated center = grandfather clock
-- mark p (mark......), August 19th, 2005

how dare you say that about my almost mom!

slut: Ricky
innocent: Bubbles
cynic: Mr Leahy
"sophisticated" center: Julian

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 24 June 2006 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Did you nearly get the Emannuel Lewis part, or something?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 24 June 2006 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

despite the uncanny resemblance, no.

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 25 June 2006 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link

the slut = Keller
the innocent = Beecher
the cynic = Augustus
the sophisticated center = Said

― milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 03:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Whither boobs indeed!

-- Abbadavid Berman (Hurtingchie...), February 4th, 2006.

Hahaha, when I saw this thread pop up in new answers, I initially thought to make this same joke, having no memory that I already had.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 03:54 (seventeen years ago) link

eight months pass...

http://www.gothamist.com/2007/03/19/bill_makes_appe.php

― gabbneb, Monday, 19 March 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

the slut = john mccain
the innocent = sarah palin
the cynic = joe biden
the sophisticated center = barack obama

― metametadata (n/a), Thursday, 13 November 2008 20:41 (fifteen years ago) link

two years pass...

I love this thread

― fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Thursday, 14 April 2011 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link

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