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So what does Sarsgaard make of his character's happy embrace of a sexual identity that's not nailed down? "The question is, At what point are you supposed to nail it down?" posits Sarsgaard, who's been happily coupled with indie-darling actress Maggie Gyllenhaal since 2003. "I hear people say that all the time, straight and gay. If we decide, 'Oh, you should really have [your sexuality] nailed down by your 30s,' doesn't that seem arbitrary? Isn't it all just arbitrary, then? Can't you have searched your whole life and never have figured it out? If we lived in a world where there weren't these ideas about what it means to be straight and gay, if we were all just free and open, then it seems like it would be easier. But I'm not sure that exists."

...

These straight actors are all company Sarsgaard is quite happy to keep, but he's not about to start patting himself on the back for his bravery. "Wouldn't the more interesting thing be," he asks with a knowing laugh, "for an actor who is actually gay to be allowed to play the role? I mean, great, we've come this far. We have me, Colin Farrell, Jake Gyllenhaal--all these people playing these roles. Cool. Now, can you imagine world where gay actors, out gay actors, were playing these roles in these very interesting movies? Sure, we've moved an inch ..." He trails off, leaving Kinsey's final admonition unspoken: There's a lot of work to do.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:14 (twenty years ago)

time for this then:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/colinohara/06b838cb.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/colinohara/929b206d.jpg

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:14 (twenty years ago)

"I figured if I couldn't be around my girlfriend, I would settle for her brother," said Sarsgaard, who's dating Maggie Gyllenhaal.

WTF

― Dan (Jake Sez: "PETER SAAAAAAAAAAAARSGAAAARD Y U BRAEK HAERT :~-(") Perry (Dan P, Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:15 (twenty years ago)

i saw a porno like that once

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:16 (twenty years ago)

since anthony's not here i'll just say... you can kinda see the outline of his dick in the blue shorts pic.

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:18 (twenty years ago)

(perviness displacement)

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:19 (twenty years ago)

Still not up to "i bet his pee tastes like candy" standards.

― Dan (B-) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:19 (twenty years ago)

i bet his pubic hair tastes like pad thai?

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:24 (twenty years ago)

http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/jake5.jpg

hmmm...

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:24 (twenty years ago)

bet his pubic hair tastes like pad thai?

I had egg foo yung in mind.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:29 (twenty years ago)

And those Sarsgaard quotes are beyond weird.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:32 (twenty years ago)

(xpost) No wonder Ellen went off the air.

― Dan (Titty-Twistering Guests Is A No-No) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:32 (twenty years ago)

C'mon, Dan. This thread has stimulated your man-love for the Gyllie.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:42 (twenty years ago)

"the gyllie" sounds like bizarre Welsh slang for "the vagina", so I guess you could say yes.

― Dan (We Went Back To My Flat And I Tickled Her Gyllie) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:50 (twenty years ago)

Come on, Dan, even Dustin Hoffman goes gay for Jake G.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v30/green_queen/Jake/jakedustinsusan1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v30/green_queen/Jake/jakedustinsusan2.jpg

SUCCUMB TO THE MAGNETISM OF HIS FANTASTIC ABS.

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:52 (twenty years ago)

I should've figured this thread's explosion was due to homosexual fantasies and fan-fiction being written. I mean, I didn't see it coming in the infamous Dave Matthews thread but this I should've predicted. How many more threads are going to lose to butt lust, ILX?

― Jingo, Thursday, 5 January 2006 00:07 (twenty years ago)

You never really lose with butt lust.

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Thursday, 5 January 2006 00:12 (twenty years ago)

Hey Dan, has your wife's Jake-love forced you to watch Brokeback Mountain yet?

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 5 January 2006 00:15 (twenty years ago)

Not yet! We just got around to seeing "Memoirs Of A Geisha".

― Dan (Zhang Ziyi + Gong Li + Michelle Yeoh = Eternal Hawttness) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 5 January 2006 00:39 (twenty years ago)

Memoirs of a Hey Aren't All These Japanese Women Played By Chinese Women?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 5 January 2006 00:49 (twenty years ago)

Memoirs of an Excessively Literal Mind

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 5 January 2006 00:53 (twenty years ago)

Well yes.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 5 January 2006 00:54 (twenty years ago)

Memoirs of a Joke That Doesn't Really Gain Anything from Having the Phrase "Memoirs of" Tacked on at the Beginning

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 5 January 2006 01:05 (twenty years ago)

http://rns.gamona.de/site_images/cards/incubus.jpg

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 5 January 2006 01:06 (twenty years ago)

Mostly it's just the lead women; the others are all Japanese (or Korean or Vietnamese, heh).

― Dan (Tenuous Points Hooray) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 5 January 2006 13:01 (twenty years ago)

"Crazians" is the correct terminology.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 15:47 (twenty years ago)

I just watched a Jake interview taped a couple of months ago for the gay channel; he sounds and looks as gay as Liberace.

But that's in the rider (hehehe) when you appear on it! Flame on! (Y'know I don't even know where that channel is on my Time Warner slate.)

Rob Marshall cast Chinese actresses in Geisha because the non-singers/non-dancers in Chicago worked out so well [sic].

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 January 2006 15:57 (twenty years ago)

The entire "they cast Chinese actresses!" thing is such a gigantic red herring; truth is they cast OMG SMOKIN' HAWTT actresses.

― Dan (GONG LI U R A TREET) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:01 (twenty years ago)

Can we stay on topic please?

http://teemix.aufeminin.com/imworld4/stars/fan/D20050425/1797_189277291_jrank__304_n18_H212506_L.jpg

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:07 (twenty years ago)

that is a treat!

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:08 (twenty years ago)

Can we stay on topic please?

http://www.iol.ie/~bugscave/offspring2/shuekilmer2.jpg

― Dan (Val Kilmer/Elizabeth Shue Lovechild) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:10 (twenty years ago)

truth is they cast OMG SMOKIN' HAWTT actresses.

This I will not contest.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:21 (twenty years ago)

http://www.filmmakermagazine.com/blog/DONNIE-DARKO.jpg

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:26 (twenty years ago)

You guys upped this shit to the next level overnight. Bravo!

― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:29 (twenty years ago)

So essentially Jake and Frankie Muniz with tits need to star in a movie together, with Zhang Ziyi.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:29 (twenty years ago)

No, that's the opposite of what needs to happen.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:30 (twenty years ago)

Do you want to destroy civilization or not?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:31 (twenty years ago)

That's not quite destructive enough. Still some redemption in it.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:31 (twenty years ago)

Ned, I hate you.

― Dan (Because I Would Watch This Movie For Ziyi) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:32 (twenty years ago)

oh noes! heath ledger isn't actually american!

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:32 (twenty years ago)

Ned, I hate you.

Just holding you to your word.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:33 (twenty years ago)

oh shit! nor is cary grant!

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:33 (twenty years ago)

Take it to the Heath Ledger thread!

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:33 (twenty years ago)

What is Brokeback Mountain about? It looks like some sort of emo cowboy film. I don't like that genre.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:35 (twenty years ago)

http://www.mybabymonkey.com/celebphoto/random/j_gyllenhaal024.jpg

― ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:35 (twenty years ago)

If Jake upchucked that taco within an hour of eating it, then surely, SURELY he is teh gay.

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:38 (twenty years ago)

????

(Note to self: Do not give tacos to gay friends.)

― Dan (Ew) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:42 (twenty years ago)

As soon as I find that website with the Heath-Jake man-love photos, this sight will implode.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:43 (twenty years ago)

I don't like Heathy!

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:44 (twenty years ago)

Nicole was OTM in post 2, btw.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:46 (twenty years ago)

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