Favorite unintentionally homoerotic sports imagery

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http://www.cricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/70200/70201.jpg

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

Louis what the hell.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

It's just a dude standing there, staring. I mean, unless you're losing it over the pic cos you think Eli Manning is totally hot in which case you are OTM. Otherwise this is madness.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

it's got that whole Brokeback vibe, and the hand on the shoulder just makes it for me...

sorry, ilx :-(

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

hopefully, this will atone:

http://www.cricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/70100/70170.jpg

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

xpost!!!

Ha, that's the beauty of context, I guess! You put any ordinary picture in this thread and suddenly we all get to imagine it as a scene of infinitely subtle sexual tension. (The most I can do with that one, though, is imagining it as some kind of still from Brokeback Arena.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

No, Louis, I'm talking about gear's picture that you claimed was the greatest photo ever taken of any man, woman or child.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

what on earth is homoerotic about those cricketers?

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

Does that xpost mean that America will now forever associate any scene of two men gazing seriously and silently off into the distance with Brokeback Mountain? Twenty years from now: "He's kind of a strong, silent type -- it's so totally gay."

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

no, people celebrating isn't inherently gay, even when they are the same sex. THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM.xxxpost

To be fair, Ally, the two guys picture wasn't gay either.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

No, only you and Louis, nabisco.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

Just look at Ricky Ponting (the one on the left). There is genuine love in his eyes! Can't you see?

And as for Gear's one, HE IS STARING AT THE GUY'S BUTT

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

why are you people ruining such a funny thread?

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, confusion, you meant the Gear one! Yeah, in any other context that'd be totally normal, but for the purposes of this thread it's fun and easy to pretend he's doing a quick, loving gaze at the butt in the foreground. It's a field-of-focus thing, I think.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

The cricketers one looks more like the moment right before someone gets severely beaten -- look at the guy on the right!

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

yeah someone's gonna get beaten alright

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

LOL DUDE GUYS HERE IS SOME MORE GAY LINES OF SCRIMMAGES
http://www.spiritv.de/05sport/NFL_05/35_30May04_LineOfScrimmage_3.jpg
http://www.asuwebdevil.com/images/issues/psports-fball-action-web.jpg
http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2006-08/24841411.jpg
^^^^^^^ he's totally grabbin his ass amirite??? brokeback mountain? more like BAREback mountain* LOL!

* i admit to stealing this from mr. que's lovely wife

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

That cricketers one derives its homoeroticism purely from the guy second from right, and his somewhat mid-orgasm facials.

Look, on this thread it's all down to personal interpretation. There's a few upthread that I didn't find so hot, and the issue here is to what extent one's mind can attach sexual meaning to a given scene. As Nabisco said, the Manning one wouldn't be sexual without the thread's premise, but if taken thusly it can become hilariously so (well, I lolled).

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

There's a few upthread that I didn't find so hot

what have i said ;_;

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

Haha I love how the "Bareback Mountain" joke was the one thing so obvious that even the middle-aged uncle types you'd think would make it seriously did it the ironic way. If only the same had happened to Borat.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

dude, you're the one making doo doo jokes on the nonplussed thread

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

gay football photo:
http://www.rockmount.com/images/GQ%209-05%20Tom%20Brady%20in%20Rockmount%20693-Brown.JPG

ungay, totally normal happens-every-time football photos:
all of the ones posted today!

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

this isn't homoerotic:

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jul2004/FatFootball.jpg

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

wow

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40801000/jpg/_40801139_bradygivens270.jpg
I LOVE U NEVER LEAVE ME

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

Homoerotic only to the little-known "orc-walrus" community.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

GAYLORDS ALLA THEM AMIRITE

http://www.house.gov/hastert/gallery/large/joint-session-bush-cheney.jpg

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

somewhat mid-orgasm facials.

First of all, facials only happen post-orgasm.

Second of all, virgins are not allowed to judge what is and is not an orgasm face.

guts are AWESOME xpost

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.mikeschuster.com/Patriots/SuperBowlXXXVI/TomBrady.jpg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

that's the clown's "O" face btw, for why that is homoerotic.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

Jessie, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH PR0N FFS

;-)

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

dude never make a winky face at me again.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

Ally I want you to promise me you will never ever say/write "clown O face" again

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

I think any photo with Tom Brady + a dude is homoerotic, because apparently dudes looove them some Tom Brady.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

My beautiful thread. :-(

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

Also Ally that looks like a clown version of Anthony the Pink Moose!

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2004/10/21/2002069607.jpg
(insert THERE'S BEEN A RAEP JOEK here)

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.clown-monello.de/img/monello_clown.jpg

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

fwiw I thought the ass-grabbing pic Ally posted was funny even though it was supposed to be shooting Louis down

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 5 January 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/77/172961110_cba596a341_m.jpg

it is pretty funny, I like that he is screaming in the pic.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

I just searched "gay olympics" to find non-homoerotic images from the actual Gay Olympics, and came up with a GIS compilation of basically this thread, just spread across various blogs and forums and occasionally with bras photoshopped onto the athletes.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2002/Nov-21-Thu-2002/photos/sports.jpg

― g00blar (gooblar), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

A little different from the one way upthread. Better, I think.

http://the17thman.typepad.com/my_weblog/images/sports.jpg

― g00blar (gooblar), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

there's a gay sports bar in chicago that has a running slideshow of mostly swimmers in speedos but occasionally photos like the kind on this thread running on screens all night.

― mahalo 4 ur kokua (grady), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://reds.enquirer.com/img/photos/2001/07/071801jones.jpg

― g00blar (gooblar), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

I have no idea how to read that one, apart from "OMG I must close the portal before the ultimate evil emerges from his butt."

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

well head over to the Gay Olympics sites again, maybe they can help you.

G00blar, you're 1 for 3, not bad.

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

That's over .300!

― g00blar (gooblar), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

Into the Hall of Fame.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://i3.tinypic.com/16avc4y.jpg

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 5 January 2007 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

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