Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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"is it in yet?"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:37 (twenty-three years ago)

"so do I get the job?"

― brg30 (brg30), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"There is no presence of American infidels in the city of Baghdad!"

― Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:03 (twenty-three years ago)

UH, double up, UH UH!

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:05 (twenty-three years ago)

"I'll get me coat..."

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:07 (twenty-three years ago)

"Say ho!" "You say it!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:07 (twenty-three years ago)

(i have advocated for ages that when men ejaculate they should make a farting sound. and women should make siren sounds.)

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Like emergency sirens or the mythical creatures that lured in sailors and ate them? Because I'm not having my face chomped over an orgasm.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Insert comment here.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:13 (twenty-three years ago)

"Thank God it's over!"

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:41 (twenty-three years ago)

"It's time for the percolator!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:42 (twenty-three years ago)

'Now on the ground and give me twenty, corporal'

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:42 (twenty-three years ago)

"N-now-nn-now-nooowwwwnnnnononowwww-wikkywikkywikky-nno-now we come to the payoff. (YEAH!)"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:50 (twenty-three years ago)

"Thank you sir, may I have another?"

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:54 (twenty-three years ago)

goddamn gygax it's "fuc" i tell you, "fuc"!!

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 22:05 (twenty-three years ago)

esoj, we may have different points of reference.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 22:08 (twenty-three years ago)

this bud's for you!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 22:08 (twenty-three years ago)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 22:09 (twenty-three years ago)

you got the right one, baby! uh huh!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 22:09 (twenty-three years ago)

(What about the left one?)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 22:09 (twenty-three years ago)

"sometimes when we touch the honesty's too much, and i have to close my eyes and hide"

― di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 22:10 (twenty-three years ago)

(I don't recall Ray Charles mentioning the left one. speaking of him...)

HEY HEY, WHAT'D I SAY?

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 22:11 (twenty-three years ago)

You are the sunshine of my life!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 22:15 (twenty-three years ago)

we're climaxin', we're climaxin', uhhhh...it's so relaxin'

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 22:16 (twenty-three years ago)

"Woah! I'm tripping my nutsack in a frenzy of dikplay"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 22:24 (twenty-three years ago)

"OH SNAP!"

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 22:24 (twenty-three years ago)

(if you ever heard LL Cool J's "Back Seat Of My Jeep" you know that the WAY he says "gimme a hug" is probably the funniest thing ever said right after the point of climax).

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 22:26 (twenty-three years ago)

You loved that

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 00:29 (twenty-three years ago)

"That's what I call the Roger Rabbit. And now for the Running Man."

― Carey (Carey), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 01:02 (twenty-three years ago)

keep your eyes on my dunk-a-dunk-dunk!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 01:11 (twenty-three years ago)

"my shlong sh-shlong shlong shlong"

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 01:56 (twenty-three years ago)

"And ... scene!"

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 04:08 (twenty-three years ago)

"This is better than basketball", found on a 8mm porn a cousin of mine dug out of a trash bin years ago

― Alan Conceicao, Wednesday, 9 April 2003 04:24 (twenty-three years ago)

best binscab evah!

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 04:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes, yes, YES, Mein Fuhrer!

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 04:26 (twenty-three years ago)

"all i wanna do is a zoom-zoom-zoom and a BOOM BOOM!"

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 04:36 (twenty-three years ago)

"I can boogie, boogie-woogie, all night LOOOOONNNNGGG!!!!"

By the other partner:
"That's it?!!? That's fuckin' it?!? Now, you go down and BE A FUCKIN' MAN!!!"

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 06:08 (twenty-three years ago)

(On second thought, that was probably too true to be funny...)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 06:09 (twenty-three years ago)

"Well, then, I guess that's that, huh?"

or, alternately

"SHYAW AND MONKEYS MIGHT FLY OUT OF MY BUTT!"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 06:12 (twenty-three years ago)

"And... scene."

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 13:20 (twenty-three years ago)

"Hot-cha cha cha!" *jazz hands*

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 13:20 (twenty-three years ago)

"I blame hstencil."

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 13:35 (twenty-three years ago)

'Damn! You definitely were worth that half carton of smokes, holmes'

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 14:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Freedoms taste is unquenchable"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 14:15 (twenty-three years ago)

"My little Ari Fleisher is about to spew out some 'propaganda'"

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 15:16 (twenty-three years ago)

"puchi.... puchi...... wanko!"

― Honda (Honda), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 15:27 (twenty-three years ago)

"Everybody's freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, to feel good"

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 15:30 (twenty-three years ago)

"PIKA!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 15:35 (twenty-three years ago)

"its time for the Kennebunkport surprise!!!!"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 15:36 (twenty-three years ago)

The act of performing cunnilingus with a mouth full of New England clam chowder, and simulating vomiting to startle your partner.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 15:37 (twenty-three years ago)

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