in every old movie ever

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"Now what sort of a damned fool stunt did you pull back there, you coulda got us killed!"

We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:45 (eighteen years ago) link

"But I saw them I tell you! With my own eyes... oh what's the use!"
"Bob, come back!!"

We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:49 (eighteen years ago) link

"A new friend, dear? That's nice. What's his name?"

k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:51 (eighteen years ago) link

"Wait! It's opening! There's something coming out! It's... It's... No! NO! NOOOOOOO!"

Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:52 (eighteen years ago) link

"Cover your eyes!"

k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:53 (eighteen years ago) link

"... that's 12 of your earth years"

We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:53 (eighteen years ago) link

"We were unable to save our own planet, but perhaps you will heed our warning before it is not too late."

k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:54 (eighteen years ago) link

"But one thing we don't understand, what is this thing you call... love?"

... gone a bit Star Trek there

We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:55 (eighteen years ago) link

"Yes, impressive isn't it?"

We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:56 (eighteen years ago) link

"...causing the sun to explode in a chain reaction."

k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:57 (eighteen years ago) link

"But if it can imitate us in every way, how can we ever tell it apart?"

k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:58 (eighteen years ago) link

"But I have taken up too much of your time already gentleman, perhaps now you would like to rest... *claps hand* ... Aurora! Show our guests to their quarters! If you would excuse me gentleman, I have work to do..."

... this would work in a horror movie too

We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 19:00 (eighteen years ago) link

(A hard one to follow, all I've got is)
"There must be something wrong with this meter!"

k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 19:10 (eighteen years ago) link

"Its eyes.... seemed to be drawing me towards it... couldn't pull myself away... and then you showed up, Bob... oh it was horrible Bob, horrible!"
"Now now Jane, you're safe now"

We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 19:14 (eighteen years ago) link

(I don't know why I even try but...)
"But that means we can't return to Earth unless..."

k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 19:16 (eighteen years ago) link

"My ideas were viewed as too radical at the time so I went away to develop them."

k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 19:17 (eighteen years ago) link

"This question fascinated me, consumed my every waking hour and haunted my dreams, and I vowed never to rest until I found the answer."

k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 19:20 (eighteen years ago) link

"Perhaps we've learned something valuable here Bob, for if mankind is to survive and prosper then we must surely reach out to the stars... not in anger, not in hate but together, with only good intent and with a message of hope to bring to whatever strange peoples on whatever strange worlds we may find out there - a message that says all we can live in peace under the gaze of God"

"Oh Bob, hold me"

"Now now Jane, you're safe now"

CUT! REWRITE!

We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 19:23 (eighteen years ago) link

"Gee, Alice, to see a picture like that with a girl like you"

k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 19:26 (eighteen years ago) link

"It's quiet out there now"
"Yeah, too quiet"

"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!"

k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 21:25 (eighteen years ago) link

"It's not even human!"

k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 21:58 (eighteen years ago) link

"I guess all it really wanted was to be left alone, just like any of us."

k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 21:58 (eighteen years ago) link

"Here's some brandy, it's like medicine"

detoxyDancer (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 22:03 (eighteen years ago) link

"I can't believe it! I plugged him full of lead but he just keeps coming!"

k/l (Ken L), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 01:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Why don't you run down an alley and holler Fish.

D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 02:55 (eighteen years ago) link

"I killed that fat barkeep!"

Chris L, Wednesday, 14 December 2005 04:18 (eighteen years ago) link

"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

Joe (Joe), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 04:30 (eighteen years ago) link

The President of the 48 United States commends the astronauts for their successful landing on Mars

Joe (Joe), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 04:32 (eighteen years ago) link

"It's been a long time, Johnny. Surprised to see me?"

k/l (Ken L), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 04:51 (eighteen years ago) link

"Don't tell me you've forgotten about Mexico?"

k/l (Ken L), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 04:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Forget it, how could I forget it? When she walked out on me that night in Tijuana, I felt like I had died and they had forgotten to bury me. It had taken years, but I'd just about convinced myself it had all been a bad dream, when she walked into my office, looking as if not a day had gone by.

k/l (Ken L), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 05:15 (eighteen years ago) link

In every old comedy ever: someone falls off a chair/table/bed and goes right through the floor into the apartment below, where a balding, moustachioed guy or a beautiful woman is just taking a bath. (Or preparing for one, in which case the person falling lands straight into the tub.)

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 05:24 (eighteen years ago) link

"Swell!"

PJ, Thursday, 15 December 2005 00:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Furniture topped with doilies.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 15 December 2005 01:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Orchestrations with liberal lifts of Wagner.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 15 December 2005 01:16 (eighteen years ago) link

A camera travels a dark corridor of buildings that tower over humanity. A place where fortunes are made -- and men are crushed.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 15 December 2005 01:17 (eighteen years ago) link

A widow in mourning reaches out to a ghostly fade-in of a dead family member.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 15 December 2005 01:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Raucous comedy stopped dead cold by "cultural" interlude.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 15 December 2005 01:23 (eighteen years ago) link

What crazy mixed-up scheme will I use to get money for a hot-rod/ dress for the prom?

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 15 December 2005 01:25 (eighteen years ago) link

"With this Van de Graaff generator, I SHALL RULE THE WORLD!!!"

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 15 December 2005 01:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Elvis slightly looks confused, or bored.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 15 December 2005 01:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Ergh. I mean:

Elvis looks slightly confused, or bored.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 15 December 2005 01:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Iceboxes.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 15 December 2005 01:31 (eighteen years ago) link

"Jimmy, you couldn't be that much of heel!!!"

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 15 December 2005 01:32 (eighteen years ago) link

"be gentle with me"

CUT TO FIREPLACE

stet (stet), Thursday, 15 December 2005 01:33 (eighteen years ago) link

We know he's incredibly rich because his office has a ticker-tape machine.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 15 December 2005 01:36 (eighteen years ago) link

"Rhubarb" or "peas and carrots" during crowd scenes.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 15 December 2005 01:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, those women drivers!

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 15 December 2005 01:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Male college students wear fur coats.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 15 December 2005 01:39 (eighteen years ago) link

"Hey Red"
"Listen blondie..."

kephm (kephm), Thursday, 15 December 2005 01:40 (eighteen years ago) link


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