New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

SOD OFF

I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD

dude was trying to harsh my apple software update buzz

Zing app isn't broken but my heart is

steve ballmer oils his shiny bald head and waits to rub it all over kelpolaris's body

kelley polar?

HEY I'VE GOT A BETTER SIGNAL! TAKE THAT, GOOGLE

the new apple trackpad! : hey, remember when you bought that mouse because you found those laptop fingerpads slow, dirty, and generally annoying? well, we've replaced your mice with trackpads! "this is truly magic stuff we're making here at apple mac comput0rz" - says industry genius steve jobs.

o man that is just SCATHING - im selling my apple stock right now

I don't remember when apple marketed that you were supposed to buy a mouse because laptop trackpods were annoying.

shhhhh i want to hear more biting satire

I need to learn to love the MBP trackpad, I'm tired of carrying a trackball everywhere I take the laptop.

definitely want the new appletv, since it's only $99 and does netflix which makes it cheaper than a rokku and I can use it to stream my itunes as well.

new itunes logo looks exactly like columbia logos from the 60's:

http://www.pinkfloydarchives.com/Discog/UK/LP/Piper/Piper1/labels.jpg

the new ipod nano!: in return for your trade-off of screen size, a scroll wheel, radio, and portable video device... we give you the ability to clip it onto your collar! now you can *show* people that you're listening to an ipod - that, you sir, are a trendsetter. wait, that's not all! we now give you *multi-touch*! in the rare occurence that you actually need more than one finger - albeit fit more than one finger - onto our *crisp* tiny ass screens, you will be able to listen to more animal collective: with two fingers! with two fingers! apple mac comput0rz: we r the fucher.

spellcheck: video recording device. the current one i think still plays videos. or not.

tears of laughter

a 'polarising' view

you know there's an apple hate thread, right?

yeah why are you reading this thread?

i want the attention!

you got 51 problems but a mac aint one

RIP kelpolaris -- he'll be looking over us, clutching his Dell tightly

have i been sb'd??? faaaaakkkk

yah, just now

Just seen Gruber backpedal past my window:

In particular, we are relaxing all restrictions on the development tools used to create iOS apps, as long as the resulting apps do not download any code. This should give developers the flexibility they want, while preserving the security we need.

In addition, for the first time we are publishing the App Store Review Guidelines to help developers understand how we review submitted apps. We hope it will make us more transparent and help our developers create even more successful apps for the App Store.

finally!

does anyone have an explanation for Ping? i'm just baffled

Seems to have all the commercialism of itunes plus all the utility of mobile me

http://weheartbooks.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/story-about-ping-cover.jpg

apparently Ping is better suited for iTunes ON IPHONE - shame none of the bands or friends I actually care about are on it.

ya ping looks terrible. like seems to totally misunderstand social networking stuff.

lol gruber

apple have never really got social networking (or "the web" for that matter) but the network effect of ping is going to be pretty fierce

10' Macbook, please:

Apple will be holding a media event titled “Back to the Mac” on October 20. The invitation seems to indicate that the focus of the meeting will be on/around Mac OS X 10.7 — maybe to be called “Lion”? — and the Mac.

Ten feet? That's a little large.

So I can print out my coupons:

http://imgur.com/ZaLWI.jpg

got a magic mouse for my birthday, it's a marvel, well done apple

got my apple tv today, quite nice. this is my first experience with streaming netflix, a bit pixely, probably my bandwidth which is absolutely shitty. nice to finally get around to streaming my itunes library to the stereo, a bit overwhelming, I guess I should really fix those tags. $99 well spent considering all the CDs have to be in storage now (and if I can stand it, sold)

also, it bears stating again, that there are few things as satisfying and opening and unwrapping new apple products.

stream's on

what is twitter saying?

Apple jumps on the letterpress bandwagon.

Finally we have a new low; lower than the iDVD templates keynote.
iPhoto: look I can email a photo now.

DIRECTLY FROM IPHOTO!

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/coAYrOvWlxM?fs=1&start=29&;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/coAYrOvWlxM?fs=1&start=29&;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

unlike anything I've seen a computer do before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coAYrOvWlxM&start=29

they're going to demo them all aren't they

/kills self

AUDIO LEVEL ENVELOPES!