Depends. Does said man sport a red cape and spandex? (xp)
― libcrypt, Friday, 29 August 2008 05:30 (fifteen years ago) link
that has nothing to do with a flying man looking in your window or an alien abducting you... then you might argue in favor of the extraordinary quantum physics experiment results from people like mioto.
― CaptainLorax, Friday, 29 August 2008 05:32 (fifteen years ago) link
dude you are so fuckin high all the time
― El Tomboto, Friday, 29 August 2008 05:34 (fifteen years ago) link
thats why i think these things possible. i'm also positive and optimistic
― CaptainLorax, Friday, 29 August 2008 05:34 (fifteen years ago) link
congrats on finding the weirdest trolling point ever, Cpn Lorax.
― Abbott, Friday, 29 August 2008 05:35 (fifteen years ago) link
i think CaptainLorax is talking about the conspiracy where the US government uses propaganda films like what the bleep do we know to turn us all into listless hippies with nothing better to do but stare at glasses of water all day
http://www.zeek.net/i/goat1.jpg
― Elvis Telecom, Friday, 29 August 2008 06:09 (fifteen years ago) link
That's one of the best Onion articles of all time.
I had never heard of 'chemtrails' but I just looked it up and that shit is HILARIOUS. Sets an example for all other conspiracy theories.
― adamj, Friday, 29 August 2008 07:50 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, weather control as a conspiracy theory kind of lost its steam (ha ha) a while back there. But it's nice to know that chemtrails have filled that particular void.
― Masonic Boom, Friday, 29 August 2008 08:33 (fifteen years ago) link
i think CaptainLorax is talking about the conspiracy where the US government uses propaganda films like what the bleep do we know ILX to turn us all into listless hippies with nothing better to do
― Thomas, Friday, 29 August 2008 09:01 (fifteen years ago) link
This is true. I should do me some work today. I need to be writing some subqueries today and ILX is keeping me from it!
::SHAKES FIST AT ILX LIZARDS::
― Masonic Boom, Friday, 29 August 2008 09:02 (fifteen years ago) link
Wait shit this is a good one, is it too late to add that?
― adamj, Friday, 29 August 2008 09:10 (fifteen years ago) link
I can change the size of my telescope using my mind
So that's what you call it these days.
― stevienixed, Friday, 29 August 2008 09:14 (fifteen years ago) link
I could see a man flying past your eyes and you all would argue the physics of an illusion before thinking it was possible...
omg i know, what fools!
― Granny Dainger, Friday, 29 August 2008 13:36 (fifteen years ago) link
I'll be long in the cold, cold earth afore ILX can make ME into a hippie!
― Abbott, Friday, 29 August 2008 15:18 (fifteen years ago) link
Impurity in the construct that the experimenter fails to see.
― max, Friday, 29 August 2008 15:21 (fifteen years ago) link
guyz....
http://www.mactonnies.com/lizardeyes.jpg
― latebloomer, Friday, 29 August 2008 20:23 (fifteen years ago) link
http://rayboy.org/uploads/v_l.jpg
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 29 August 2008 20:35 (fifteen years ago) link
they're remaking v!
― latebloomer, Friday, 29 August 2008 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link
i only just noticed the closing date of this poll.
people are discussing 911 and wall street conspiracy theories in my office this morning, i just want to put my head on the desk and go to sleep.
― Ste, Monday, 1 September 2008 09:07 (fifteen years ago) link
some guy keeps hassling me to read all this guy's books
STFU some guy
― DG, Monday, 1 September 2008 09:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Tuesday, 9 September 2008 23:01 (fifteen years ago) link
I thought it was pretty well accepted that Oswald was a patsy and that the US knew about Pearl Harbor ahead of time
― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 10 September 2008 22:11 (fifteen years ago) link
how is it that fire and debris from one building could knock down another made of STEEL?
― CaptainLorax, Wednesday, 10 September 2008 22:44 (fifteen years ago) link
the debris was made of KRYPTONITE
― omar little, Wednesday, 10 September 2008 22:55 (fifteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Wednesday, 10 September 2008 23:01 (fifteen years ago) link
― rushlimbaumsworld (cozwn), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 13:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh my god eight people voted for the AIDS thing?
Can we get quincie in here?
― Abbott, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 18:45 (fifteen years ago) link
whole lotta retards
― metametadata (n/a), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 18:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Most plausible =/= plausible
― Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 21:08 (fifteen years ago) link
Can we get quincie in here?"yeah???"http://timstvshowcase.com/quincy6.jpg
― akm, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 21:14 (fifteen years ago) link
who's that one mobster who claimed to confess to killing jfk on his deathbed? apparently they whacked him for cracking down on their activities even though they helped him get into office through the teamsters.
― rollerblading on the back of a cereal box in 1997 (internet person), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 21:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Barcodes are intended to control people
how the fuck does this work?
― rollerblading on the back of a cereal box in 1997 (internet person), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 21:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Barracudas are intended to control people
― CaptainLorax, Sunday, 28 September 2008 05:53 (fifteen years ago) link
"Jews control Hollywood," is a CONSPIRACY to you people? OMG HAHAHAH WTF
― Vichitravirya_XI, Sunday, 28 September 2008 09:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Get one copy of Variety, jebus
― Vichitravirya_XI, Sunday, 28 September 2008 09:28 (fifteen years ago) link
Only people that get barcode tattoos!
― Adam Bruneau, Sunday, 28 September 2008 15:05 (fifteen years ago) link
I am kind of upset the entire Atlantis mythology was not mentioned but perhaps it is there in spirit. Most New Agers/Conspiracy Theorists tend to tie it into pretty much all the other ones.
― Adam Bruneau, Sunday, 28 September 2008 15:08 (fifteen years ago) link
― Adam Bruneau, Sunday, 28 September 2008 15:09 (fifteen years ago) link
i don't get how ppl think the aids one is plausible.
― J.D., Sunday, 28 September 2008 18:49 (fifteen years ago) link
― Vichitravirya_XI, Sunday, September 28, 2008 9:27 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark
"and the worldwide financial system," jebus.
― 12HOOS2012 (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 28 September 2008 18:54 (fifteen years ago) link
fuck, I'm obsessed with lizard people now, because of this thread. Did you know Kris Kristofferson is supposed to be one??
― BigLurks, Monday, 29 September 2008 00:44 (fifteen years ago) link
The only man I've known to believe AIDS is manmade was a Mennonite!
― Abbott, Monday, 29 September 2008 00:51 (fifteen years ago) link
how do the Mennonites and the Mormons roll?
― caek, Monday, 29 September 2008 01:33 (fifteen years ago) link
i bet someone here knows.. i am looking for the Wikipedia article about a man who hi-jacked a plane, got the money and then took off and jumped. he disappeared forever.
― Ludo, Monday, 29 September 2008 07:28 (fifteen years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D._B._Cooper
― en i see kay, Monday, 29 September 2008 07:32 (fifteen years ago) link
thanks! :)
― Ludo, Monday, 29 September 2008 09:28 (fifteen years ago) link
On February 10, 1980, Brian Ingram, then eight years old, was with his family on a picnic when he found $5,880 in decaying bills (a total of 294 $20 bills),
(...)
it was proven that the money found by Ingram was part of the ransom given to Cooper(...)
Ingram was eventually allowed to keep $2,860 of this money. On June 13, 2008, in accordance with Ingram's wishes, the Heritage Auction Galleries' Americana Memorabilia Grand Format Auction in Dallas, Texas sold fifteen of the bills to various buyers for a total of more than $37,000.[38]
― Mark G, Monday, 29 September 2008 10:15 (fifteen years ago) link
HAARP project scientist busted for fraud - pleas out with the Feds http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2013/05/haarp-fraud/
― Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 11 May 2013 22:45 (eleven years ago) link
DoD shuts down HAARPhttp://www.ktoo.org/2014/04/14/haarp-research-facility-shut/
― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 16 April 2014 04:51 (ten years ago) link
Shutting it down is obviously the perfect cover.
I feel like HAARP has taken the place of scientific Climate Change theories. Like for many libertarian types, they can just point to crazy weather and say it proves HAARP did it rather than Al Gore.
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 05:46 (ten years ago) link