"Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

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sometimes I think the greatest act of 'terrorism' available to humanity would be to bomb the Facebook servers

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 15:06 (fifteen years ago)

greatest act of terrorism, greatest gift to humanity

Mordy, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 15:07 (fifteen years ago)

tyler durden watch out

k¸ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 15:08 (fifteen years ago)

it would of course be an action by definition the opposite of terrorism

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 15:09 (fifteen years ago)

if facebook did not exist it would be necessary to create a fan page for it

whyte mayne (corey), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 15:09 (fifteen years ago)

Apparently so - maybe you have re-request everyone when you reactivate.

Strange--the person I'm talking about always has his friends list intact when he reopens his account.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 15:10 (fifteen years ago)

Can you Like Facebook on Facebook? Bit like putting 'Google' into Google.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 15:10 (fifteen years ago)

xpost - guess he must've actually defriended everyone for some strange reason then. He did the same thing to a few other people as well.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 15:12 (fifteen years ago)

There is a Facebook fan page on Facebook, I'm a member.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 15:17 (fifteen years ago)

I have 75 limbo dancers in my friend request queue and don't add anyone I'm ambivalent about.

maintenant avec plus de fromage (suzy), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 15:18 (fifteen years ago)

so do you keep your enemies closer then

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 15:22 (fifteen years ago)

Not on Facebook.

maintenant avec plus de fromage (suzy), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 15:47 (fifteen years ago)

literally limbo dancers? like their pictures are all them going under the stick?

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 17:55 (fifteen years ago)

Can you Like Facebook on Facebook? Bit like putting 'Google' into Google.

― rhythm fixated member (chap), Tuesday, September 7, 2010 11:10 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

17,812,251 People Like This

ground zero μ-Ziq (kkvgz), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

Facebook is like Skynet. It is beyond destroying by this point.

krakow, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 20:03 (fifteen years ago)

like

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 20:04 (fifteen years ago)

^^^profound, multi-layered post

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 20:04 (fifteen years ago)

Thanks! I did think it rather fine myself, but I hate to blow my own trumpet.

krakow, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 20:35 (fifteen years ago)

I get nervous when I see a friend is going to make "roster cuts" on Facebook. makes me wonder if I've done enough to make their friendship team.

Cunga, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:59 (fifteen years ago)

Blocking is the way to go. No half measures.

krakow, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:02 (fifteen years ago)

Is it still keeping up with your friends if you systematically ignore everything they do? I don't block people but I find myself constantly clicking that X to hide Farmville/Frontierville/Mob Wars/iLike/Daily Horoscope/Which Irritating Facebook Application Are You?

pissky in the jar (onimo), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 07:53 (fifteen years ago)

isn't there an actual hide button for those apps that let you never see them again? or is that what you're talking about?

sunny successor, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 14:30 (fifteen years ago)

That "x" button will hide an entire application. That way you only ever have to see Farmville one time, x it and rid yourself of it forever. Until the next annoying application comes about...

i am giving you the caesar salad of compliments (Nijoli), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 14:52 (fifteen years ago)

I was trying to find ways to hide certain people, but I couldn't, so I just culled them instead

always be cozen (dayo), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 14:54 (fifteen years ago)

how do you un-hide someone from yr news feed?

former moderator, please give generously (DG), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 15:02 (fifteen years ago)

Maybe try liking something by them?

rhythm fixated member (chap), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 15:06 (fifteen years ago)

b-b-but i don't like anything

former moderator, please give generously (DG), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 15:09 (fifteen years ago)

ironic

k¸ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 15:12 (fifteen years ago)

isn't there an actual hide button for those apps that let you never see them again? or is that what you're talking about?

Yes that's what I meant. There seems to be a new annoying thing that needs hiding every other day.

pissky in the jar (onimo), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 15:13 (fifteen years ago)

stfu alanis xp

former moderator, please give generously (DG), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 15:13 (fifteen years ago)

songs wouldn't be so angsty if you were a little nicer tbh

k¸ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 15:16 (fifteen years ago)

anyway i've done it myself, no thanks to your mid-90s alt-rock stylings

former moderator, please give generously (DG), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 15:21 (fifteen years ago)

i inspired millions fyi. and am still ws material in 2010.

k¸ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 15:27 (fifteen years ago)

shame about that thing you said about chinese people the other day tho

former moderator, please give generously (DG), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 15:29 (fifteen years ago)

that was a misunderstanding about acceptable usages of the southern USA dialect. i got nothin to hide.

k¸ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 15:32 (fifteen years ago)

how do you un-hide someone from yr news feed?

― former moderator, please give generously (DG), Wednesday, September 8, 2010 11:02 AM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

On the main feed page scroll all the way down to the bottom. Under the feed there is a link that says "edit options". If you click there a box comes up and you can type in friends names and hide or unhide them from the feed.

o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 16:01 (fifteen years ago)

thanks, i got there in the end. didn't approve of facebook 'helpfully' extending the feed off the page as i tried to click the button tho

former moderator, please give generously (DG), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 17:12 (fifteen years ago)

People You May Know
http://cdn.7static.com/static/img/sleeveart/00/005/968/0000596806_50.jpgJohn Lydon

Add as friend.

Ha.

I tried it: Apparently you have to know him 'personally'

Mark G, Friday, 10 September 2010 11:10 (fifteen years ago)

LOLLLLLLL, the other day Julian Cope appeared in my version of that feed.

maintenant avec plus de fromage (suzy), Friday, 10 September 2010 13:55 (fifteen years ago)

i got damien hirst

former moderator, please give generously (DG), Friday, 10 September 2010 13:57 (fifteen years ago)

al pacino and cat breillat

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Friday, 10 September 2010 14:10 (fifteen years ago)

http://coolmaterial.com/roundup/if-god-were-on-facebook/

funny

rent, Saturday, 18 September 2010 12:51 (fifteen years ago)

I just had a friend request from what looks suspiciously like some kind of elaborate spambot profile, complete with the same university & graduation year as me and a smattering of similar interests, but there's something decidely dubious about it.

krakow, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:01 (fifteen years ago)

facebook down for anyone else?

Zeno, Thursday, 23 September 2010 19:57 (fifteen years ago)

Service Unavailable - DNS failure!

Aqua Buddha (herb albert), Thursday, 23 September 2010 19:58 (fifteen years ago)

This is it guys! The end of the world is upon us!

krakow, Thursday, 23 September 2010 19:59 (fifteen years ago)

yeah

unusual!

'we don't crash' - mark zuckybro in this one film i saw

no one was protesting when this happened to (history mayne), Thursday, 23 September 2010 20:00 (fifteen years ago)

hipster runoff is also down

COINCIDENCE?

no one was protesting when this happened to (history mayne), Thursday, 23 September 2010 20:00 (fifteen years ago)

viral campaign for the social network movie.

"Want yr Facebook? SEE IT IN THEATERS FRIDAY"

Cunga, Thursday, 23 September 2010 20:03 (fifteen years ago)

and this same day zuckerberg gave away $100million. coincidence??

sonderangerbot, Thursday, 23 September 2010 20:04 (fifteen years ago)


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