New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

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social ~~networking~~ marketing

― mh, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 00:47 (fifteen years ago)

can't imagine wanting to opt in to another social networking service unless there's a super compelling reason to do so at this point tbh

― markers, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 01:04 (fifteen years ago)

it's like one button click if you have an itunes account, I'll give it a minute

― sonny burnett, your friend and ours (mh), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 01:05 (fifteen years ago)

man i love the magic trackpad so much i bought another one for work :/

― cutty, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 17:53 (fifteen years ago)

o rllly

― snrub-n-tug (s1ocki), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 17:54 (fifteen years ago)

OMG iOS 4.1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― former moderator, please give generously (DG), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 17:55 (fifteen years ago)

i'll stick to last.fm, thanks.

― lieutenant jimmy john (kelpolaris), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 17:56 (fifteen years ago)

I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT HAVING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING NEW AVAILABLE FOR MY iPHONE 3G, THANKS STEVE

― former moderator, please give generously (DG), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 17:59 (fifteen years ago)

the new iphone! : what blackberries have been for 89003988923 years now.

― lieutenant jimmy john (kelpolaris), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

THANKS FOR NOT CONSTANTLY GIVING ME FREE NEW THINGS STEVE

― snrub-n-tug (s1ocki), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

the new ipad! : what tablet pc's have been for 9803289 years now.

― lieutenant jimmy john (kelpolaris), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

really guys?

― snrub-n-tug (s1ocki), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 18:01 (fifteen years ago)

ITS A REVOLUTION, THANK YOU STEVE JOBS

― lieutenant jimmy john (kelpolaris), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 18:01 (fifteen years ago)

MIND YOU YEAH PING YOU'VE GOT A POINT S1OCKI

― former moderator, please give generously (DG), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 18:01 (fifteen years ago)

the new apple mac comput0r! : you spend 3,000 dollars to have us organize your cables for you!

― lieutenant jimmy john (kelpolaris), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 18:02 (fifteen years ago)

thats it EXACTLY

― snrub-n-tug (s1ocki), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 18:03 (fifteen years ago)

I got a magic trackpad and it is pretty damn magical. Have to train my hand not to be all mousecrab shaped after so many years but otherwise - super sweet.

― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 18:03 (fifteen years ago)

DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK THIS JIMMY JOHN GIMP IS TO BE FAIR

iPHONE UPDATE GOING WELL SLOW, CAN HARDLY CONTAIN MYSELF

― former moderator, please give generously (DG), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 18:05 (fifteen years ago)

i'm...me? im also the obligatory apple troll, i leave at your command.

― lieutenant jimmy john (kelpolaris), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 18:08 (fifteen years ago)

COMMAND-Q I THINK YOU'LL FIND

― former moderator, please give generously (DG), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 18:10 (fifteen years ago)

nope nope don't have that button on my billgates4eva-machine. sorry.

― lieutenant jimmy john (kelpolaris), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 18:11 (fifteen years ago)

SOD OFF

― former moderator, please give generously (DG), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 18:13 (fifteen years ago)

I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD

― max, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 18:17 (fifteen years ago)

dude was trying to harsh my apple software update buzz

― former moderator, please give generously (DG), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 18:18 (fifteen years ago)

Zing app isn't broken but my heart is

― former moderator, please give generously (DG), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 18:25 (fifteen years ago)

steve ballmer oils his shiny bald head and waits to rub it all over kelpolaris's body

― mh, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 18:33 (fifteen years ago)

kelley polar?

― snrub-n-tug (s1ocki), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 18:46 (fifteen years ago)

HEY I'VE GOT A BETTER SIGNAL! TAKE THAT, GOOGLE

― former moderator, please give generously (DG), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 18:54 (fifteen years ago)

the new apple trackpad! : hey, remember when you bought that mouse because you found those laptop fingerpads slow, dirty, and generally annoying? well, we've replaced your mice with trackpads! "this is truly magic stuff we're making here at apple mac comput0rz" - says industry genius steve jobs.

― lieutenant jimmy john (kelpolaris), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:54 (fifteen years ago)

o man that is just SCATHING - im selling my apple stock right now

― snrub-n-tug (s1ocki), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:55 (fifteen years ago)

I don't remember when apple marketed that you were supposed to buy a mouse because laptop trackpods were annoying.

― dan selzer, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:57 (fifteen years ago)

shhhhh i want to hear more biting satire

― max, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:01 (fifteen years ago)

I need to learn to love the MBP trackpad, I'm tired of carrying a trackball everywhere I take the laptop.

― a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:04 (fifteen years ago)

definitely want the new appletv, since it's only $99 and does netflix which makes it cheaper than a rokku and I can use it to stream my itunes as well.

― akm, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:08 (fifteen years ago)

new itunes logo looks exactly like columbia logos from the 60's:

http://www.pinkfloydarchives.com/Discog/UK/LP/Piper/Piper1/labels.jpg

― akm, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:14 (fifteen years ago)

the new ipod nano!: in return for your trade-off of screen size, a scroll wheel, radio, and portable video device... we give you the ability to clip it onto your collar! now you can *show* people that you're listening to an ipod - that, you sir, are a trendsetter. wait, that's not all! we now give you *multi-touch*! in the rare occurence that you actually need more than one finger - albeit fit more than one finger - onto our *crisp* tiny ass screens, you will be able to listen to more animal collective: with two fingers! with two fingers! apple mac comput0rz: we r the fucher.

― lieutenant jimmy john (kelpolaris), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:24 (fifteen years ago)

spellcheck: video recording device. the current one i think still plays videos. or not.

― lieutenant jimmy john (kelpolaris), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:28 (fifteen years ago)

tears of laughter

― max, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:28 (fifteen years ago)

a 'polarising' view

― always be cozen (dayo), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 23:32 (fifteen years ago)

you know there's an apple hate thread, right?

― dan selzer, Thursday, 9 September 2010 00:29 (fifteen years ago)

yeah why are you reading this thread?

― cutty, Thursday, 9 September 2010 01:05 (fifteen years ago)

i want the attention!

― lieutenant jimmy john (kelpolaris), Thursday, 9 September 2010 01:08 (fifteen years ago)

you got 51 problems but a mac aint one

― always be cozen (dayo), Thursday, 9 September 2010 01:12 (fifteen years ago)

RIP kelpolaris -- he'll be looking over us, clutching his Dell tightly

― markers, Thursday, 9 September 2010 01:14 (fifteen years ago)

have i been sb'd??? faaaaakkkk

― lieutenant jimmy john (kelpolaris), Thursday, 9 September 2010 02:17 (fifteen years ago)

yah, just now

― jeff, Thursday, 9 September 2010 02:26 (fifteen years ago)

Just seen Gruber backpedal past my window:

In particular, we are relaxing all restrictions on the development tools used to create iOS apps, as long as the resulting apps do not download any code. This should give developers the flexibility they want, while preserving the security we need.

http://www.apple.com/pr/library/2010/09/09statement.html

― James Mitchell, Thursday, 9 September 2010 13:54 (fifteen years ago)

In addition, for the first time we are publishing the App Store Review Guidelines to help developers understand how we review submitted apps. We hope it will make us more transparent and help our developers create even more successful apps for the App Store.

finally!

― snrub-n-tug (s1ocki), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:23 (fifteen years ago)

does anyone have an explanation for Ping? i'm just baffled

― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:26 (fifteen years ago)

Seems to have all the commercialism of itunes plus all the utility of mobile me

― mh, Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:27 (fifteen years ago)

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