2008 Primaries Thread 2: THE QUICKENING

that my friends is evidence enough

trade that ho in for a newer model right?

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20080220/capt.22cdb42a94e0451f902667b477a792c8.obama_2008_txrb106.jpg?x=285&y=345&sig=Opj1MTTvaxfJ_Kmh.izHYw--
HAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40967000/jpg/_40967138_breaking_news_203.jpg

he like em blonde and flinty don't he

uh xp

well he already did it once before when his old model broke down

xposts

Then again, even eight years ago McCain was pretty old. At that age, he probably just likes the female company rather than actually doing anything about it (if he still can).

4xpost: "Wipe your nose for us like you did in Texas!"

you don't need an erection to eat a lobbyist out

^^^sound advice

*blork*

bathtubs in the middle of a field people

you don't need an erection to eat a lobbyist out

T-shirt slogan of the year.

the nyt is tiptoeing around the sex stuff which is lolzy but kind of beside the point. here's the AP on what's really the problem here

The published reports said McCain and Iseman each denied having a romantic relationship. Neither story asserted that there was a romantic relationship and offered no evidence that there was, reporting only that aides worried about the appearance of McCain having close ties to a lobbyist with business before the Senate Commerce Committee on which McCain served.

The stories also allege that McCain wrote letters and pushed legislation involving television station ownership that would have benefited Iseman's clients.

In late 1999, McCain twice wrote letters to the Federal Communications Commission on behalf of Florida-based Paxson Communications _ which had paid Iseman as its lobbyist _ urging quick consideration of a proposal to buy a television station license in Pittsburgh. At the time, Paxson's chief executive, Lowell W. "Bud" Paxson, also was a major contributor to McCain's 2000 presidential campaign.

McCain did not urge the FCC commissioners to approve the proposal, but he asked for speedy consideration of the deal, which was pending from two years earlier. In an unusual response, then-FCC Chairman William Kennard complained that McCain's request "comes at a sensitive time in the deliberative process" and "could have procedural and substantive impacts on the commission's deliberations and, thus, on the due process rights of the parties."

McCain wrote the letters after he received more than $20,000 in contributions from Paxson executives and lobbyists. Paxson also lent McCain his company's jet at least four times during 1999 for campaign travel.

"Riding on the airplane was an accepted practice," McCain said Thursday, adding that he supported a change in rules since then. As for the letters, he said: "I said I'm not telling you how to make a decision; I'm just telling you that you should move forward and make a decision on this issue. I believe that was appropriate."

xp o jesus christ elmo

"you don't need an erection to eat a lobbyist out, but it helps!"

Cui boner

The published reports said McCain and Iseman each denied having a romantic relationship. They did admit to fucking though.

The thought of McCain going down on anyone is just...

More than $2 million of the red ink is owed to chief consultant and adviser, Mark Penn.

Talk about a poor investment.

"Rubbin on her clit / with my face cyst"

http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/mlasalle/2007/07/02/mccain.jpg

Mark Pwnn

thread summary: you don't need an erection

...to have a good time.

I wonder if he has false teeth? That would be all kinds of gross...

speak for yourself, chief

xpost

arghhhh

you don't need teeth to drink lobbyist pee

too far

THX ELMO

for my new default masturbation fantasy

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/650000/images/_653304_lightsaber300.jpg

maybe he lovingly clutched her breasts in his hands and addressed them sincerely as "my friends"

http://i.l.cnn.net/cnn/2008/POLITICS/02/21/mccain/t1home.mccain.thurs.07.ap.jpg

why would I cheat on my plastic wife?

"Every man needs three women," McCain said in response to allegations that he'd cheated on his wife with a lobbyist, Vicki Iseman. "His wife comes first, of course," he said, before joking, "Unless I'm having an off night," presumably a reference to erectile problems.

McCain went on, saying, "The second woman's his mistress. And the third woman's his ho. That's where Vicki came in.

"So no -- the relationship wasn't romantic. But you do have to throw your ho a bone or two. That's what the Paxson stuff was about."

McCain then gave this reporter a high-five.

Meanwhile, Israeli newspaper prints racist Obama cartoon

http://www.philipweiss.org/mondoweiss/2008/02/israeli-newspap.html

you don't need an erection to have a good time.

new Prince single in 2020

"U Don't Need an Erection (To Have a Good Time)"

meta question: is il* getting nastier?

I know I already posted this pic, but

http://www.blueindiana.net/upload/mccainwow.jpg

http://www.notes.co.il/karny/user/obama_caricature.jpg
http://www.notes.co.il/karny/user/maariv_obama_fear.jpg

lol nice one guise

that would be awesome if obama painted the whitehouse black tho

Like I always say what's good for the gaze
Is always good for the camera
oh Vicki, oh, oh

Oh, baby -- love me right
Let me love you till I get it right, hmm
Can't you let the others be
'Cause with you is where I got to be

Oh, sugar -- where you been?
Hangin' out with your lobbyist friends
Listen, somebody's going to hurt you
The way you love, to keep hurting me, we say

Oh, oh Vicki -- let me love you till the morning comes
Oh, oh Vicki -- you know I want to be the only one

Oh baby, understand -- that I want to be the only man

But it seems you're screaming too hard
Now think yourself to have an only friend
Oh baby, it's plain to see
That my gummy mouth can fill your needs

I think you just threw up on me
Honey, baby, that's how this town can be

And we say
(repeat first verse)

Oh baby, it's 1-2-3
I love you baby honestly, hmm, I want to
Di a di da li a di a di da li

Oh, oh Vicki...
(repeat 2, 3, 4, 1)

Oh baby, it's plain to see
That my gummy mouth can fill your needs

ddamn

maariv is barely a newspaper

actually that might be unfair - I really just know that it's a tabloid. I don't know how bad it usually is.

What does that Klingon text say on the front page?

(er, sorry)

I couldn't really tell you, but if you want to know what the word "Obama" looks like in Hebrew, it's right above his head.

i love how primary results are front page news everywhere - the whole world is following along w/us!