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Quit raining on my parade.

― n/a, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

A simian crease is often a normal finding, occurring in about 3% of the population. It may also be associated with:

Down syndrome
Aarskog syndrome
Cohen syndrome
Fetal alcohol syndrome
Trisomy 13
Rubella syndrome
Turner syndrome
Klinefelter syndrome
Pseudohypoparathyroidism
Gonadal dysgenesis
Cri du chat syndrome

WAHT

I swear I am not making that up

― Jordan, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

There was a phantom shower-shitter who terrorized a bunch of my and Matt's friends' residence hall in college.

― dan m, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

WOAH

― n/a, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

to Jordan

― n/a, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry I called you fatfingers, Jesse.

Also, sorry I missed the opportunity to say "Quit peeing on my parade," which is funnier.

― n/a, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

You should see if any of your fam has monkey hands.

― KitCat, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

(to Jordan)

― KitCat, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

Nick you need to start rating movies with your weird thumb.

"I give Grindhouse two hitchhiker's thumbs up."

http://www.ncrtec.org/tl/camp/gene/thumb1.jpg http://www.ncrtec.org/tl/camp/gene/thumb1.jpg

― dan m, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

Wow!! (re. Cohen Syndrome)

― Jesse, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.brainclaw.com/common/images/monkeyspaw.jpg

― Jordan, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

Klinefelter syndrome

Ha ha!

― Jesse, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

What if I have delayed onset Cohen syndrome? :( :( :(

― Jordan, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

Oh I thought I posted this already:

General Discussion
Cohen syndrome is an extremely variable genetic disorder characterized by diminished muscle tone (hypotonia), abnormalities of the head, face, hands and feet and mental retardation. Affected individuals usually have heads that are smaller than average and a short upper lip through which the incisors are exposed. In many, but not all cases, obesity is present, especially around the torso and is associated with slender arms and legs. A lowered level of white blood cells (neutropenia) is present from birth in some affected individuals.

― Jordan, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

I promised my fam that N & I would go to this cousin's wedding, same month as ours. They are all coming to ours.

Anywho, I just checked tickets and it's going to be like $400pp for this quick weekend. :-(

― KitCat, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

They are all driving to ours. I guess we could do that, but boy would that suck. (13 hours each way I think?)

― KitCat, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

Ugh.

― KitCat, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

Ugh, allergy time again? I go through this at work every single spring. My boss gets all excited about the weather and opens up our suite's door to the outside (we're on the first floor) and my allergies go nuts. I ask him if we can keep it closed because its bothering my allergies. It gets closed until I leave for lunch, then opened again. This seriously sucks. Where can I buy those surgical masks?

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

Train takes 21 hours and costs just as much.

Yuck, Jon. I'm so thankful I don't have allergies. So are my kitties.

― KitCat, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

Try bidding?

― Jesse, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

Explicame.

― KitCat, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

Priceline.com name your own price. Or...that other one.

― Jesse, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

Explicame, saw, conquered.

― Jesse, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

I have hitchhiker thumbs. I tried to point this out the other day, but everyone was so horrified by Nick's thumbs that I wasn't able to command any attention.

― jaymc, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

I went to the libary today. Here's how that went:

Is There No Place On Earth For Me a journalist spends, like, forever with a schizophrenic woman. David Sedaris recommends, "Depressing," he says. Should be right up my alley.

Man With the Golden Arm

Areas of My Expertise. John Hodgman's book.

Couldn't find Look At My Striped Shirt.

I took out another book, but I'm kinid of shy to admitting what it is....ellendegeneressadfkjfasd;fjei

― Jesse, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

I want to read I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, too.

― Jesse, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

I HAS A SLURPEE.

― Jenny, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

― Jenny, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

I have hitchhiker thumbs. I tried to point this out the other day, but everyone was so horrified by Nick's thumbs that I wasn't able to command any attention.

LOL

― Jenny, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

A NATION TURNS ITS HEAD AND GAGS

― Jesse, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

Now I have transferred my annoyance with coworker to one of my sisters. Work day, please end. Pretty please?

― KitCat, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

I complained to her about the expense of the trip and she was saying, "They are doing the same for you!" basically.

I KNOW! BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE IT FUN FOR ME TO SPEND SO MUCH MONEY!

― KitCat, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

You need a Slurpee.

― Jenny, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

Totally.

― KitCat, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

Hey, where can I get one on the way home? (on Division between Halsted and Hoyne)

― KitCat, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

Bah, really, if you can't afford to go to the wedding, you shouldn't have to go. It's not like you're forcing them to attend yours. I mean, jesus.

― Jenny, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

I know they have them at White Hen, but it's outta the way a bit.

― KitCat, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

I recommend the Coke/Cherry flavor layer mix. Old skool!

Is there a 7-11?

― Jenny, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

i'm sneaking out at 4:30 today, since I came in an hour early, and fuck 'em. I have hungry kitties at home.

― kenan, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

Obviously I've now turned my obsession towards the Slurpee. :-D

Jenny, I promised a long time ago I'd go to theirs too. But also I was SO annoyed when they announced the date so soon to mine. Get your own wedding month, dudes! JUNE IS MINE! MINE!

― KitCat, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

Anywho, I don't think there is a 7-11 on that stretch.

― KitCat, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

I'm gonna go find some chocolate.

― KitCat, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, check this. Last night Nick and I went to Sweet Mandy Bs for dessert.
I got two cupcakes.

― KitCat, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

there's a 7-11 on milwaukee and wood or wolcott. that's kind of on your way home but not really.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

JENNY WATCH OUT FOR BRAIN FREEZES

― dan m, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

TOO LATE OMG

― Jenny, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

THEIR ONSET CAN COME W/O WARNING!!!!

― dan m, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

― dan m, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

I got the brain freeze on the way out the door of the 7-11 because I was too happy to have a Slurpee to show any sort of restraint.

― Jenny, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

Oh yeah. Thanks, Kev.

― KitCat, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

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