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― max skim (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 00:24 (thirteen years ago) link
U guys are being trolled so hard.
― YOUNG POLLY GERNO'S (Trayce), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 00:26 (thirteen years ago) link
borrrrrrrrrrrring!
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 02:56 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMTPQVOWCiU
― dayo, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 02:57 (thirteen years ago) link
amended
http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/thumbsdown.jpg
― dayo, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 03:06 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t188/TD-soldier/Henri-Chapelle270620084.jpg
― Max Armstrong (buzza), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 03:11 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY
― markers, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 03:17 (thirteen years ago) link
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, September 1, 2010 2:56 AM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark
you know what's truly boring? trying to adhere to someone else's belief system and not think for yourself. not only is it boring, it is soul crushing.
i am who i am, take me or leave me. i am starting fresh and i haven't felt this good since i was younger.
― let's start fresh (banaka), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 03:45 (thirteen years ago) link
i haven't felt this good since i was younger
this is generally how it works iirc
― a dystopian society awaits if we continue on this path. (contenderizer), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 03:52 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm Doug, and I may not be the brightest tool in the shed, but I had sex with my girlfriend for 2 hours once.
― Z S, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 03:56 (thirteen years ago) link
awesome! i'm happy for you, doug.
― let's start fresh (banaka), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 03:58 (thirteen years ago) link
you practice tantric sex?
― let's start fresh (banaka), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 04:00 (thirteen years ago) link
Hey banaka, if I want to hear foul language I'll go home, I'll turn on Marky Mark and The Funny Bunch.
― Z S, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 04:03 (thirteen years ago) link
oh man, marky mark! "good vibrations" was a good song! don't care what anybody says.
― let's start fresh (banaka), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 04:07 (thirteen years ago) link
http://banaka.net/
― markers, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 04:08 (thirteen years ago) link
banaka, r u affiliated with them?
about as much as the "Leslie C Banaka" from the gravestone, i.e. not at at all.
― let's start fresh (banaka), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 04:12 (thirteen years ago) link
so how IS the handbag business coming along?
― Danny DeGlover (latebloomer), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 04:15 (thirteen years ago) link
*sigh*
― let's start fresh (banaka), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 04:37 (thirteen years ago) link
Starting right out making yourself the subject is poor form, cults, muggings, breakdowns and weird job interviews notwithstanding. What else you got to offer?
― Aimless, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 04:44 (thirteen years ago) link
i only have myself to offer.
― let's start fresh (banaka), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 04:52 (thirteen years ago) link
Allow me to revolve around you a while to get into the proper mood.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 04:53 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm not here to judge. do what thou wilt.
― let's start fresh (banaka), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 04:56 (thirteen years ago) link
Is this a test?
― onimo, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 07:41 (thirteen years ago) link
So, you like Marky Mark, what other music do you like?
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 11:22 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― markers, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 16:19 (thirteen years ago) link
all kinds.
― let's start fresh (banaka), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 17:46 (thirteen years ago) link
Attention ILX:
The mouthpiece called banaka has been retired. The unit was compromised by prior defects which were appallingly ignored by our candidate selection process. We have since eliminated this unit and replaced it with a better one. We have also improved our recruiting protocols, and eliminated the units involved in allowing this mistake.
We will be utilizing the unit's former screen name for reasons of "brand-name" recognition. However, rest assured that this new mouthpiece is 99.9876% improved over the former unit. We will adhere to our stated goals and not stray from the hardline.
― banaka, Friday, 17 September 2010 08:29 (thirteen years ago) link
tell us a joke
― sleepingbag, Friday, 17 September 2010 08:32 (thirteen years ago) link
"free will"
― banaka, Friday, 17 September 2010 08:33 (thirteen years ago) link
it was so nice to have banaka back, i welcomed them
― The Reverend, Friday, 17 September 2010 09:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Troll with an amusing schtick drops schtick, realises that they are actually kinda boring and nondescript without it, picks up schtick again. Hilarity results.
― Karen D. Tregaskin, Friday, 17 September 2010 09:09 (thirteen years ago) link
Hilarity will not be the result when we obtain power.
― banaka, Friday, 17 September 2010 09:17 (thirteen years ago) link
― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Friday, 17 September 2010 09:40 (thirteen years ago) link
banaka you're aware that your narrative reads as follows:
a. dude in crisis is recruited by a cult-like org & told to disseminate propaganda via the internetb. dude registers to ilx, follows ordersc. dude has crisis, renounces schtickd. cult-like org obtains dude's login & password - this is after he's lost interest in cult-like org -- and begins posting under dude's screenname, sounding remarkably like dude sounded when he was doing his "job"
it's an ok story I just want to keep you straight on it
― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 17 September 2010 09:45 (thirteen years ago) link
^booming post
― The Reverend, Friday, 17 September 2010 09:47 (thirteen years ago) link
That sequence of events is correct.
― banaka, Friday, 17 September 2010 09:53 (thirteen years ago) link
do u support the banning of noted poster kelpolaris?
― Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Friday, 17 September 2010 09:55 (thirteen years ago) link
tbh banaka's a more creative sock than usual and should be supported fully in developing the next great christopher nolan script using ilx as sounding board
― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Friday, 17 September 2010 09:57 (thirteen years ago) link
x-post
The elimination of those whose contributions are no longer useful is a matter of policy for us, but we are not familiar enough with this kelpolaris to make any judgment. However, if they are promoting an agenda that is not in accord with ours, they should of course be swiftly banned and hunted down.
― banaka, Friday, 17 September 2010 10:00 (thirteen years ago) link
"Hey man, it's Dave from that cult you were trying to be with last week -- hope you're doing well. Listen, we were hoping to build on that message board thing you were doing. Could we get your login & pass?""What? Oh yeah, sure thing. It's ban✧✧✧@easyn✧✧✧.c✧✧ and the pass is 'w1lbur'sallr1ght' with ones for the i's.""Ha, ok, what--""Charlotte's Web thing, my favorite book when I was a kid,""Oh cool! Well listen, if you ever want to get back into things, I just wanted you to know there's always a place for you in our cult.""I appreciate that Dave. I'm more into reiki right now though. Clearing some major blockages.""Fair enough! Talk to you soon.""Later days, Banaka."
― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 17 September 2010 10:10 (thirteen years ago) link
The replacement of the former unit was not amicable as depicted in your post.
― banaka, Friday, 17 September 2010 10:13 (thirteen years ago) link
oh ok well then umm how about
banakacentral: hey asshole if u arent gonna play give us yr login & pwcavaticafan: u gotta stop buggin me dude I srsly dont care abt yr dealbanakacentral: quit bein a dick and give me the login i got some political shit 2 get off my chestcavaticafan: i dont have 2 do shitbanakacentral: well i will post yr pic to wdyll like then under some other logincavaticafan: no! you fuckin dickbanakacentral: we play 4 keeps here at banakacavaticafan: ban✧✧✧@easyn✧✧✧.c✧✧ and the pass is allorganicbanakacentral: somebody could have guessed that pass from your posts dumbasscavaticafan: who gives a shitbanakacentral: is your banking password 'checkingaccount'cavaticafan: plz fuck off, blocking u nowbanakacentral: no we are blocking u now, fuck ucavaticafan: fu2
― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 17 September 2010 10:28 (thirteen years ago) link
aero if it transpires that banaka is a sock of yrs i'll be seriously disappointed
― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Friday, 17 September 2010 10:31 (thirteen years ago) link
yes, but with more blood
― banaka, Friday, 17 September 2010 10:32 (thirteen years ago) link
d-mac I don't sock I am barefootin all day
― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 17 September 2010 10:38 (thirteen years ago) link
fkn hippies
― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Friday, 17 September 2010 10:39 (thirteen years ago) link
The Kariera are a tribe of Australian Aboriginal people who have a complex set of rules that determine who can marry whom. The tribe consists of four clans: Banaka, Karimera, Burung, and Palyeri.
The marriage rules are as follows:A Banaka can only marry a Burung.A Karimera can only marry a Palyeri.
The Kariera rules for children.The children of a male Banaka and a female Burung are Palyeri.The children of a male Burung and a female Banaka are Karimera.The children of a male Karimera and a female Palyeri are Burung.The children of a male Palyeri and a female Karimera are Banaka.
― pissky in the jar (onimo), Friday, 17 September 2010 10:48 (thirteen years ago) link
my pal yeri says his dad died in a gulag, kinda sad
― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 17 September 2010 10:51 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i51.tinypic.com/rckdhu.jpg
― pissky in the jar (onimo), Friday, 17 September 2010 10:53 (thirteen years ago) link