Ken vs. Boris: It's So On

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I kind of feel sorry for him - he looks so optimistic on his website
http://www.lightfootforlondon.com/

Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 27 September 2007 08:35 (sixteen years ago) link

The job of the Mayor is simple - to get people to work on time, to ensure people feel safe on the streets...
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Society/Pix/pictures/2007/09/03/BorisJohnsontwo128.jpg

Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 27 September 2007 10:08 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.masonicinfo.com/images/mussolini_hitler.jpg

Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 27 September 2007 10:09 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm sorry, I know it was obvious...

Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 27 September 2007 10:10 (sixteen years ago) link

But seriously, what are his chances? I find it very difficult to gauge Ken's popularity. Obviously Johnson feels his best bet is winning the 'burb vote.

Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 27 September 2007 10:14 (sixteen years ago) link

Ken Livingstone 4/7
Boris Johnson 2/1
Brian Paddick 25/1

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 27 September 2007 10:17 (sixteen years ago) link

And what were the odds on him winning last time?

Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 27 September 2007 10:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Ken, that is, obv.

Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 27 September 2007 10:19 (sixteen years ago) link

I might put a coupla quid on Boris if those are the current odds

Tom D., Thursday, 27 September 2007 10:20 (sixteen years ago) link

what's the total turnout, and how does it break down, is the big question. in a nebulous sense probably more londoners would vote ken. but which londoners will actually vote is the thing.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 27 September 2007 10:30 (sixteen years ago) link

Andrew Boff is a great name

ken c, Thursday, 27 September 2007 14:28 (sixteen years ago) link

i love the way that victoria borwick's surname can be frankensteined out of the other two also-rans' names. identikit conservatives!

Just got offed, Thursday, 27 September 2007 14:30 (sixteen years ago) link

and add a 'w'

Mark G, Thursday, 27 September 2007 14:30 (sixteen years ago) link

omg if boris does a speech saying "i looked up myself on facebook and found the group "boris johnson is a fucking tory for christ's sake"" then all these years on ilx will have paid off.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 20:52 (sixteen years ago) link

Yes.

http://www.facebook.com/s.php?q=boris+johnson&init=q

First result!

That mong guy that's shit, Thursday, 4 October 2007 08:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Or is that cos I'm in it?

That mong guy that's shit, Thursday, 4 October 2007 08:46 (sixteen years ago) link

It's because you're in it.

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 4 October 2007 08:47 (sixteen years ago) link

using another login it would seem it is 5th

acrobat, Thursday, 4 October 2007 11:09 (sixteen years ago) link

If Boris actually gets elected that group's gonna have to become an organisational hub for hunting down and maiming the members of the pro-Boris groups.

That mong guy that's shit, Thursday, 4 October 2007 11:45 (sixteen years ago) link

how does a mayor make a city more or less "multicultural" anyway?
short of ethnic cleansing, i don't see how this is possible.

max r, Thursday, 4 October 2007 12:07 (sixteen years ago) link

More to the point how do you do it in a city where 1/3 of people living here weren't evn born in this country let alone within the city limits.

Ed, Thursday, 4 October 2007 12:22 (sixteen years ago) link

And at least they actually live there 24/7

Tom D., Thursday, 4 October 2007 12:27 (sixteen years ago) link

I sincerely hope Boris comes third or 4th.

Ed, Thursday, 4 October 2007 12:31 (sixteen years ago) link

too high

blueski, Thursday, 4 October 2007 12:42 (sixteen years ago) link

well yes, what I would like is for him to fall under the wheels of a number 15 bus but this is less liukely to happen.

Ed, Thursday, 4 October 2007 12:44 (sixteen years ago) link

Is that the 15 (heritage) or the bog standard one?

Pete W, Thursday, 4 October 2007 13:09 (sixteen years ago) link

A Routemaster would be sweet indeed

Tom D., Thursday, 4 October 2007 13:12 (sixteen years ago) link

A bendy bus would be more fitting.

That mong guy that's shit, Thursday, 4 October 2007 13:13 (sixteen years ago) link

Or being smashed in two by a revenge sumo headbutt from that German dude he maimed in the football match, whichever

That mong guy that's shit, Thursday, 4 October 2007 13:14 (sixteen years ago) link

the group "boris johnson is a fucking tory for christ's sake" is packed with crypto-tory cunts talking about how rich people get where they are cos they work bloody hard at it. i guess i'm not a "big tent" kind of guy.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Sunday, 14 October 2007 10:52 (sixteen years ago) link

five months pass...

Ken's going to win this

Tom D., Thursday, 3 April 2008 10:27 (sixteen years ago) link

They really have been making an effort to tidy Boris' hair.

I don't know what to do. I don't really want to vote for Ken, but I suspect that a vote for anyone else is essentially a vote for Boris anyway.

Masonic Boom, Thursday, 3 April 2008 10:28 (sixteen years ago) link

People stupid enough to base their vote on what the leader writer of the Standard tells them rather than their own first-hand experience and observations deserve the Mayor they get.

Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 3 April 2008 10:32 (sixteen years ago) link

I met Boris once. He was exactly the same as his public persona. I'm having a hard time understanding how anyone could think he could be competent as a mayor, never mind his politics.

Zelda Zonk, Thursday, 3 April 2008 10:36 (sixteen years ago) link

Tory support is highest in Outer London

Phear the Bushey Bible Belt.

Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 3 April 2008 10:39 (sixteen years ago) link

I don't know what to do. I don't really want to vote for Ken, but I suspect that a vote for anyone else is essentially a vote for Boris anyway.

erm, single transferable vote.

ken c, Thursday, 3 April 2008 11:10 (sixteen years ago) link

What does that mean?

Masonic Boom, Thursday, 3 April 2008 11:11 (sixteen years ago) link

I predict Ken will scrape it. I also predict that whatever the outcome is, it won't make a vast ammount of difference to the average Londoner's life.

chap, Thursday, 3 April 2008 11:12 (sixteen years ago) link

if boris does what he promises, it will, in the negative. but he won't.

stevie, Thursday, 3 April 2008 11:14 (sixteen years ago) link

actulaly it's "supplementary vote"

if you don't vote boris or ken (and assuming they'll end up as top two), you can put one of them as a "second preference" and your vote will go to that.

ken c, Thursday, 3 April 2008 11:15 (sixteen years ago) link

God, English politics is more confusing than cricket. Sorry for being a dummy, this is the first election I've ever been legally allowed to vote in, in my life.

Masonic Boom, Thursday, 3 April 2008 11:17 (sixteen years ago) link

It's peculiar to council/mayoral elections - you only get one main vote in the generals.

chap, Thursday, 3 April 2008 11:20 (sixteen years ago) link

So I can actually vote for the Nigel Havers Alliance or the Monster Raving Loony Party or whatever, but if whoever I choose doesn't get close, my vote can default to Ken rather than Boris?

Masonic Boom, Thursday, 3 April 2008 11:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Yes.

Matt DC, Thursday, 3 April 2008 11:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Be interesting to see how the LibDem second votes break down.

Matt DC, Thursday, 3 April 2008 11:25 (sixteen years ago) link

OK, that's awesome. Who on earth shall I vote for?

Masonic Boom, Thursday, 3 April 2008 11:25 (sixteen years ago) link

but kate i thought you <3 boris

ken c, Thursday, 3 April 2008 11:25 (sixteen years ago) link

It makes the whole process rather more tactical. The Greens, for example, are advising their supporters to put Ken as second choice.

chap, Thursday, 3 April 2008 11:26 (sixteen years ago) link

we all heart boris in a way. but at the same time think he's a vile, moronic tory cunt.

Upt0eleven, Thursday, 3 April 2008 11:28 (sixteen years ago) link


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