defend the indefensible: SBARRO

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we're gonna go to the mall food court that has sbarro so I can make my sbarro-obsessed friend eat it while I get panda express

-- mh, Friday, October 19, 2007 10:14 PM (Friday, October 19, 2007 10:14 PM) Bookmark Link

oh man, i could go for a slice of pepperoni from sbarro and chase that fucker with a strawberry julius.

yeah.

chicago kevin, Saturday, 20 October 2007 03:18 (sixteen years ago) link

hell ya!

Eisbaer, Sunday, 21 October 2007 17:58 (sixteen years ago) link

tim@kfc is a real champ

roxymuzak, Sunday, 21 October 2007 18:39 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

yum!

Eisbaer, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link

SBARFO

Shaneal O'quille (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 22:08 (fifteen years ago) link

SBARRLOL

Eisbaer, Thursday, 23 October 2008 03:32 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.kerenmalki.org/images/Sbarro_Aftermath_AP_2.jpg

Eisbaer, Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:15 (fifteen years ago) link

sbarro is good airport food

jordan s (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:16 (fifteen years ago) link

the fine dining:

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i141/z764536/05-06-2008/DSC00015-1.jpg

Eisbaer, Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:17 (fifteen years ago) link

sbarro is good airport food

yeah -- after being stuck in stockton, ca (i.e., the armpit of CA) for a month now i can see why people who don't know better or have no better option would go apeshit over this place!

Eisbaer, Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:19 (fifteen years ago) link

eh i mean most airports if they aren't new/updated have a burger king/mcdonalds, a sbarro and some type of "deli" place and maybe something "ethnic" like bad chinese or bad mexican and ill probably choose a hueg thin slice of pizza every time

jordan s (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:20 (fifteen years ago) link

ive never seen sbarro outside of a food court situation though

jordan s (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:21 (fifteen years ago) link

aka food ghetto

Shaneal O'quille (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:23 (fifteen years ago) link

they had those huge pepperoni slices with like goopy cheese and 20 pepperonis that weren't quite right but still amazing

Surmounter, Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:25 (fifteen years ago) link

i knew i would be able to count u among sbarro supporters

jordan s (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:25 (fifteen years ago) link

i know you knew!

Surmounter, Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Singularly spiceless food.

Eric H., Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:27 (fifteen years ago) link

1. In many highway rest stops, the best dining option.
2. Girl I liked in high school used to work there so I spent much time at the other side of the food court mooning towards Sbarro's. That leaves an indelible mark on you.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:31 (fifteen years ago) link

3. nabkin dispender

I REQUEST U PLEASE GIVE ME A GUESS PAPERS (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:47 (fifteen years ago) link

dispend the indispendable

I REQUEST U PLEASE GIVE ME A GUESS PAPERS (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:47 (fifteen years ago) link

if it's the only option = go for it.
if there's a micky dee's = go for it over the sbarro
if there is "any other fast food chain" available at the same time = go for it over sbarro
sadly sbarro imo, has not even got the "passable status" of shakey's pizza or dominos pizzo, two of the lowest quality mass produced delivery pizza, while it still can equal a generic frozen dinner entree. imo, it's overpriced for the product produced. For what you get, go for the fatty fries at micky Dees and spend 1/2 the $$

Wiggy Woo, Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:58 (fifteen years ago) link

oh come on now

Jordan, Thursday, 23 October 2008 05:01 (fifteen years ago) link

i dunno if dominos is better...

Surmounter, Thursday, 23 October 2008 05:02 (fifteen years ago) link

.....

Surmounter, Thursday, 23 October 2008 05:02 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah it's debatable. i prefer bad ny style pizza to bad whatever style dominoes is

jordan s (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 23 October 2008 05:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Shitstyle

highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Thursday, 23 October 2008 05:09 (fifteen years ago) link

I hear they make pizza with pasta on top? It's called pasta pizza.

moley, Thursday, 23 October 2008 05:18 (fifteen years ago) link

I worked at sbarro in a mall for a while. Me and a coworker would go in the boss's office and climb a ladder to the cellar area (wooden shit) and smoke cigs. The best food there was probably the baked ziti but the cheese pizza was ok too (yeah it was greasy and floppy). Mind you this was 8 years ago. One time I was dusting the top of one of those glass hanging lights (behind the cash register) and I accidentally unscrewed it and it shattered all over the floor. the day I finally quit I stole $50 out of the register.... when I went to get the job back next summer they wouldn't let me because somehow they caught on.. I played innocent anyways.

CaptainLorax, Thursday, 23 October 2008 09:19 (fifteen years ago) link

When I worked a McDonalds I think a cockroach fell our of the bun fryer machine (you stick buns in and they slide out all toasted like). Well if it was a cockroach it certainly was toasted like.

When I worked at a dining hall some guy got a grasshopper in his coffee, wtf. He came to me to complain. I was like, "WHAT", maybe a little too loud, and then told him I would get the manager LOL

CaptainLorax, Thursday, 23 October 2008 09:22 (fifteen years ago) link

i used to love sbarro so much until like age 20. i always made my parents stop at ramapo (or is it sloatsburg i dunno) rest stop because they had a sbarro, also there were lots of hasidic jews at that rest stop all the time and i always thought that was weird.

harbl, Thursday, 23 October 2008 11:31 (fifteen years ago) link

They are responsible for the garlic-butter scented miasma that I have to wade through every morning at the train station.

Also I got a stomach bug shortly after eating at their MSP airport location.

No love.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 23 October 2008 12:24 (fifteen years ago) link

every morning at the train station

I mean, at 7:30 a.m.! People eat this for breakfast?

kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 23 October 2008 12:26 (fifteen years ago) link

mooning towards Sbarro's

good username option

metametadata (n/a), Thursday, 23 October 2008 13:41 (fifteen years ago) link

I do like their garlic knots ... such a seemingly simple thing that seems impossible for non-Sbarro places here.

Eisbaer, Thursday, 23 October 2008 18:41 (fifteen years ago) link

it helps that garlic knots can be tasty when stale and oilsoggy.

Sbarrohawk (Mackro Mackro), Thursday, 23 October 2008 18:50 (fifteen years ago) link

i was going through a pile of recent receipts last night and i was all WTF when i saw one for sbarro. i haven't eaten at sbarro in years! i forgot i bought a vitamin water there a few weeks ago at 3am in the international terminal at JFK.

thandie newman (get bent), Thursday, 23 October 2008 18:58 (fifteen years ago) link

lol

we are all sbarro

Sbarrohawk (Mackro Mackro), Thursday, 23 October 2008 19:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Sbarro is delicious in a shitty pizza sort of way, esp the sausage & pepperoni slices. I'm not ashamed.

Except for the one across from Penn Station; that thing is a portal to hell.

the bourgeoisie and the rebel (Stevie D), Thursday, 23 October 2008 19:38 (fifteen years ago) link

three months pass...

will sbarro be a casualty of the economic downturn?!? 15 Companies That Might Not Survive 2009

Sbarro. (Privately owned; about 5,500 employees). It's not the pizza that's the problem. Many of this chain's 1,100 storefronts are in malls, which is a double whammy: Traffic is down, since consumers have put away their wallets. Sbarro can't really boost revenue by adding a breakfast or late-night menu, like other chains have done. And competitors like Domino's and Pizza Hut have less debt and stronger cash flow, which could intensify pressure on Sbarro as key debt payments come due in 2009.

Ein kluges Äpfelchen (Eisbaer), Monday, 9 February 2009 14:43 (fifteen years ago) link

SBARRO. NOT PIZZA PROBLEM. CHANE STOREFRODS IN MALLS, IS DOUBLE WHAMY. TRAFFIC DOWN. CONSUBERS PUT AWAY WALITS. CAN'T BOOST REVANUE. CAN'T ADD BREKFESET OR LATE MENU. NOT LIKE OTHER CHANE. COMPEDIDORS LIKE DOMANO AND PIZZUT NO DEBT. STRONG CASH FLOW. INTENISY PRESSURE ON SBARRO AS KEY DET PAYMENTS COME DUE IN 2009.

mumps (iiiijjjj), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Last meal I had at a Sbarro was a roadside highway rest-stop place and it was totally horrible, not at all like early 80s mall memories. Wretched!

Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 00:06 (fifteen years ago) link

aw man, i would kill to read a financial analysis that's written like a T✧✧@K✧✧.E✧✧ post.

Ein kluges Äpfelchen (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 00:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Why can't they add a late night menu? Who doesn't eat pizza late at night?

You just got HAPPENED (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:02 (fifteen years ago) link

Malls close too early.

WmC, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:06 (fifteen years ago) link

ohhhhh...

You just got HAPPENED (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:07 (fifteen years ago) link

there's a sbarro in union station, why don't they just move out of malls and to horrible transit hubs instead?

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Who was still going to malls, even before the economic doomsday?

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:13 (fifteen years ago) link

13 year olds who haven't discovered hanging out in denny's

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:13 (fifteen years ago) link

my understanding is that the state of minnesota has recently been converted into a mall

max, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Aww, nostalgia. I remember discovering the joy of hanging out in a Dennys-like establishment. That's what Sbarro should do. Freestanding stores, 24-7 hours, cappucino instead of regular coffee and improved pizza.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:16 (fifteen years ago) link


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