[Jerry's house, it's dark, JERRY is sitting at the table waiting up as KRAMER comes in and turns on the light.]
KRAMER Jerry. Hey Jerry?
JERRY I'm right here. [note: he has an athletic bandage on his right hand]
You're late.
KRAMER Yeah, well, I got held up, you know. What happened to your hand?
JERRY Like you care.
KRAMER The work piled up, I lost track of time--
JERRY [calmly getting up with plate of chicken] Oh! Sure! Sure! You an' your work! Elaine's off in the Bizarro World, George only calls when he wants something, an' I'm left sitting here like this plate of cold chicken, which, by the way, [drops chicken into sink] was, for two.
KRAMER You cooked?
JERRY [calm] I ordered in. It's still effort.
KRAMER [in pain] Ow! Jeez!
JERRY What's wrong?
KRAMER {Ow!} It's my stomach.
JERRY You're probably gettin' an ulcer. This job is killing you! It's killing Us.
― tres letraj (tehresa), Friday, 23 December 2005 17:41 (eighteen years ago) link
KRAMER Well, we're, talkin' now, aren't we?--
JERRY I sit here for twenty lousy minutes in the morning--
KRAMER Oh here we go--
JERRY An' then when you come home at night, you're always exhausted--we never do anything anymore!
KRAMER What are you starting with me for? You know this is my crazy time o' year?!
JERRY [pause] It's your third day..
KRAMER [grabs briefcase to leave] I gotta go to work. We'll talk about this later. [leaves]
JERRY Well. [calling down the hall] Call if you're gonna be late!
― tres letraj (tehresa), Friday, 23 December 2005 17:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 23 December 2005 17:51 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 23 December 2005 18:07 (eighteen years ago) link
Seinfeld: Because your fathers bald!
Costanza: Baldness is inherited from the mothers side, Jerry.
Seinfeld: But your mothers bald too!
― James Bristow, Friday, 30 December 2005 06:01 (eighteen years ago) link
The Race.. Jerry gets the headstart because of Kramers car. You just see Duncans face while hes running..
Also, at the end of the mom and pop store where Jerry and Kramer are in the bus.. Kramers nose starts bleeding and he goes " Jerry, I'm falling apart here " and the music comes on with Jerry comforting Kramer.
Priceless
― James Bristow, Friday, 30 December 2005 06:06 (eighteen years ago) link
"WHat have you done to yourself!!" kramer noticing Jerry has shazed his chest
― Mike Hanle y 3000 (hanle y 3000), Friday, 30 December 2005 10:14 (eighteen years ago) link
"It... it moved."
― Nick H (Nick H), Friday, 30 December 2005 15:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― Surfer_Stone_Rosalita (Surfer_Stone_Rosalita), Saturday, 31 December 2005 00:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 31 December 2005 02:35 (eighteen years ago) link
― Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Saturday, 31 December 2005 03:07 (eighteen years ago) link
In one episode there's a scene with George visiting his mother in the hospital. (This must be "The Contest." She comes home unexpectedly to find him masturbating and falls down in shock. George relating this story leads to the bet.) After the bet he's visiting his mother and in the next bed a beautiful female patient is being given a sponge bath by a beautiful nurse. George has already made the bet so it's killing him, but he can't ignore it. In a later episode (probably the one mentioned above where he gets a massage from the masseur and is wondering if he's gay), he visits his mom again in a similar hospital room but this time a hunky male patient is getting a sponge bath from a hunky male nurse, and he again can't ignore it, though it's giving him all sorts of inner conflict.
― nickn (nickn), Saturday, 31 December 2005 06:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Saturday, 31 December 2005 06:31 (eighteen years ago) link
― nickn (nickn), Saturday, 31 December 2005 06:52 (eighteen years ago) link
"Not that there's anything wrong with that!" - and moving your hands apart in a flat gesture at the same time.
Also:George when being fired because he selpt with the cleaning lady:"Was that ... wrong?"
Seinfeld is often praised for its dialogue, but I also think that the acting and the little schticks are a very important reason why the series is so lovable. E.g. George and Jerry's "tolerant" gay hand gesture, Jerrys near-inability to actually act, his high-pitched voice, the bit where Elaine cringes and almost breaks down because John-John is not at the gym, George's pauses, Kramer's clumsiness etc. I never fancied Kramer's door entrée much, though. Too staged.
― Jay-Kid (Jay-Kid), Saturday, 31 December 2005 10:41 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jay-Kid (Jay-Kid), Saturday, 31 December 2005 10:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Saturday, 31 December 2005 15:51 (eighteen years ago) link
― TOMBOT, Saturday, 31 December 2005 15:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 31 December 2005 18:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― TOMBOT, Saturday, 31 December 2005 21:06 (eighteen years ago) link
Does anyone know when the next one will be released?
"Maria, poquendo los scientos de estes con gleam!"
― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 5 May 2006 09:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 5 May 2006 10:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Friday, 5 May 2006 10:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― JohnFoxxsJuno (JohnFoxxsJuno), Friday, 5 May 2006 11:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alba (Alba), Friday, 5 May 2006 11:23 (eighteen years ago) link
Jerry: "Come on Marcelino, I paid you fifty dollar already. Can't you take down the cheque?"Marcelino: "Ehno, sorry, estore-policy."Jerry: "But it's *your* store!"Marcelino: "Even I am not above estore-policy."
― Gerard (Gerard), Friday, 5 May 2006 11:30 (eighteen years ago) link
Jerry: Hey - how was the beach?Kramer: Oh, you missed it, buddy - lot of femininas - some major femininas!
Kramer: You're moving to California?Jerry: Yeah, only for a while.Kramer: Yeah, but Jerry, what happens if the show's a hit? You could be out there for years! You might never come back.Jerry: No, I'll be back.Kramer: Jerry. It's L.A, nobody leaves. She's a seductress, she's a siren, she's a virgin, she's a who-ooorreeee!
― Gerard (Gerard), Friday, 5 May 2006 11:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 5 May 2006 12:05 (eighteen years ago) link
JERRY
All right. How 'bout this one: let's say you're abducted by aliens.
GEORGE
Fine.
They haul you aboard the mother ship, take you back to their planet as a curiosity. Now: would you rather be in their zoo, or their circus?
I gotta go zoo. I feel like I could set more of my own schedule.
But in the circus you get to ride around in the train, see the whole planet!
I'm wearin' a little hat, I'm jumpin' through fire.. They're puttin' their little alien heads in my mouth..
[resigned] At least it's show business..
But in the zoo, you know, they might, put a woman in there with me to uh.. you know, get me to mate.
What if she's got no interest in you?
Then I'm pretty much where I am now. At least I got to take a ride on a spaceship.
― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 5 May 2006 12:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 May 2006 12:40 (eighteen years ago) link
― Gerard (Gerard), Friday, 5 May 2006 12:41 (eighteen years ago) link
― -+-+-+++- (ooo), Friday, 5 May 2006 12:42 (eighteen years ago) link
Do we know when the next season dvd is coming out?
― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 5 May 2006 12:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:26 (eighteen years ago) link
GEORGE (voice is hoarse from screaming): I...was trying to lead the way. We needed a leader! Someone to lead the way to safety.
ROBIN: But you yelled "get out of my way"!
GEORGE: Because! Because, as the leader...if I die...then all hope is lost! Who would lead? The clown? Instead of castigating me, you should all be thanking me. What kind of a topsy-turvy world do we live in, where heroes are cast as villains? Brave men as cowards?
ROBIN: But I saw you push the women and children out of the way in a mad panic! I saw you knock them down! And when you ran out, you left everyone behind!
GEORGE: Seemingly. Seemingly, to the untrained eye, I can fully understand how you got that impression. What looked like pushing...what looked like knocking down...was a safety precaution! In a fire, you stay close to the ground, am I right? And when I ran out that door, I was not leaving anyone behind! Oh, quite the contrary! I risked my life making sure that exit was clear. Any other questions?
FIREMAN: How do you live with yourself?
GEORGE: Its not easy.
― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:42 (eighteen years ago) link
http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/20/kramers-racist-tirade-caught-on-tape/
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link
― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link
― anticon jemima (ooo), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link
I never liked Seinfeld in general.
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link
jerry seinfeld is a legend in the hood
― anticon jemima (ooo), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link
― deej.. (deej..), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link
― anticon jemima (ooo), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link
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― Noilly Prat (kenan), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link
― deej.. (deej..), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link
― Pamplaxico Polancobon (Andy_K), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link