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Inverse Multivalent Seasonal Affective Disorder. IMSAD.

― Jesse, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

Intense Reversese Seasonal Affective Disorder.

― Jesse, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

Sounds fun, Sarah.

― Eazy, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

Cabin fever. Shack wacky.

― Eazy, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

Haha. UNMASK THE ART OF SCATTING!

You're right Sarah, I don't think I breathe with support, but I'm sure you do.

― Jordan, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

You know what's kind of odd? Besides a monkey with two heads? Seeing Courtney on ILX as well as on Gmail Chat during work hours!

― Jesse, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

Scatting is a shadow art, practiced only by ancient masters who dwell in an island fortress across the sea. Now, you too can UNMASK ITS SECRETS.

― dan m, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

My mom gave me a gallon of maple syrup. She tried to give me 2 gallons. DOES ANYONE WANT SOME MAPLE REAL MAPLE SYRUP?

― Jesse, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

I kind of want to take some kind of voice lessons. Growing up, I was always in choir (school & church). I've totally lost any of that ability.

Let's all play Bob Dylan.

― KitCat, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

Hey guys, there is a name for my weird hands! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simian_crease

Apparently it's common in monkeys and also thought to be a sign of Down's syndrome and fetal alcohol syndrome!

― Jordan, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

I do, I do, Jordan!

Ha ha. I would totally read The Secret if it involved the art of scatting.

― KitCat, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

Oh wait, maybe that's talking about a different line.

― Jordan, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

On second thought, no, I think I do have monkey hands.

― Jordan, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

Why do you think it's talking about a different line? It looks like your fucked up palm to me.

― Jesse, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

You and Nick should be segregated from the general population onto the island of misfit hands.

― Jesse, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

It all comes back to the Blue Line pooper, doesn't it?

― jaymc, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

Jesse, I want some maple syrup. I have a Mrs. Butterworth's bottle that's probably five years old that I don't trust much anymore.

― jaymc, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

Come and get it.

I can't stop listening to Alanis' Humps. AND YOU DON'T WANT NO DRAMAAAAAA, NO NO NO NO NO DRAAAMAAA....MY HUUUUMP MY HUMP MY HUUUUMPPPP MY LOVELY LAAAADY LUUUUUUMPS.

It sounds like a Tori Amos cover.

― Jesse, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, whoops. For some reason, I thought Jordan offered up the maple syrup. Thus the "I do, I do, Jordan!"

― KitCat, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

BLUE LINE POOPER

Ingredients
* Kahlua
* Blue curacao

Pour one layer of Kahlua, then a thin layer of blue curacao, then another layer of Kahlua. Serve with a jaunty umbrella.

― n/a, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

It's strange to eat fish in the daytime, without being able to wash it down with copious amounts of alcohol.

― jaymc, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

Nick. You can't layer like that. Learn about relative densities, girl.

― Jesse, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

I ate fried perch and chicken at Harold's Chicken Shack #938.a §3.1.

― Jesse, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

Shut up, fatfingers.

― n/a, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

Quit raining on my parade.

― n/a, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

A simian crease is often a normal finding, occurring in about 3% of the population. It may also be associated with:

Down syndrome
Aarskog syndrome
Cohen syndrome
Fetal alcohol syndrome
Trisomy 13
Rubella syndrome
Turner syndrome
Klinefelter syndrome
Pseudohypoparathyroidism
Gonadal dysgenesis
Cri du chat syndrome

WAHT

I swear I am not making that up

― Jordan, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

There was a phantom shower-shitter who terrorized a bunch of my and Matt's friends' residence hall in college.

― dan m, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

WOAH

― n/a, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

to Jordan

― n/a, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry I called you fatfingers, Jesse.

Also, sorry I missed the opportunity to say "Quit peeing on my parade," which is funnier.

― n/a, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

You should see if any of your fam has monkey hands.

― KitCat, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

(to Jordan)

― KitCat, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

Nick you need to start rating movies with your weird thumb.

"I give Grindhouse two hitchhiker's thumbs up."

http://www.ncrtec.org/tl/camp/gene/thumb1.jpg http://www.ncrtec.org/tl/camp/gene/thumb1.jpg

― dan m, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

Wow!! (re. Cohen Syndrome)

― Jesse, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.brainclaw.com/common/images/monkeyspaw.jpg

― Jordan, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

Klinefelter syndrome

Ha ha!

― Jesse, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

What if I have delayed onset Cohen syndrome? :( :( :(

― Jordan, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

Oh I thought I posted this already:

General Discussion
Cohen syndrome is an extremely variable genetic disorder characterized by diminished muscle tone (hypotonia), abnormalities of the head, face, hands and feet and mental retardation. Affected individuals usually have heads that are smaller than average and a short upper lip through which the incisors are exposed. In many, but not all cases, obesity is present, especially around the torso and is associated with slender arms and legs. A lowered level of white blood cells (neutropenia) is present from birth in some affected individuals.

― Jordan, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

I promised my fam that N & I would go to this cousin's wedding, same month as ours. They are all coming to ours.

Anywho, I just checked tickets and it's going to be like $400pp for this quick weekend. :-(

― KitCat, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

They are all driving to ours. I guess we could do that, but boy would that suck. (13 hours each way I think?)

― KitCat, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

Ugh.

― KitCat, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

Ugh, allergy time again? I go through this at work every single spring. My boss gets all excited about the weather and opens up our suite's door to the outside (we're on the first floor) and my allergies go nuts. I ask him if we can keep it closed because its bothering my allergies. It gets closed until I leave for lunch, then opened again. This seriously sucks. Where can I buy those surgical masks?

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

Train takes 21 hours and costs just as much.

Yuck, Jon. I'm so thankful I don't have allergies. So are my kitties.

― KitCat, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

Try bidding?

― Jesse, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

Explicame.

― KitCat, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

Priceline.com name your own price. Or...that other one.

― Jesse, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

Explicame, saw, conquered.

― Jesse, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

I have hitchhiker thumbs. I tried to point this out the other day, but everyone was so horrified by Nick's thumbs that I wasn't able to command any attention.

― jaymc, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

I went to the libary today. Here's how that went:

Is There No Place On Earth For Me a journalist spends, like, forever with a schizophrenic woman. David Sedaris recommends, "Depressing," he says. Should be right up my alley.

Man With the Golden Arm

Areas of My Expertise. John Hodgman's book.

Couldn't find Look At My Striped Shirt.

I took out another book, but I'm kinid of shy to admitting what it is....ellendegeneressadfkjfasd;fjei

― Jesse, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

I want to read I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, too.

― Jesse, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

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