new novels and why they suck and whatever

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Why do you have to make the code so simple?

_Rudipherous_, Sunday, 22 August 2010 18:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Battling between my hatred for the author photo of LIGHT BOXES and the fact that the book actually does sound pretty interesting

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 22 August 2010 19:05 (thirteen years ago) link

I am struggling with the same dilemma. I mean everyone I've everyone met in my life who dresses like that is an asshole so...

Number None, Monday, 23 August 2010 03:13 (thirteen years ago) link

second everyone should be "ever" obviously

Number None, Monday, 23 August 2010 03:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Wow, you guys nailed it. I've seen a few photos of that guy and he looks like a twat and lives in Brooklyn. I like my writers broke, drunk, and from unfashionable boroughs of unfashionable cities.

fields of salmon, Monday, 23 August 2010 03:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Jive-ass H&M novelist.

fields of salmon, Monday, 23 August 2010 03:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Does he live in Brooklyn? Ok I'm definitely not reading it then.

Number None, Monday, 23 August 2010 03:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Fine, I didn't say I wasn't going to read it, I'm just saying I had a visceral reaction to dude's photo.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 23 August 2010 04:54 (thirteen years ago) link

v neck t-shirts and why they suck and whatever

chill.wav (Lamp), Monday, 23 August 2010 05:41 (thirteen years ago) link

i only read people who wear v-necks and live in brooklyn

max, Monday, 23 August 2010 05:49 (thirteen years ago) link

i have only my own beard to burden

chill.wav (Lamp), Monday, 23 August 2010 05:53 (thirteen years ago) link

hello i picked up a copy of oscar wao in part because of this thread/max & nabisco's rec and i really enjoyed it & so did my girlfriend

to be rill rill (samosa gibreel), Monday, 23 August 2010 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link

kind of a silly thing to say since the book has won a pulitzer prize and was book of the year 2007 on like a billion ppl's lists but i am not hip to these things and this was the first i'd heard of it

to be rill rill (samosa gibreel), Monday, 23 August 2010 18:15 (thirteen years ago) link

i wish the new franzen book was coming out a week earlier, i'm going out of town this weekend and need something new to read.

emotional radiohead whatever (Jordan), Monday, 23 August 2010 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link

oh god what will u do

what if "middlebrow" is pubes? (Matt P), Monday, 23 August 2010 19:09 (thirteen years ago) link

just posting to say that light boxes sounds horrible

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 23 August 2010 22:12 (thirteen years ago) link

but kudos to all

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 23 August 2010 22:17 (thirteen years ago) link

HEY SO I READ REMAINDER LAST WEEK

THAT BOOK IS REALLY FUCKING GOOD YALL

I MEAN

SHIT

max, Monday, 23 August 2010 22:42 (thirteen years ago) link

I DIDNT MEAN TO POST IN CAPS BUT IT SEEMED APPROPRIATE

CAUSE THAT BOOK

DANG

max, Monday, 23 August 2010 22:42 (thirteen years ago) link

I read mulligan stew last week. It was pretty funny but the best parts were in the beginning

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 23 August 2010 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link

new novels and why they suck or whatever

Mr. Que, Monday, 23 August 2010 23:09 (thirteen years ago) link

what is new

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 23 August 2010 23:21 (thirteen years ago) link

new is today's tomorrows

ive only read like 10 pages but linda le's the three fates seems p interesting

Lamp, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 06:24 (thirteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

read David Mitchell's "Cloud Atlas" b/c of this thread and it was aawweessoommee

dmr, Thursday, 23 September 2010 01:44 (thirteen years ago) link

man reading is so pointless. reading 400 pages of some shitty book that i can use sparknotes to find out the basic point (like being a lawyer i guess), you're only gonna forget that shit a few days later. pointless invention, books

mittens reduxeo, Thursday, 23 September 2010 02:25 (thirteen years ago) link

five months pass...

thanks for the David Mitchell rec guys. Really enjoying Cloud Atlas. I guess not all new novels suck or whatever

garage rock is usually very land-based (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 15:15 (thirteen years ago) link

yayyyyy

max, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 15:53 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah that book was great

SBlendor in the grass (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 16:05 (thirteen years ago) link

how far along are you shakey?

SBlendor in the grass (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 16:05 (thirteen years ago) link

third section - "Half Lives: the firt Luisa Rey mystery", sooo 90 pages or so?

garage rock is usually very land-based (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 16:13 (thirteen years ago) link

three years pass...

ppl should stop writing, publishing novels in 2014

Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 23:49 (nine years ago) link

free advice! step right up and get your free advice!

Aimless, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 23:59 (nine years ago) link

lol stfu silby

avicii usque ad arse (imago), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 00:05 (nine years ago) link

xp: uh oh im having a fantasy u started a thread about an east european or mb german dude like a year ago whose books i really wanted to read but i forget who it was now. also did i ever ask u about hard rain falling? i really really love that book

― Lamp, Friday, June 25, 2010 3:11 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I went to the library today and picked this book up among other things because I remembered it from somewhere, I guess it was here

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 00:39 (nine years ago) link

Who was the east european or mb german dude tho

, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 00:41 (nine years ago) link

I also picked up The Alp by Arno Camenisch, which isn't really a novel, but seems to be a 2014 thing that I, so far, really enjoy. It's also the first new Dalkey book that I've enjoyed reading in a while, I mean I usually get something out of new Dalkey things but they're, often-times, painful to get through.

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 00:44 (nine years ago) link

probably laszlo krasznahorkai, war n war is the only book of his I can actually get through. xp

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 00:47 (nine years ago) link

cant believe we had a thousand post thread on nu novels and now ppl only read young adult fan fic graphic novels rip literature

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 01:02 (nine years ago) link

a lot of this thread was about sci fi though

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 01:15 (nine years ago) link

silby otm. fiction is dull.

Mordy, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 01:19 (nine years ago) link

hey I didn't say fiction is dull

Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 01:20 (nine years ago) link

like obviously I'm adopting some sort of semi-disingenuous lol internet position by posting "people should stop writing novels" but just the continued existence of the market for new lit-fic novels is kind of legitimately weird to me

Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 01:23 (nine years ago) link

ahem, *new* fiction is dull

Mordy, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 01:23 (nine years ago) link

but honestly i'm bored* of all fiction for the last couple years. this must be the curse of studying english lit.

*i'm also pretty sure that the more non-fiction i read, and the less fiction, the more boring i get

Mordy, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 01:24 (nine years ago) link

always a risk that when you say something, mordy will agree with you

mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 01:26 (nine years ago) link

haha

Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 01:27 (nine years ago) link

anyway I'd settle on a moratorium on new novels written in English by white men

Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 01:29 (nine years ago) link

I realize I can adopt this as a personal rule but I read a wikipedia article about Kant once and I think it means I'm supposed to babble about it on the internet too.

Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 01:30 (nine years ago) link

When novels like 2666 are being written, there is still a reason to write and publish novels. QED.

Aimless, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 03:10 (nine years ago) link


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