Lol @ Ross Kemp

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The Kemp -> POW link:

Together, they are reckoned to have become one of Britain's most influential media couples since marrying in 2002, and count leading figures in the political and media establishment among their friends.
These include Guy Black, press secretary to Michael Howard, the Tory leader. Black is a childhood friend of Kemp and they remain close.

He and his partner Mark Boland, the Prince of Wales's press secretary, have been on holiday with Wade and Kemp.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 4 November 2005 12:46 (eighteen years ago) link

The friend added: “After they split up they had an agreement that Angela could stay in the house, but would not go into the garage. Steve popped in on Tuesday and found Angela in there rifling through his personal stuff.


OI, GEH AWWT OF ME CAR LOT, SON.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 4 November 2005 14:18 (eighteen years ago) link

oh, i think guy black worked for the press complaints commission, and there was something complex linking him more closely to the POW.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 4 November 2005 14:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Who is this black guy you're all on about?

Oh No, It's Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 4 November 2005 14:27 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Ross Kemp at the Baftas:

Ex-EastEnders star Ross Kemp was unrepentant about winning best factual series ahead of Stephen Fry's documentary on manic depression and family history programme Who Do You Think You Are?

"We've been shot at," he said of his show, which profiled gangs around the world.

"We've been in prisons where people are raped on a regular basis. I've been on my own on a number of occasions with people who are multiple murderers.

"I interviewed a man who'd shot 16 people through the head before his 10th birthday."

And to celebrate the recognition for his work, he was "definitely going to get smashed" after the ceremony, he quipped.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 21 May 2007 22:51 (seventeen years ago) link

RIP. Heaven needed a man who could get beaten up by an eight stone woman.

Dom Passantino, Monday, 21 May 2007 22:55 (seventeen years ago) link

He didn't want to live in a world without Kellogg's Fruit and Fibre.

Noodle Vague, Monday, 21 May 2007 23:11 (seventeen years ago) link

You're thinking of Angus Deayton.

Dom Passantino, Monday, 21 May 2007 23:14 (seventeen years ago) link

No, I believe he didn't want to live in a world without coked-up hookers.

Noodle Vague, Monday, 21 May 2007 23:18 (seventeen years ago) link

God bless Youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyQ7tiJw3sE

Noodle Vague, Monday, 21 May 2007 23:20 (seventeen years ago) link

two years pass...

WOW

I can't make my face turn into a heart (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 26 July 2009 12:55 (fourteen years ago) link

That is awesome.

ailsa, Sunday, 26 July 2009 12:58 (fourteen years ago) link

I smell a "Best Original Concept" award coming up at whatever stupid awards they give to blogs.

Skeevy Wonder (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 July 2009 12:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Thank god somebody re-upped this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bsApDcW1ng

Skeevy Wonder (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 July 2009 13:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Screen grab it, print it, fold it.

I can't make my face turn into a heart (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 26 July 2009 13:07 (fourteen years ago) link

ten years pass...

When your hobby becomes your job

The Masked Zinger (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 January 2020 12:58 (four years ago) link

tbf to Kemp I look much the same most mornings

Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Friday, 10 January 2020 12:59 (four years ago) link

six months pass...

Sometimes I’d review the third episode with an actor – no director present.

On the occasion of the uniform episode, I’d invited Ross Kemp.

I gave him sugared coffee and my most comfortable chair. I turned the TV towards him so the screen wouldn’t flare with the sun finding gaps in the BBC blinds.

We watched in parallel and, apart from my scribbling and his laboured breathing, in silence.

A silence broken as the scissors sliced the khaki.

For a moment, I thought the sound guys had gone overboard with stereo effects. But no - in my right ear I had Grant sobbing on the marital bed and in my left ear Ross sobbing in my comfortable chair.

The actor had been overwhelmed by his own performance.

“Am I really as good I as I think I am?” he asked, shaking the tears from his big round eyes.

boxedjoy, Thursday, 6 August 2020 10:28 (three years ago) link


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