Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

max OTM! i don’t have any idea how many times some chick has tried to convince me that Sarah Jessica horse face was cuet

basically, these pics are like running into the hottest girl you knew in high school or college, and she's still looking alright but you can tell her looks are fading and her life/personality is pretty fucked up now (i.e. "would hit it," but kinda hoping the opportunity doesn't arise, since it would probably be an unsatisfying parking lot BJ that you'd feel awful about afterwards). that kind of experience = not boner city, is all I'm saying.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, February 19, 2008 7:38 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

yeah i'd feel SO AWFUL about that.

that is pretty otm tho.

blowjob in parking lot could be lindsay's indian name.

sarah jessica horseface is cute!

uh, no

blowjob in parking lot could be lindsay's indian name.
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blowjob in parking lot could be lindsay's indian name.
blowjob in parking lot could be lindsay's indian name.
blowjob in parking lot could be lindsay's indian name.
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blowjob in parking lot could be lindsay's indian name.
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awful as in kind of nauseous, I meant.

not even, at this point shes like HJ in the bar bathroom

is this what is going to happen to cheerleader from heroes in 5 years?

true xp

i think she'll go the hilton route. xp

Sarah Jessica Parker is hot.

i don’t have any idea how many times some chick has tried to convince me that Sarah Jessica horse face was cuet

LOL, a chick I know just tried to convince me of that a few nights ago.

chicks are rong

sjp is not remotely hot

No, but she is cute, in the sense that girls usually mean it.

No she bloody isn't, shes hideous.

i think she'll go the hilton route. xp

-- Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Tuesday, February 19, 2008 9:21 PM

she will inherit a hotel empire and then release a narcissistic sex tape?

Some cruel writer referred to SJP as "Rubberfaced funnyman Sarah Jessica Parker" in an article (which I guiltily chuckled at)

lolol

haaaaaaaaa

burrrrn

SJP is not attractive. Nope.

I mean, look. She's got a tight little body, especially given that she's had a kid. In that regard, she's got it going on.

But the killer combo is that her face really isn't all that attractive and she plays terminally annoying characters who constantly have an overblown sense of entitlement.

So long as she makes Matthew Broderick (seemingly, a bro among actors) happy, I have no problem with her. Break Ferris' heart, and I'll break her.

she is SO HOT.

evidence:

http://www.umich.edu/~ece/student_projects/female_journalism/satc_carrie_s3_396x502_033020041903.jpg

i'm sorry but that is a gorgeous fucking woman, with hot clothes.

http://shinymedia.headshift.com/images/photos/uncategorized/carriewaist.jpg

http://images.art.com/images/-/Sarah-Jessica-Parker--C10043745.jpeg

do not want

she's no mary louise parker

granted i have no idea what that looks like from a carnal point of view, so i can't really say. but from a gay male/chick's point of view, she is undoubtedly hottt.

mary louise is hot but her face looks like it's been stitched too much.

YOU ARE ON CRACK

FUCKING CRACK.

THE GHETTO DRUG THAT THE CIA MADE TO KEEP BLACK PEOPLE DOWN. YOU SMOKE IT.

hahaha OTM

and look what it did to Lohan. My god.

mary-louise parker has had her face seriously lifted. and there was nothing wrong with it before. now it kind of makes me feel tense.

sjp is a butterface

i know this is just a computer generated body but were it real itd be best ever 500% a++++++++

http://popbytes.com/img/mary-centerfold-weeds.jpg

MLP >>>>>>>>>>>LiLo>>>>>>>>>>>>>SJP

sjp is a butterface

-- bell_labs, Wednesday, February 20, 2008 12:29 AM (6 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

what does this mean xactly?

the phrase "tight little body" should be [nabisco]'ed out permanently

not when it's perfectly accurate.

the phrase "tight little body" should be [nabisco]'ed out permanently

-- omar little, Wednesday, February 20, 2008 12:30 AM (1 second ago) Bookmark Link

leave the teenpop dudes alone ok

butter face = everything is nice but her face

hahahahaha right

ok but that's wrong

not in the case of SJP

alright whatever.

what's the new john lennon movie looking like?

someone explain Mary Louise Parker to me. I don't get it.

but from a chick's point of view, she is undoubtedly hottt.

NO