can't believe u don't own a bike
― the disappearance of apollo creed (s1ocki), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:18 (fifteen years ago)
can't believe max is kanye.
― tropical blowjob (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:23 (fifteen years ago)
can't believe max is buds with Benny Ninja
― How could you forget the crazy hooker? (HI DERE), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:24 (fifteen years ago)
i wonder (easily google-able) what year that seinfeld episode is from in which kramer gets castigated as a "hipster doofus"?
1993.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:24 (fifteen years ago)
what the hell is daddy's, is my question
I thought you read the Noise Board.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:26 (fifteen years ago)
which is the thread thirdalternative is referring to? i remember giving him a lot of shit about daddy's but i dont remember where
― max, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:27 (fifteen years ago)
fyi to all--daddy's is a "hipster" "bar" in "williamsburg" which is a neighborhood in brooklyn known to be "hip"
― max, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:28 (fifteen years ago)
"brooklyn"
― ('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:30 (fifteen years ago)
"2002"
― dell (del), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:32 (fifteen years ago)
"by that i mean it seems a shame that celebrating self-expression in an interesting and light-hearted manner somehow got warped into the polar oppposite-- ever more guarded behavior steeped in swathed of suspicion and dour irony"
Has it ever really been about self-expression rather than strip-mining/fetishizing the expression of others? "hipster doofus" w.r.t. kramer seems more like abstracting the term to describe a parasite in general.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:35 (fifteen years ago)
actually, though, George is a parasite, too. maybe he is absolved from hipsterdoofusdom by having a job?
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:37 (fifteen years ago)
technically, everything is parasitism. the self-made men pulling themselves up by famed child molester horatio alger's bootstraps did not invent the tanning process enabling them to work their way up in the world in such rand-ish fashion
but aside from that, i think kramer was labeled "hipster doofus" b/c he wore dated clothing extolled by b. joel in "keeping the faith", etc.
i think originally the term conveyed expressing one's self in contrast to a dominant culture, i.e., african-american guys wearing zoot suits or nineties-era dorky white guys positioning themselves against "jocks" in some sense
― dell (del), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:53 (fifteen years ago)
Has it ever really been about self-expression rather than strip-mining/fetishizing the expression of others?
http://www.harpercollins.com/harperimages/isbn/large/8/9780060528188.jpg
― tropical blowjob (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 18:01 (fifteen years ago)
(read as: "no.")
― tropical blowjob (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 18:02 (fifteen years ago)
"uniquely American anti-establishmentarian posture known as hip" somehow reminds me of "my lifestyle determines my deathstyle"
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 18:12 (fifteen years ago)
is that leland book any good
― markers, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 18:13 (fifteen years ago)
lol how convenient
http://topics.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/08/17/everything-old-is-hip-again/
― max, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 18:25 (fifteen years ago)
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― Want A+ tasty food homemade (jdchurchill), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 19:14 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.hipsterhitler.com/
― diamonddave85, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 21:13 (fifteen years ago)
wow, enough already
― i got the hangover owl gang over (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 24 August 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)
congratulations on the new hitler blog whiney
― piranha karenina (s1ocki), Tuesday, 24 August 2010 21:17 (fifteen years ago)
ppl just don't get tired of this topic
― the girl with the butt tattoo (harbl), Tuesday, August 24, 2010 2:16 PM (7 seconds ago)
― sarahel, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 21:17 (fifteen years ago)
yes, yes they do
― markers, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 21:18 (fifteen years ago)
http://i34.tinypic.com/ev5mic.jpg
― sarahel, Monday, 30 August 2010 18:43 (fifteen years ago)
we do need a druid, and she has cast a level 5 charm spell on me.
― peacocks, Monday, 30 August 2010 19:43 (fifteen years ago)
^^^^^
― diamonddave85, Monday, 30 August 2010 20:57 (fifteen years ago)
lol: http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2010/08/31/steven-crowder-hipsters-al-qaeda-usama-bin-laden-terrorists-consumerism/
― elephant rob, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 18:50 (fifteen years ago)
“America is an Evil Empire that rapes the earth of its resources, and robs from impoverished countries!”
― Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 18:56 (fifteen years ago)
without even clicking the link I'm admiring that URL, kudos fox
― dmr, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 18:58 (fifteen years ago)
aw, dmr, you're missing this:
If you were to ask the modern hipster, he… I mean she… Sorry, IT is likely under the impression that Usama Bin Laden is wearing skinny jeans in his cave, currently listening to Animal Collective as he throws back cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon. Certainly Al Qaeda shares a common bond with the trust-fund jackass, bobbing his head at the Vampire Weekend concert.
― elephant rob, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 19:01 (fifteen years ago)
haha yeah I did read it. pretty piss-poor trolling. East Village syringe jokes? Take a shower you dirty hipster?
― dmr, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 19:05 (fifteen years ago)
p sure that whole column has to be a level i mean "other, more productive Americans"?
― swagula (Lamp), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 19:06 (fifteen years ago)
This is an AWESOME article, from 1957:
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,862551,00.html
One line stood out:
To the Soho hipsters who swelter and suffocate for it in the Cat's Whisker, the Côte d'Azur or The Two I's, skiffle is brand-new; to jazz critics and non-skiffling professional musicians, it is old—"a bastardized, commercialized form of the real thing," said one critic, "watered down to suit the sickly orange-juice tastes of musical illiterates."Read more: http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,862551,00.html#ixzz0ylHRha45
Read more: http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,862551,00.html#ixzz0ylHRha45
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 September 2010 14:57 (fifteen years ago)
missed this thread bump the other day but loving
the hipster, often blessed with the luxury of never having had to earn a living in the real world (no, college is not the real world) is permanently perched in the peanut gallery, free to criticize other more productive Americans
from a dude who
first came to public prominence as the voice of Alan "The Brain" Powers on the children's television series Arthur. He has become popular for his weekly political postings on YouTube. His brother, Jordan Crowder, is an independent film director and his mother (Francine Crowder) is a stylist and costume designer in Canadian television.
― great British wasteman = u (DJ Mencap), Monday, 6 September 2010 15:05 (fifteen years ago)
haha he actually put his mom's job in his bio?!?!
― real s1ock (s1ocki), Monday, 6 September 2010 15:14 (fifteen years ago)
that's taken from a popular online encyclopedia but who's to say he didn't write it
― no time for the prussian death cult (nakhchivan), Monday, 6 September 2010 15:19 (fifteen years ago)
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l89yw1HNVx1qayxuco1_500.jpg
~*~sigh~*~
― tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 13:15 (fifteen years ago)
http://i56.tinypic.com/t9egdl.jpg
http://i52.tinypic.com/auzedz.jpg
http://i55.tinypic.com/1zzqtr5.jpg
― Cunga, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:11 (fifteen years ago)
ugh
― C:\Users\Bill\Desktop\shirtless.jpg (Matt P), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:16 (fifteen years ago)
we are so fucked
― C:\Users\Bill\Desktop\shirtless.jpg (Matt P), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:17 (fifteen years ago)
and to think we underestimated the power of crayons all this time
― markers, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:18 (fifteen years ago)
http://i54.tinypic.com/ippmyx.jpg
http://i54.tinypic.com/oabrdl.jpg
― Cunga, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:38 (fifteen years ago)
those are great!
― sarahel, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:44 (fifteen years ago)
i hope they got a real kid to do the colouring in
― srahell (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:45 (fifteen years ago)
http://laurenoutloud.com/main/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dinosaurs_vs_irony.png
― Evan, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 21:48 (fifteen years ago)
Saying the Triassic was cooler than the Jurassic or Cretaceous is like saying "the first album was the best, before they got commercial and shit."
It's total bullshit though. Plateosaurus was boring as fuck.
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 22:02 (fifteen years ago)
People should fucking retire the fucking "I liked ____ better when it was _____" construction stat
― i sit alone in my three-cornered hat staring at candles (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 22:19 (fifteen years ago)
oh man wolf bear crystal right hahahahah what
i like the stegosaurus one [better when it was ____ lol]
― The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 22:19 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.crystal-fox.com/webart/products_large/3748.jpg
― markers, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 22:21 (fifteen years ago)