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And when people would come to see her, she'd tell me to tell them she wasn't here. This includes clients.

― KitCat, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

Call me irresponsible
Call me unreliable
Throw in undependable, too.

― kenan, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

Doesn't it amaze you sometimes that people like that have jobs?

― kenan, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

Heh, I guess it shows your good nature by being concerned about cattiness when you're on the receiving end of some quite catty behavior! I wouldn't think of it that way, I'd just frame it as concern for doing my job correctly, I guess.

― dan m, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

kill one bitch

― kenan, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

Pee in the coffee and you two'll be even.

― Eazy, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

I would, but I drink it too.

― KitCat, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

She's the one who once said, "Hey, Sarah, let's make a new rule. Whoever is first in the office has to make the coffee.." knowing I'm ALWAYS the first in the office.

Ok, Must. Let. Go.

― KitCat, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

i would make like a cup and a half of coffee and leave the half. "oh yeah, it's almost gone. feel free to make some more though!"

― chicago kevin, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

that's actually not a bad idea!

Except not only do I make the coffee, I bring the coffee, and if they make more, they make more of MY coffee.

― kenan, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

Honestly I think I would say "It is my job to direct callers to the people they request to speak to" and leave it at that. I mean, anything that goes against that said in response is going to sound completely unreasonable. Am I being too rational for the situation?

― dan m, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

no, it won't work either way, since I usually have two 16-oz cups in the morning, and after I get that first cup and go back for more, there's usually at LEAST two more cups worth missing, so it wouldn't make sense to make only enough for myself, much less only enough to screw my coworkers out of coffee.

― kenan, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

If that happens again, I'll just put them directly into her vm. Then she won't necessarily have to talk to them.

― KitCat, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

Too bad we don't all have the prerec for this Old Town class.

― KitCat, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

Make that prereq.

― KitCat, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

I feel sad. I think it's my RSAD. I have Unacute Reverse Seasonal Affective Disorder, I think--URSAD. That and I am tired from staying up all night, plus I have to do taxes and I am kind of broke and have a buncha bills to pay.

― Jesse, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

Inverse Multivalent Seasonal Affective Disorder. IMSAD.

― Jesse, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

Intense Reversese Seasonal Affective Disorder.

― Jesse, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

Sounds fun, Sarah.

― Eazy, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

Cabin fever. Shack wacky.

― Eazy, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

Haha. UNMASK THE ART OF SCATTING!

You're right Sarah, I don't think I breathe with support, but I'm sure you do.

― Jordan, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

You know what's kind of odd? Besides a monkey with two heads? Seeing Courtney on ILX as well as on Gmail Chat during work hours!

― Jesse, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

Scatting is a shadow art, practiced only by ancient masters who dwell in an island fortress across the sea. Now, you too can UNMASK ITS SECRETS.

― dan m, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

My mom gave me a gallon of maple syrup. She tried to give me 2 gallons. DOES ANYONE WANT SOME MAPLE REAL MAPLE SYRUP?

― Jesse, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

I kind of want to take some kind of voice lessons. Growing up, I was always in choir (school & church). I've totally lost any of that ability.

Let's all play Bob Dylan.

― KitCat, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

Hey guys, there is a name for my weird hands! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simian_crease

Apparently it's common in monkeys and also thought to be a sign of Down's syndrome and fetal alcohol syndrome!

― Jordan, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

I do, I do, Jordan!

Ha ha. I would totally read The Secret if it involved the art of scatting.

― KitCat, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

Oh wait, maybe that's talking about a different line.

― Jordan, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

On second thought, no, I think I do have monkey hands.

― Jordan, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

Why do you think it's talking about a different line? It looks like your fucked up palm to me.

― Jesse, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

You and Nick should be segregated from the general population onto the island of misfit hands.

― Jesse, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

It all comes back to the Blue Line pooper, doesn't it?

― jaymc, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

Jesse, I want some maple syrup. I have a Mrs. Butterworth's bottle that's probably five years old that I don't trust much anymore.

― jaymc, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

Come and get it.

I can't stop listening to Alanis' Humps. AND YOU DON'T WANT NO DRAMAAAAAA, NO NO NO NO NO DRAAAMAAA....MY HUUUUMP MY HUMP MY HUUUUMPPPP MY LOVELY LAAAADY LUUUUUUMPS.

It sounds like a Tori Amos cover.

― Jesse, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, whoops. For some reason, I thought Jordan offered up the maple syrup. Thus the "I do, I do, Jordan!"

― KitCat, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

BLUE LINE POOPER

Ingredients
* Kahlua
* Blue curacao

Pour one layer of Kahlua, then a thin layer of blue curacao, then another layer of Kahlua. Serve with a jaunty umbrella.

― n/a, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

It's strange to eat fish in the daytime, without being able to wash it down with copious amounts of alcohol.

― jaymc, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

Nick. You can't layer like that. Learn about relative densities, girl.

― Jesse, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

I ate fried perch and chicken at Harold's Chicken Shack #938.a §3.1.

― Jesse, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

Shut up, fatfingers.

― n/a, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

Quit raining on my parade.

― n/a, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

A simian crease is often a normal finding, occurring in about 3% of the population. It may also be associated with:

Down syndrome
Aarskog syndrome
Cohen syndrome
Fetal alcohol syndrome
Trisomy 13
Rubella syndrome
Turner syndrome
Klinefelter syndrome
Pseudohypoparathyroidism
Gonadal dysgenesis
Cri du chat syndrome

WAHT

I swear I am not making that up

― Jordan, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

There was a phantom shower-shitter who terrorized a bunch of my and Matt's friends' residence hall in college.

― dan m, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

WOAH

― n/a, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

to Jordan

― n/a, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry I called you fatfingers, Jesse.

Also, sorry I missed the opportunity to say "Quit peeing on my parade," which is funnier.

― n/a, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

You should see if any of your fam has monkey hands.

― KitCat, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

(to Jordan)

― KitCat, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

Nick you need to start rating movies with your weird thumb.

"I give Grindhouse two hitchhiker's thumbs up."

http://www.ncrtec.org/tl/camp/gene/thumb1.jpg http://www.ncrtec.org/tl/camp/gene/thumb1.jpg

― dan m, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

Wow!! (re. Cohen Syndrome)

― Jesse, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

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